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Corrupt A Wish


Ashal

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Granted but doing it causes imense pain

 

For me, no problem, I already live with immense pain due to how the MS affects me.

 

Granted, but everythimg that happens to the PC, you feel IRL

 

I wish eggplant tasted better

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Granted, but it is poisonous 

 

I wish that my local cinema lowered prices

granted but now they only show shit movies

 

i wish i had good internet D:

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Granted, great speeds, never lags, but it removes any content possibly considered "adult"

 

I wish life had background music like video games

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Granted, french grammer is now considered the norm and all others that aren't similar are looked at as odd

 

I wish instead of wars, countries had baking competitions

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Granted, your weekends have become busy with work and life issues, you now need to use any free time in the week for advanced classes

 

I wish Yellowstone would finally erupt

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Granted, but when you do it, you lose all control of bowel and bladder

 

I wish they would bring back the cartoons from the early 90s

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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granted but now youll have odd work hours

I wish I could turny anoying people into diamonds and sell them

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Technically, the adamantium isn't part of his power, just the super healing and heightened senses.

 

Granted, alien cooks you up and garnishes with the most romantic supplies his race has to offer. Gets him laid.

 

I wish cartoon characters existed IRL

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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granted but youll ever get aroused again

I wish I had a nutellatree

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