Corrupt A Wish

[Stross97]

Granted, here's a high five.

 

I wish it was time to act like an adult.

[Guest]

NooooOooooOoooO *Gunshot* ughhhh...

 

I wish that They wouldn't report this.

[Stross97]

Denied: supercalifragilisticexpialadocious.

 

I wish for sammich.

[Guest]

Denied, You already wished for that.

 

I wish that Lord Stross would bestow me the rank of Lieutenant.

[Stross97]

Granted, remind me when I'm less sleepy.

 

I wish I was less tired.

[Guest]

Granted, Zzzzzz...

 

*Yawn* I wish I wasn't Zzzzz...

[Laura]

Granted, ghosts don't need sleep anyways.

 

I wish i could control the sun.

[Stross97]

Granted, help us all.

 

I wish I had better emotional control over myself.

[Guest]

Granted, But you've lost a great deal of physical control.

 

I wish that the usual bullshit wasn't so tedious.

[Stross97]

Granted, it is now tidy and uninteresting.

 

I wish I could wish a wishful wish wishing it was wishful enough to wish its own wishful wish.

[Guest]

Granted, You now have the foresight to wish for things that you think can be wished for that are truly worth wishing for.

 

I wish I had something that didn't make me want to beat myself up anymore.

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, you now have a punching bag that looks just like you

 

I wish my granting was less ambiguous

 

[Guest]

Granted, Now your granting is painfully obvious.

 

I wish that the commando class wasn't so useless. 

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, the commando class are now just civilians walking around with no underwear

 

I wish I grant hadn't magically transformed into grunt in my mind making the above post hilarious

[Guest]

Granted, I'm far too drunk to make sense of what you said.

 

I wish I hadn't run out of Vodka.

[Guest]

granted you now have plenty of vodka. Its all in tin cans and you have lost your can opener.

 

I wish for something

[Guest]

Granted, You now have gonorrhea.

 

I wish that I had soup.

[Fienyx]

Granted.

 

I wish to be a sith.

[Stross97]

Granted, you are Darth Talon.

 

I wish I didn't have to deal with temperatures constantly in the hundreds.

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, you now deal with Temperatures in the thousands.

 

I wish people would stop u-turning in front of me without warning

 

[Golgazek]

Granted, now people can't turn at all.

 

I wish I was taller

[Stross97]

Granted, you are now 123 feet tall.

 

I wish I was more care free.

[Astravanger]

Granted, and another settlement needs your help, your son can wait.

 

I wish to have the ability to sleep 8 hours in 1 hour time period.....

[Stross97]

Granted, when you sleep I'll turn back all the clocks by 7 hours.

 

I wish I had an easier time making friends with people.

[Millicent Bystander]

Denied, if we went around granting wishes like that the world might end up being a better place.

 

I wish I had a rabbit