Corrupt A Wish

[Arcueid Brunestud]

I will ask the surgeons to remove all of your bones as to grant your wish. Hope you like it. Sign, Luke.

 

 

I wish Luke is dead.

[Guest]

I don´t know who that is. So instead of him being dead, you take his role and die...

 

I wish I could store every single drop of rain in an invisible waterbag and throw little ballons filled with the rain at random people.

[Majuko]

Granted, but the lack of rain kills the world and you die immediately

 

I wish I had a better computer, and I can play it touch it and all that jazz then nothing bad happen afterwards. To be more precise, nothing changes afterwards except now I have a better computer. NOTHING! 

[Guest]

Granted, but the PC decides to only come to you as soon as you are dead. Have some fun playing with your happy imagination of this PC.

 

I wish people would take their time to read the things and state a valid answer/opinion/whatever before opening their mouth and babbling some bullsh...

[Content Consumer]

Granted! Everyone on the internet is better.

The subsequent absence of comments on youtube causes it to collapse and, indirectly, takes Google with it. Other sites follow.

The internet becomes a barren, desolate place. Thousands of people are without jobs now. Mass starvation ensues. Within ten years, the human race is almost completely extinguished.

You monster.

 

I wish I had an angel, for one moment of love.

[nonusnomeni]

nope not for you for me only

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UbUWdWEOzM

 

 

i wish tarya is back

 

 

[Killing Joke]

Granted, but she's mute.

 

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

[Guest]

You don´t need to sleep as you wished. But you feel an uncontrollable desire to sleep after a week so you decide to sleep... forever.

 

I wish I could recklessly throw myself into battle like the vikings hundreds of years ago without having to worry about guns,cannons and stuff.

[nonusnomeni]

ok jump on

 

 

 

i wish i don't have wishes

 

[Choppytehbear]

Everything you say has to be in wish form.

 

I wish for a job

[nonusnomeni]

granted (not payed   )

 

i wish

 

 

[Choppytehbear]

It is now the only thing you can eat

 

I wish for a GF

[Guest Omega1084]

Granted but she's Anita Sarkeesian.

 

I wish I didn't have back problems.

[shirow]

Granted you're now invertebrate.

 

I wish Fallout 4 !

[Guest Omega1084]

Granted, it's buggier than Sonic 06.

 

I wish I had more booze.

[Dr. Thang]

Granted, so....well do I really need to describe all the adverse effects of booze? Just pick one, and either way, nothing will be accomplished.

 

I wish I was funnier so people would like me.

[Guest Omega1084]

Granted, now you look like a turtle though.

 

 

I wish I had a penis!

[Content Consumer]

Granted... you have a whole collection sitting on your shelves, in jars. You sick, sick person.

 

I wish I never had to sleep again.

[Guest Omega1084]

Granted! You don't have to but after a full week your brain stops functioning and you cause the first world wide Zombie Apocalypse.

 

 

I wish I could fly.

[Cynical Misanthrope]

Granted, here have a Joint!

 

I wish I already had gone to the store yesterday

[Guest Omega1084]

Granted, and you got food too, but the store is permanently closed due to a toxic shroom outbreak.

 

 

I wish my left eye worked correctly.

[Cynical Misanthrope]

Granted. however, in the process of healing your left eye, the "issue" moved to your right eye instead.

 

I wish there were world peace.

[Guest Omega1084]

Granted, the world is at peace. With no humans left.

 

 

I wish I was a redhead :v

[DarkMatter]

Granted. Your head is red now, but your hair is not.

 

I wish I could think of any wish that makes any sense.

[Cynical Misanthrope]

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Fuck, someone ninjaed my reply...

 

*back slowly out*