Corrupt A Wish

[nonusnomeni]

oooooooooooo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!NOT GRANTED!!!

 

i wish to sell content consumer as a slave into salt mine

 

price one beer

[Guest]

Granted. But as soon as he was sold, he turned berserk and killed not only his new master but you as well in the bloodiest rampage ever witnessed by mankind.

 

I wish I could pulverize everything in the universe, so that nobody dares to fight me and my world-domination.

[Fadzanatas]

Granted. You get your own mini universe of, say, 20 m² filled with sand.

 

I wish I could travel to parallel universes at will

[AlunaTheGod]

Granted. But you're stuck in a dimensional rift where you need to fight off ancient giant anamantium three headed fire breathing ninja golems to escape.

 

I wish pokemon were real.

[Guest]

They are. But regular animals aren´t anymore. Now you have to kill and eat Pokemon to survive. Or humans, depending on your tastes...

 

I wish half of the IS troops would start to worship another god, which would lead to a religious war of these two factions, that only ends when both factions have completely obliterated each other.

[Melly Bxtch]

Granted, but their war obliterated Japan.

 

I wish Dragon Shouts were real.

[Guest Omega1084]

Granted but now you have a chronic cough which causes you to Unrelentingly Force anyone in your general area out of said area.

 

 

I wish to conquer Skyrim!

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Muahahahaha!!! Finally! I got to corrupt her wish!!! Hahahahaha~~~........ I'm sorry but what is your wish again? I kind a forget about it.

 

 

I wish I can evade her intense wrath.

[Guest Omega1084]

Granted, unfortunately you soon meet someone much worse.

 

 

I wish for an infinite green apple that regenerates whenever I take a bite from it.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. But it can't be digested and ultimately your body will burst into a beautiful bits of blood, meat, and piss. I must cut down my violence's collection.

 

 

I wish today will raining pancakes instead of popping tornadoes every now and then. Seems like God is awfully piss-off at my nation.

[Guest Omega1084]

Granted but God literally pisses on your nation the next day.

 

 

I wish for Samus' Power Suit.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

NO! I give it to my ex and I'm too afraid to get it back. Maybe if I throw you she won't bite me... again.

 

 

I wish for a trebuchet so I can shoot cars on the road tomorrow. So they can't go to work. Wait... I have to go as well..... SCREW THAT!!! Incoming cow-pies!!!

[Guest Omega1084]

Umm.. granted?

 

I wish I could understand that last post.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

What for. Where's the fun in that. (psst! I was hold at a gun-point to say those words, but I wouldn't granted it anyway)

 

 

I wish for a real wishing machine so I really screw other people wishes.

[Content Consumer]

Granted. You're in it right now! Didn't you know? This forum makes all wishes come true... in alternate universes.

 

I wish I could travel to alternate universes.

[Karin]

Granted, but you will stuck in alternate universe forever.

 

I wish to become goddess

[Guest]

Granted. You can now call yourself goddess of laziness as all you do is to lay in your bed and scratch your belly while being fed grapes by little monkeys.

 

I wish the mighty Leviathan would emerge from the ocean to sink all ships on it and thus forcing international travel to be by air.

[AlunaTheGod]

Granted, but Ariel's dad got word of it and killed the leviathan with a trident.

 

I wish I could land a lazer flip, clean.

[Guest Omega1084]

Granted but upon landing it explodes regardless.

 

 

I wish I didn't have a fever!

[Content Consumer]

Granted. Let's switch sicknesses! You take my cough and PND, I'll take your fever.

 

I wish for more lemons.

[Melly Bxtch]

Granted, but it's ion the form of a lemon party. *shudder^

 

I wish for every Pokemon Booster Box ever made.

[Content Consumer]

Granted. You are crushed by the weight.

 

I wish it would stop snowing oh gods why is it snowing IT'S ONLY MID OCTOBER!

[shirow]

Granted, it's now freezing as hell.

I wish to remember my dreams during my sleep time.

[Killing Joke]

Granted, but they erase your real memories.

I wish I could switch genders whenever I want.

[Guest Omega1084]

Granted but your genitals in both forms are removed.

I wish I was more flexible!