Guest Omega1084 Posted November 7, 2014 Posted November 7, 2014 Granted, but 3+3=2 which means 2+2=12 also. I wish my next wish would not be turned against me. [Hahahaha, ninjas.]
Cynical Misanthrope Posted November 7, 2014 Posted November 7, 2014 Granted, but you were unaware of the consequences , and therefore has run out of wishes. I wish I had something to do tonight.
Guest Omega1084 Posted November 7, 2014 Posted November 7, 2014 Granted, but now it's daytime. I wish I had more time.
Majuko Posted November 7, 2014 Posted November 7, 2014 Granted but now you have all the time in the world because time has stopped. I wish I could create a new bio disease that doesn't me or anyone I care about.
nonusnomeni Posted November 7, 2014 Posted November 7, 2014 to late i was done that i wish international law to put a sleep anybody with IQ less than 100
Majuko Posted November 7, 2014 Posted November 7, 2014 Granted, but your IQ flows below that and you're put to sleep due to your own law. I wish that all cats could talk.
nonusnomeni Posted November 7, 2014 Posted November 7, 2014 but... but we do i wish all umans understand cattish
Content Consumer Posted November 7, 2014 Posted November 7, 2014 Granted... but now all cats can only speak doggish. I wish I hadn't just broken my phone.
nonusnomeni Posted November 8, 2014 Posted November 8, 2014 ok you didn't broke your phone you broke your leg i wish something nice warm sweet soft Tuna pate you pervs
Guest Omega1084 Posted November 8, 2014 Posted November 8, 2014 Granted, you get diarrhoea. I wish Nintendo wasn't turning into EA and Sony.
Content Consumer Posted November 8, 2014 Posted November 8, 2014 Granted... it's turning into Atari! E.T. here we come! I wish for recursion.
TiredGerman Posted November 24, 2014 Posted November 24, 2014 granted. You are now living in a time loop where you are forced to watch "The Room" every day. I wish for a thread revival spell.
Guerilla Posted November 28, 2014 Posted November 28, 2014 Granted, now they are hungry zombie threads. I wish for alien invasion.
Arcueid Brunestud Posted November 28, 2014 Posted November 28, 2014 Right. Let's get this one sorted out. You want an alien invasion? Who am I to judge. Granted, in District 9-esque more or less on top on where you currently lives. I hope you won't find that fact, too discomforting. I wish for an unlimited supplies of space orang utans so I can cannon-balled them sorry sod into a distant horizon each time 3ds max is in his very delightful condition, dancing and prancing about, decided to crash on me. A lot.
antharius Posted June 28, 2015 Posted June 28, 2015 Granted, but they sided with the dark side and put you in a carbonite. I wish I have the Schwartz.
Shadowhawk827 Posted June 28, 2015 Posted June 28, 2015 Granted; but EVERYBODY's Schwartz is bigger than yours. I wish there was something entertaining on TV tonight.
Content Consumer Posted June 28, 2015 Posted June 28, 2015 Granted. Tonight at 10:00 - "Five Steps to Converting a Shadowhawk into Itty Bitty Meaty Chunks." I wish for some peanut butter.
Shadowhawk827 Posted June 28, 2015 Posted June 28, 2015 Granted; You have peanut butter, with 20x the FDA allowed amount of rat feces in it. I wish I had a Green Lantern ring.
nonusnomeni Posted June 28, 2015 Posted June 28, 2015 granted one incandescent Green Lantern ring on your penis i wish dead things stay dead
antharius Posted June 29, 2015 Posted June 29, 2015 Granted, but they only if their name is "Dead". I wish for a burrito.
Content Consumer Posted June 29, 2015 Posted June 29, 2015 Granted, but they only if their name is "Dead". I wish for a burrito. Granted! One little donkey coming up! I wish I had a better telephone.
Chaos63 Posted June 29, 2015 Posted June 29, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQJjx19sRbs I wish I lived on an island.
nonusnomeni Posted June 29, 2015 Posted June 29, 2015 granted i wish i have no restrictions on cheating in relationship
Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK Posted June 30, 2015 Posted June 30, 2015 granted, but you can only cheat with huge men with 35 centimeters penises thatll fuck you in the ass. I wish I won the lotery
morgananinuala Posted June 30, 2015 Posted June 30, 2015 granted, but you can only cheat with huge men with 35 centimeters penises thatll fuck you in the ass. I wish I won the lotery That's a bad thing? No holds barred big-dicked men? (That is big, right? American, lol) Granted! You won the superpower lottery. You're an immortal, sexless, psychic toxic slug-monster! I wish I had a few of those big-dicked guys to suck.
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