Corrupt A Wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but now you are stuck with a permanent headache

 

I wish KotOR II stopped being a bitch and worked properly 

[Fienyx]

Granted but doing it causes imense pain

 

For me, no problem, I already live with immense pain due to how the MS affects me.

 

Granted, but everythimg that happens to the PC, you feel IRL

 

I wish eggplant tasted better

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it is poisonous 

 

I wish that my local cinema lowered prices

[nxc]

Granted, but it is poisonous 

 

I wish that my local cinema lowered prices

granted but now they only show shit movies

 

i wish i had good internet D:

[Fienyx]

Granted, great speeds, never lags, but it removes any content possibly considered "adult"

 

I wish life had background music like video games

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but now you can never hear anything else

 

I wish that my USB had more space.

[Fienyx]

Granted, you find a 100 pound bag of monopoly money

 

I wish smoking was good for your health

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but now cigars cost 100x what they used to!

 

I wish my dog wouldn't grab stuff from the trash

[Fienyx]

Granted, now he just tips it over and rolls around in it.

 

I wish common sense was more common

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but now diseases only attack people with common sense

 

I wish that French grammar wasn't so . . . weird.

[Fienyx]

Granted, french grammer is now considered the norm and all others that aren't similar are looked at as odd

 

I wish instead of wars, countries had baking competitions

[Foulmouth]

Granted , the contests are to see which country can bake the most enemy soldiers quickest.

 

I wish I hadn't stopped drinking.

[SpleenSerene]

Granted butt now you can only drink Coca Cola with mentos, if you drink something else, you'll die.

I wish I was shorter.

[Fienyx]

Granted, you are now 5 inches tall, and 3ft round

 

I wish I could regulate my body temperature at will

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but only while in a complete vacuum. 

 

I wish that I didn't have to use extra hours from my weekend for advanced classes 

[Fienyx]

Granted, your weekends have become busy with work and life issues, you now need to use any free time in the week for advanced classes

 

I wish Yellowstone would finally erupt

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, But aliens harness the energy to use as fuel and stop it from killing everybody

 

I wish my head wasn't so full of ideas.

[Fienyx]

Granted, your head is now full of granny porn

 

I wish humans could speak with all animals

[Fienyx]

Granted, but when you do it, you lose all control of bowel and bladder

 

I wish they would bring back the cartoons from the early 90s

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but they're live action (a fate worse than death for any animated series)

 

I wish the rabbit didn't keep odd work hours

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

granted but now youll have odd work hours

I wish I could turny anoying people into diamonds and sell them

[Fienyx]

Granted, but now diamonds are so common, they're worthless.

 

I wish I had Wolverines mutant ability

[Fienyx]

Technically, the adamantium isn't part of his power, just the super healing and heightened senses.

 

Granted, alien cooks you up and garnishes with the most romantic supplies his race has to offer. Gets him laid.

 

I wish cartoon characters existed IRL

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but they're psychos

 

Wish I wasn't as sentimental

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

granted but youll ever get aroused again

I wish I had a nutellatree