Corrupt A Wish

[Guest]

Granted but its in a tin can and you have no opener.

 

I wish for ultimate knowledge

[Guest]

Granted, But just as every other being who has had it before you will end up destroying yourself.

 

I wish that I had a Mg42.

[Stross97]

Granted but it only fires blanks.

 

I wish I could find the Bad Dragon toy that I lost in my ass many months ago...

[Guest]

Granted, you laid an egg.

 

I wish that those red star motherfuckers would stop screwing up my ski trip.

[Stross97]

Granted, they now screw up your snowboard trip

 

I wish I could speak and understand cat

[Guest]

Granted. it turns out cats are planning a global revolution.

 

I wish that wasnt a possibility

[Stross97]

Denied, cats are planning a global revolution.

 

I wish I was entertaining in more ways than my idiocy.

[Guest]

Granted, you realize your sarcasm is humorous.

 

I wish they hadn't intervened.

[Stross97]

Denied, the nosalises smell your fear.

 

How many months must go by before the moon takes my senselessness?

[Guest]

three bubble.

 

How many times will I die before I'm done?

[Stross97]

Like $@¥§

 

How far can a fish throw a dog a boner?

[Guest]

as far as string is long

 

Who pushed Humpty of the wall?

[Stross97]

Yours truly. *bows*

 

Was he fried or scrambled?

[Laura]

I don't know.

He scrambled before i could see.

 

I wish i could control time itself.

[Guest]

Granted, But it becomes increasingly unstable as it is manipulated.

 

I wish I hadn't lost Borodin and Ivanov in Sobor.

[Stross97]

They should have been sober.

 

I wish I knew how many mandibles were in the jar.

[Guest]

Denied, Because I don't know either.

 

I wish that the time wasn't spent so alone.

[Stross97]

The booglebears must decide that.

 

I wish I was smarterest.

[Guest]

It's more painful to have such sight.

 

I wish Orlando wouldn't have carried me out of that field.

[Stross97]

But then the children of the corn would know where you were.

 

I wish seventy percent of my body was like the other sixty percent of my body.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted but the other 35% of your body is now mauve

 

 

I wish NieR:Automata actually had some semblance of cohesion in its gameplay and a functional control system for the mouse and keyboard.

[Stross97]

Granted. Now it's all NieR: Automated.

 

I wish I could communicate in a more meaningful way than sarcasm.

[Guest]

Granted you can now use sign language, good luck using that in a forum

 

I wish for a milkshake

[Stross97]

Granted but it's a 'different' kind of milk.

 

I wish for self judo chop.

[Guest]

Granted, now your tits look terrible.

 

I wish that I could tell somebody about BRRRRAAAAAAIIIINNNNZZZZ!