Corrupt A Wish

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Owh. Is this yours. Sorry about that mate. Butterfingers. So, not granted regrettably say.

 

 

I wish Nexus would let me download from them without coughing connection lost every now and then.

[AlunaTheGod]

Granted. But you've just been banned for no particular reason...

 

I wish Sasuke and Naruto would fall madly in love and get married and adopt a child.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Nay! I would let Hinata and Sakura interfere and married to Naruto. EoS.

 

 

I wish Sasuke will die a horrible death. Horrible. Death. Period.

[AlunaTheGod]

Nooooo! Sasuke's hate is too strong, he just won't die.

 

I wish someone would steal Coco's lava lamp and give it to me.

[Content Consumer]

Granted... but Arcueid Brunestud already broke it.

 

I wish this day would never end.

[Guest]

Granted. As long as you live the day will not progress and everyone and everything else is frozen in time.

 

I wish I had an angel for one moment of love, I wish I had your angel tonight.

[nonusnomeni]

nope not this night

 

i wish

rum cakes 

 

[shirow]

Granted but rhum will be replaced with water.

 

I wish this for skyrim :

 

 

 

[Content Consumer]

Granted. Everything operates on a 500 millisecond delay.

 

I wish for a sandwich.

[Guest]

Granted. But unfortunately the sandwich is made of stone. Try as you might, it can not be eaten by you.

 

I wish I had a complete understanding of all present day major languages so I could talk with almost everyone.

[Content Consumer]

Granted. But your voice and hearing have been permanently removed.

 

I wish the CK had a better UI.

[Emberheart]

Granted, but not until CK for TES6.

 

I wish I had the patience and will to make a screenshot story much like I've wanted to do for months.

[Content Consumer]

Granted. All screenshots taken are magically converted into 10x10 pixel images.

 

While we're on the subject, I wish that there was a better max size than 296x471 for Skyrim's book images.

[Emberheart]

Granted, but the images will be drawn in invisible ink!

 

I wish I had something interesting to do right now.

[Content Consumer]

Granted.

RUN! THE TIGER IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

 

I wish I could figure out where the hell my mersenne twister algorithm code went... I really don't want to use rand().

[Guest]

Granted. But after you figured it out you suddenly lost all motivation to do anything with it and are now sleeping 24 hours a day.

 

I wish my broadband connection would improve and allow me to download with 2 mb/s instead of 600 kb/s

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. Talk to your ISP. Make sure you have a spare cash to pay for the upgraded service at the end of the month or you will be charged for the late fee and all others fees that subsequently follows if you fail to pay-up.

 

 

I wish it's raining cats and dogs. So I can practice swinging my hockey's stick at them with impunity.

[legendarytoyou]

Granted but they're all equipped with AK-47s and Bazookas.

 

I wish I had a smoke.  Been smoke free for 8 years and the smell still drives me nuts.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

I feel you bro! Had my house is next to you, I would gladly invite you over for a smoke. Therefore, with much sad to say, you wish are not granted.

 

 

I wish for Doraemon's Anywhere Door. So I can quit my job and stole the bastard of a rich's money.

[AlunaTheGod]

Granted. But the door is on the astral plane, good luck reaching it.

 

I wish I was a real God.

[Content Consumer]

Granted. You are the God of Goldfish Not More Than Three Inches In Length.

 

I wish I could think of something interesting to wish for.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. How about me bedding a 100 virgins? Seems plausible.

 

 

I wish everyone a night night because it an hour past midnight here and I have to go for work tomorrow...

[Content Consumer]

Granted. Night Night is a code phrase that initializes the robot apocalypse.

 

I wish that the XCOM EW "toolboks" mod would get an update...

[AlunaTheGod]

Granted, but I've been put in charge of updating the "toolboks"

I don't really know what the hell I'm doing, so I mess it up.

My apologies.

 

I wish more people still played GBA and NDS games.

[Content Consumer]

Granted, but all anyone ever plays is Elf Bowling.

 

I wish I had more time off.