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Corrupt A Wish


Ashal

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Granted. But you've just been banned for no particular reason...

 

I wish Sasuke and Naruto would fall madly in love and get married and adopt a child.

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Granted. As long as you live the day will not progress and everyone and everything else is frozen in time.

 

I wish I had an angel for one moment of love, I wish I had your angel tonight.

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Granted. But unfortunately the sandwich is made of stone. Try as you might, it can not be eaten by you.

 

I wish I had a complete understanding of all present day major languages so I could talk with almost everyone.

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Granted. All screenshots taken are magically converted into 10x10 pixel images.

 

While we're on the subject, I wish that there was a better max size than 296x471 for Skyrim's book images.

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Granted.

RUN! THE TIGER IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

 

I wish I could figure out where the hell my mersenne twister algorithm code went... I really don't want to use rand().

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Granted. But after you figured it out you suddenly lost all motivation to do anything with it and are now sleeping 24 hours a day.

 

I wish my broadband connection would improve and allow me to download with 2 mb/s instead of 600 kb/s

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Granted. Talk to your ISP. Make sure you have a spare cash to pay for the upgraded service at the end of the month or you will be charged for the late fee and all others fees that subsequently follows if you fail to pay-up.

 

 

I wish it's raining cats and dogs. So I can practice swinging my hockey's stick at them with impunity.

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I feel you bro! Had my house is next to you, I would gladly invite you over for a smoke. Therefore, with much sad to say, you wish are not granted.

 

 

I wish for Doraemon's Anywhere Door. So I can quit my job and stole the bastard of a rich's money.

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Granted, but I've been put in charge of updating the "toolboks"

I don't really know what the hell I'm doing, so I mess it up.

My apologies.

 

I wish more people still played GBA and NDS games.

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