nonusnomeni Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 oooooooooooo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!NOT GRANTED!!!  i wish to sell content consumer as a slave into salt mine  price one beer
Guest Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 Granted. But as soon as he was sold, he turned berserk and killed not only his new master but you as well in the bloodiest rampage ever witnessed by mankind. Â I wish I could pulverize everything in the universe, so that nobody dares to fight me and my world-domination.
Fadzanatas Posted October 15, 2014 Posted October 15, 2014 Granted. You get your own mini universe of, say, 20 m² filled with sand.  I wish I could travel to parallel universes at will
AlunaTheGod Posted October 16, 2014 Posted October 16, 2014 Granted. But you're stuck in a dimensional rift where you need to fight off ancient giant anamantium three headed fire breathing ninja golems to escape. Â I wish pokemon were real.
Guest Posted October 16, 2014 Posted October 16, 2014 They are. But regular animals aren´t anymore. Now you have to kill and eat Pokemon to survive. Or humans, depending on your tastes...  I wish half of the IS troops would start to worship another god, which would lead to a religious war of these two factions, that only ends when both factions have completely obliterated each other.
Melly Bxtch Posted October 19, 2014 Posted October 19, 2014 Granted, but their war obliterated Japan. Â I wish Dragon Shouts were real.
Guest Omega1084 Posted October 19, 2014 Posted October 19, 2014 Granted but now you have a chronic cough which causes you to Unrelentingly Force anyone in your general area out of said area. Â Â I wish to conquer Skyrim!
Arcueid Brunestud Posted October 19, 2014 Posted October 19, 2014 Muahahahaha!!! Finally! I got to corrupt her wish!!! Hahahahaha~~~........ I'm sorry but what is your wish again? I kind a forget about it. Â Â I wish I can evade her intense wrath.
Guest Omega1084 Posted October 19, 2014 Posted October 19, 2014 Granted, unfortunately you soon meet someone much worse. Â Â I wish for an infinite green apple that regenerates whenever I take a bite from it.
Arcueid Brunestud Posted October 19, 2014 Posted October 19, 2014 Granted. But it can't be digested and ultimately your body will burst into a beautiful bits of blood, meat, and piss. I must cut down my violence's collection. Â Â I wish today will raining pancakes instead of popping tornadoes every now and then. Seems like God is awfully piss-off at my nation.
Guest Omega1084 Posted October 19, 2014 Posted October 19, 2014 Granted but God literally pisses on your nation the next day. Â Â I wish for Samus' Power Suit.
Arcueid Brunestud Posted October 19, 2014 Posted October 19, 2014 NO! I give it to my ex and I'm too afraid to get it back. Maybe if I throw you she won't bite me... again. Â Â I wish for a trebuchet so I can shoot cars on the road tomorrow. So they can't go to work. Wait... I have to go as well..... SCREW THAT!!! Incoming cow-pies!!!
Guest Omega1084 Posted October 19, 2014 Posted October 19, 2014 Umm.. granted? Â I wish I could understand that last post.
Arcueid Brunestud Posted October 19, 2014 Posted October 19, 2014 What for. Where's the fun in that. (psst! I was hold at a gun-point to say those words, but I wouldn't granted it anyway) Â Â I wish for a real wishing machine so I really screw other people wishes.
Content Consumer Posted October 19, 2014 Posted October 19, 2014 Granted. You're in it right now! Didn't you know? This forum makes all wishes come true... in alternate universes.  I wish I could travel to alternate universes.
Karin Posted October 19, 2014 Posted October 19, 2014 Granted, but you will stuck in alternate universe forever. Â I wish to become goddess
Guest Posted October 19, 2014 Posted October 19, 2014 Granted. You can now call yourself goddess of laziness as all you do is to lay in your bed and scratch your belly while being fed grapes by little monkeys. Â I wish the mighty Leviathan would emerge from the ocean to sink all ships on it and thus forcing international travel to be by air.
AlunaTheGod Posted October 19, 2014 Posted October 19, 2014 Granted, but Ariel's dad got word of it and killed the leviathan with a trident. Â I wish I could land a lazer flip, clean.
Guest Omega1084 Posted October 19, 2014 Posted October 19, 2014 Granted but upon landing it explodes regardless. Â Â I wish I didn't have a fever!
Content Consumer Posted October 19, 2014 Posted October 19, 2014 Granted. Let's switch sicknesses! You take my cough and PND, I'll take your fever. Â I wish for more lemons.
Melly Bxtch Posted October 19, 2014 Posted October 19, 2014 Granted, but it's ion the form of a lemon party. *shudder^ Â I wish for every Pokemon Booster Box ever made.
Content Consumer Posted October 19, 2014 Posted October 19, 2014 Granted. You are crushed by the weight.  I wish it would stop snowing oh gods why is it snowing IT'S ONLY MID OCTOBER!
shirow Posted October 19, 2014 Posted October 19, 2014 Granted, it's now freezing as hell. I wish to remember my dreams during my sleep time.
Killing Joke Posted October 19, 2014 Posted October 19, 2014 Granted, but they erase your real memories. I wish I could switch genders whenever I want.
Guest Omega1084 Posted October 19, 2014 Posted October 19, 2014 Granted but your genitals in both forms are removed. I wish I was more flexible!
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