Corrupt A Wish

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, this isn't the matrix

 

 

I wish I didn't have a sharp shooting pain just behind my left eyebrow

 

[Stross97]

Granted, it's behind your right eyebrow.

 

I wish a nigga would.

[Millicent Bystander]

denied

 

I wish you hadn't granted my wish, now it is behind both

[Stross97]

Denied, I am no genie.

 

I wish I had my PC right now.

[shirow]

Granted, however you have trouble with every peripheral device.

 

I wish I could find the culprit of my skyrim loading time

[Guest]

Granted, But it's only one of many.

 

I wish I had better Internets...

[Stross97]

Granted but it costs $400,000 hoh.

 

I wish I didn't feel bad for being a prick sometimes.

[Guest]

Granted, Now you just feel like an asshole instead.

 

I really wish that I Didn't have to play the medic class in "Insert Game Here" all the time.

[Stross97]

Dead space.

 

I wish I was witty and cute instead of sarcastic and annoying.

[shirow]

Granted, however you everyone else is now sarcastic and annoying.

 

I wish this Sunday could last longer.

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, Sunday is a fleeting moment, always missed when it is gone

 

 

I wish Skyrim hadn't just crashed on me

[Guest]

Granted, It will now crash within five minute intervals.

 

I wish the average player in an online game wasn't so childish.

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, the average player in an online game is, after all a child.

 

I wish I'd actually played online games this weekend.

 

[Guest]

Granted, However your connection falters after an hour and continues throughout the weekend.

 

I wish the Mouse would grant a wish instead of taking the easy way out.

[Millicent Bystander]

Denied, the road less travelled and all that jazz

 

I wish the ghost would make a wish worth granting

 

[Guest]

Denied, As a ghost all my wishes and dreams died long before I did.

 

I wish Humanity no longer existed.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, to be more gender-neutral the term has been changed to hupersonity

 

I wish I'd stopped myself from doing ^

[Guest]

Denied, Things here would be far too boring.

 

I wish I could die twice.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but you die 3 times

 

I wish Ghost in the Shell type bodies were already a reality

[Guest]

Granted, But you no longer retain any traces of your former self. Therefore you cease to exist.

 

I wish natural selection applied to humans.

[Millicent Bystander]

it did before warning labels were invented

 

I wish I knew what some people were thinking sometimes

[Guest]

Denied, stooping to that level will render you closer to their inane stupidity.

 

I wish I had more vodka so I could drink myself into ghost oblivion.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but it's pseudo vodka and doesn't make you drunk

 

I wish I would get out of bed when my alarm wakes me up

 

[Stross97]

Granted but now your alarm wakes you up 10 minutes late when it's important and 10 minutes early when it's not.

 

I wish I had more time for fun.

[shirow]

Granted, you've just lost any other activity you had. Time for some fun.

 

 

I wish I could find my 'soulmate' .