AlunaTheGod Posted September 26, 2014 Posted September 26, 2014 Granted. But now your Consciousness has been transfered into a cursed doll. I wish the zombie apocalypse would be upon us already.
Content Consumer Posted September 26, 2014 Posted September 26, 2014 Granted, but all major governments already have a plan in place for this, and the zombies are wiped out and everything is back to normal within a month. CoCo wishes for first-person pronouns.
Ashal Posted September 30, 2014 Author Posted September 30, 2014 Granted. Conan O'Brien; now only refers to himself in the 1st person. Pretty much nothing changes and Jay Leno is still a jerk I wish Jimi Hendrix didn't die so early.
nonusnomeni Posted September 30, 2014 Posted September 30, 2014 granted he is still alive and sing ©rap i wish to know what a heck was happen to some admin to get himself down to mortals
Guest Posted September 30, 2014 Posted September 30, 2014 Granted. You now know it but are banned because of your forbidden knowledge. I wish I could steal everything I want from everyone I want without ever being caught and/or punished.
Content Consumer Posted September 30, 2014 Posted September 30, 2014 Granted. All anyone else has is junk. I wish I could just go to goddamn sleep right now, I'm so tired, please let me fall unconscious for a few hours.
nonusnomeni Posted September 30, 2014 Posted September 30, 2014 granted please let me give you some pill i wish to sing in the rain with a smile
Content Consumer Posted October 1, 2014 Posted October 1, 2014 Granted. You are a cat, it is raining, and you are yowling for all you are worth to get back inside. And that grimace? Well, you're showing your teeth, so I guess that counts as a smile... I wish for a way to make a tiny, barely-a-centimeter-long papercut stop stinging so bad. Seriously, why does it hurt like that? I didn't slash myself with a sword or anything.
AlunaTheGod Posted October 1, 2014 Posted October 1, 2014 Granted. You now suffer from cipa, and can no longer feel pain. I wish I has access to the akashic records.
Dr. Thang Posted October 2, 2014 Posted October 2, 2014 Poof, granted! You find a band called Akashic and you have access to all their records! And they suck. I wish my beard could grow longer.
Content Consumer Posted October 2, 2014 Posted October 2, 2014 Granted. You are given a starring role in the modern gender-bending adaptation of Rapunzel. I wish power failures wouldn't happen.
Dr. Thang Posted October 2, 2014 Posted October 2, 2014 Done! You'll never experience a power failure again, cause there's no more power, forever. Enjoy churning your own butter. I wish I had mind control powers!
Content Consumer Posted October 2, 2014 Posted October 2, 2014 Granted. You can now control your own mind. I wish we would get the power back on! I'm tired of churning my own butter.
Guest Posted October 2, 2014 Posted October 2, 2014 Granted, but for there to be power you have to be bound to a 5000 m high pole waiting for lightnings to strike you. I wish I could finally win a few millions in the lottery.
Content Consumer Posted October 2, 2014 Posted October 2, 2014 Granted. You win several million dollars. In pennies. It is delivered to your house via dump truck and you are subsequently buried. I wish I had a plate of bacon right about now.
MrNoobMan Posted October 2, 2014 Posted October 2, 2014 Granted. That bacon is quite fermented btw I wish I didn't live with an asshole roommate
Content Consumer Posted October 2, 2014 Posted October 2, 2014 Granted. You now live with a dickhead roommate. I wish for the ability to instantly memorize math.
AlunaTheGod Posted October 2, 2014 Posted October 2, 2014 Granted. All your knowlage can't be implimented in real life though. I wish I could trade my big brother for a little sister.
shirow Posted October 2, 2014 Posted October 2, 2014 Granted but your big brothers mind will be into your new little sister. I wish I could stop being stupid.
Content Consumer Posted October 2, 2014 Posted October 2, 2014 Granted. You are no longer stupid. Everyone else still is, though, so you're still unhappy. I wish I could afford a new lava lamp.
AlunaTheGod Posted October 2, 2014 Posted October 2, 2014 Granted. There's one for sale, but its radioactive and cracked open. I wish Guybrushthreepwood would sell me a fine leather jacket.
Content Consumer Posted October 2, 2014 Posted October 2, 2014 Granted. It's made of pixels. I wish for a hazmat suit and a glass repair kit.
nonusnomeni Posted October 2, 2014 Posted October 2, 2014 grante and that goes with your name on conscription list i wish
Guest Posted October 9, 2014 Posted October 9, 2014 Granted. But as soon as you see it you drop dead, punished for your gluttony. i wish I could spend as long as I want in a private room isolated from time, where I can drink, eat, sleep, play games, etc. endlessley.
Content Consumer Posted October 9, 2014 Posted October 9, 2014 Granted. The room is a 1-meter cube. I wish my new lava lamp I ordered would just get here soon...
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