Corrupt A Wish

[Content Consumer]

Granted, but nobody will be in love with you.

I wish for the ability to nullify other people's wishes.

[nonusnomeni]

granted and they have same ability    

 

 

i wish 

 

http://simplygood.com.au/images/detailed/0/garam-tinggi11.jpg

 

 

[Arcturus Fyr]

Granted, you get one peanut.

 

I wish for something chocolate, salty and sphere shaped.

[Content Consumer]

Granted. But they are not Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls, which is what you really wanted, yes?

 

I wish I could graduate without having to take another math class.

[shirow]

Granted but you'll need the math courses you haven't done after your diploma.

 

 

I wish I could be a woman for a year ( would be fun I guess unless I'll get pregnant xD, don't corrupt it with pregnancy! just  DON'T )

[Content Consumer]

Granted. You are a woman for a year, who has just gotten her gender reassignment surgery completed; you are now a man.

 

I wish I hadn't dropped my lava lamp and had it break all over the floor. 

[Nergui]

Granted - It broke all over your sofa.

 

I wish I had something to wish for.

[Content Consumer]

Granted... you get the ability to wish for zero more wishes.

 

I wish I knew the best way to clean oil out of a carpet.

[Guest]

Granted, you may now lick all the oil out of all carpets with oil in it.

 

I wish I could control other people and make them do what I want.

[Content Consumer]

Granted... And the wish makes it so that all you actually want them to do is ignore you.

 

I wish for cheese.

[nonusnomeni]

granted

 

 

 

 

i wish for

 

 

[shirow]

Granted but there will be a special homemade creme on the pizza.

 

I wish I could draw well.

[ButchDiavolo]

Granted! (but all you can draw well will be stick figures)

 

I wish for world peace.

[Guest]

Granted. But you are the only one left in the world.

 

I wish for one extra day per week that comes after sunday and on which you will never have to work.

[ButchDiavolo]

Granted, there will now be Starday between Sunday and Monday where no-one will have to work, parties, free food and drink as much as you like, but you will sleep through it every time.

 

I wish for a new top of the line computer

[Content Consumer]

Granted, you get Konrad Zuse's Z4. You didn't specify a timeframe, did you?

 

I wish I didn't have to buy new printer cartridges.

[AlunaTheGod]

Granted, your printer explodes and takes out an entire block.

 

I wish my eyes were green.

[Content Consumer]

Granted... your eyes are two green marbles. You can no longer see.

 

I wish I had a new lava lamp.

[jordisslave]

Granted... your new lava lamp produces pyroclastic flow, your room, house and town are now the new Pompeii.

 

I wish I understood some useful computer programming languages.

[Content Consumer]

Granted. You now have a complete understanding of Algol 68.

 

I wish Steam would stop with the strange updates with no actual description.

[shirow]

*

Granted! (but all you can draw well will be stick figures)

 

 

WORTH it! still an improvement!

*

 

Granted, Steam will now downgrade with no description.

 

I wish I could be a lazy cat.

[nonusnomeni]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!NOPE!!NEVER!!! i don't need competition     

 

i wish tuna steak with sour cream+cottage cheese and a lot of garlic NOUUUUUU!!!

[AlunaTheGod]

Granted. But em... The chease, it was radioactive.

You now have three heads.

 

I wish for a Masamune or a Muramasa.

[Katarina]

Granted, but the grip/pommel of the blade has spikes on it so you can't really hold it without severely damaging your hands.

 

I wish it was December already.

[ButchDiavolo]

Granted, but it is 11:59:59 PM on Dec. 31st.

 

I wish I could trust my body again.