Corrupt A Wish

[Guest Omega1084]

Granted, but 3+3=2 which means 2+2=12 also.

 

I wish my next wish would not be turned against me.

 

 

[Hahahaha, ninjas.]

[Cynical Misanthrope]

Granted, but you were unaware of the consequences , and therefore has run out of wishes.

 

I wish I had something to do tonight.

[Guest Omega1084]

Granted, but now it's daytime.

 

 

I wish I had more time.

[Majuko]

Granted but now you have all the time in the world because time has stopped.

 

 

I wish I could create a new bio disease that doesn't me or anyone I care about.

[nonusnomeni]

to late i was done that

 

i wish international law to put a sleep anybody with IQ less than 100 

[Majuko]

Granted, but your IQ flows below that and you're put to sleep due to your own law.

 

 

I wish that all cats could talk.

[nonusnomeni]

but... 

but we do

 

i wish all umans understand cattish

[Content Consumer]

Granted... but now all cats can only speak doggish.

 

I wish I hadn't just broken my phone.

[nonusnomeni]

ok you didn't broke your phone you broke your leg    

 

i wish something nice warm sweet soft 

 

 Tuna pate you pervs       

 

[Guest Omega1084]

Granted, you get diarrhoea.

 

 

I wish Nintendo wasn't turning into EA and Sony.

[Content Consumer]

Granted... it's turning into Atari! E.T. here we come!

 

I wish for recursion.

[TiredGerman]

granted. You are now living in a time loop where you are forced to watch "The Room" every day.

 

I wish for a thread revival spell.

[Guerilla]

Granted, now they are hungry zombie threads.

 

I wish for alien invasion.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Right. Let's get this one sorted out. You want an alien invasion? Who am I to judge. Granted, in District 9-esque more or less on top on where you currently lives. I hope you won't find that fact, too discomforting.

 

 

I wish for an unlimited supplies of space orang utans so I can cannon-balled them sorry sod into a distant horizon each time 3ds max is in his very delightful condition, dancing and prancing about, decided to crash on me. A lot.

[antharius]

Granted, but they sided with the dark side and put you in a carbonite.

 

I wish I have the Schwartz.

[Shadowhawk827]

Granted; but EVERYBODY's Schwartz is bigger than yours.

 

I wish there was something entertaining on TV tonight.

[Content Consumer]

Granted.

Tonight at 10:00 - "Five Steps to Converting a Shadowhawk into Itty Bitty Meaty Chunks."

 

I wish for some peanut butter.

[Shadowhawk827]

Granted; You have peanut butter, with 20x the FDA allowed amount of rat feces in it. 

 

I wish I had a Green Lantern ring.

[nonusnomeni]

granted one incandescent Green Lantern ring on your penis

 

i wish dead things stay dead

[antharius]

Granted, but they only if their name is "Dead".

I wish for a burrito.

[Content Consumer]

Granted, but they only if their name is "Dead".

I wish for a burrito.

 

Granted! One little donkey coming up!

 

I wish I had a better telephone.

[Chaos63]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQJjx19sRbs

 

 

I wish I lived on an island.

[nonusnomeni]

granted 

 

 

i wish i have no restrictions on cheating in relationship 

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

granted, but you can only cheat with huge men with 35 centimeters penises thatll fuck you in the ass.

I wish I won the lotery

[morgananinuala]

granted, but you can only cheat with huge men with 35 centimeters penises thatll fuck you in the ass.

I wish I won the lotery

That's a bad thing? No holds barred big-dicked men? (That is big, right? American, lol)

 

Granted!

 

You won the superpower lottery. You're an immortal, sexless, psychic toxic slug-monster!

 

I wish I had a few of those big-dicked guys to suck.