Stross97 Posted March 6, 2017 Posted March 6, 2017 Granted but your 'soulmate' is a ginger and therefore has no soul so they must take part of yours. I wish I didn't keep forgetting the second half of this.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted March 7, 2017 Posted March 7, 2017 Denied, we all have shit memory I wish I had a better wish to wish for
Stross97 Posted March 7, 2017 Posted March 7, 2017 Denied, you got me instead. I wish I was a better person.
Millicent Bystander Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 granted, you are now person 2.0 I wish I hadn't dreamt of giant ants
Stross97 Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 Granted, you now dream of tiny ants. I wish I would've done this a long time ago.
Millicent Bystander Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 granted, but you didn't like it back then for reasons I wish I had a ten foot cock
Stross97 Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 Granted, you can now make lots of giant fried chicken pieces. I wish I had more stuff
Millicent Bystander Posted March 10, 2017 Posted March 10, 2017 granted, now you have all the stuff, but people keep stealing it. I wish I had a better understanding of life
Stross97 Posted March 10, 2017 Posted March 10, 2017 Denied, life is impossible to understand. I wish I wasn't depressed/ stressed all the time.
Millicent Bystander Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 granted, you now live in the wild hunting for food, life is good, you have no internet or people around. I wish I didn't wake up every morning with such bad neck ache
Guest Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 Granted! Next morning you will be beheaded. I wish @Millicent Bystander will not suffer when I will decapitate him.
Millicent Bystander Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 Granted, I'll try not to show I'm suffering. I wish a giant dragon would come save me from being beheaded
Stross97 Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 Granted, now you have to run to save yourself. I wish I could be good at something.
Guest Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 Granted you will be good to tell how to start a Skyrim game without Live Another Life. Especially to click the "space/jump" button to get out of the tower. I wish t mod (for real) a game different from Skyrim.
Stross97 Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 Granted, now mods super Mario. I wish I wasn't just a figment of everyone's imagination.
sonia82sarkar Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 Granted, you are just a figment of your imagination. I wish to have some peanuts today.
Millicent Bystander Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 granted, but you're allergic and end up in the emergency room I wish I hadn't just wasted the entire morning getting my cars suspension sorted.
peculiaris Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 granted, but you're allergic and end up in the emergency room I wish I hadn't just wasted the entire morning getting my cars suspension sorted. Granted but now your car suspension feels lonely so it decides to leave you for a better owner. I wish VR was so advanced that i could live in any movie universe I want.
Guest Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 Granted but the BBoF get to control said universe I wish April would come and go already
Stross97 Posted March 12, 2017 Posted March 12, 2017 Granted but the April showers won't bring the May flowers. I wish I was a wish.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted March 12, 2017 Posted March 12, 2017 Granted, I wished for you I wish for fishy goodness
sonia82sarkar Posted March 12, 2017 Posted March 12, 2017 Granted but it costs you more money than you own! I wish a happy Sunday to all
Millicent Bystander Posted March 12, 2017 Posted March 12, 2017 granted, everyone who sees your post will be happy I wish Sunday didn't mean work tomorrow
Stross97 Posted March 12, 2017 Posted March 12, 2017 Granted, I wished for you I wish for fishy goodness First time anyone has ever said they wished for me granted, everyone who sees your post will be happy I wish Sunday didn't mean work tomorrow Denied, Monday's are the devils weekday. I wish things were less frustrating.
sonia82sarkar Posted March 12, 2017 Posted March 12, 2017 Granted, mundane tasks are now less frustrating. I wish I had an umbrella.
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