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Corrupt A Wish


Ashal

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Granted, but all major governments already have a plan in place for this, and the zombies are wiped out and everything is back to normal within a month.

 

CoCo wishes for first-person pronouns.

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Granted. Conan O'Brien; now only refers to himself in the 1st person. Pretty much nothing changes and Jay Leno is still a jerk :( 

 

I wish Jimi Hendrix didn't die so early.

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Granted. You now know it but are banned because of your forbidden knowledge.

 

I wish I could steal everything I want from everyone I want without ever being caught and/or punished.

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Granted. You are a cat, it is raining, and you are yowling for all you are worth to get back inside. And that grimace? Well, you're showing your teeth, so I guess that counts as a smile...

 

I wish for a way to make a tiny, barely-a-centimeter-long papercut stop stinging so bad. Seriously, why does it hurt like that? I didn't slash myself with a sword or anything.

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Poof, granted! You find a band called Akashic and you have access to all their records! And they suck.

 

I wish my beard could grow longer.

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Done! You'll never experience a power failure again, cause there's no more power, forever. Enjoy churning your own butter.

 

I wish I had mind control powers!

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Granted, but for there to be power you have to be bound to a 5000 m high pole waiting for lightnings to strike you.

 

I wish I could finally win a few millions in the lottery.

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Granted. You win several million dollars. In pennies. It is delivered to your house via dump truck and you are subsequently buried.

 

I wish I had a plate of bacon right about now.

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Granted. But as soon as you see it you drop dead, punished for your gluttony.

 

i wish I could spend as long as I want in a private room isolated from time, where I can drink, eat, sleep, play games, etc. endlessley.

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