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Granted but you still cant play games on it(thats why I dont use it)

I wish I could summon a rice elemental

Actually, there's a lot of games that work perfectly fine. I just finished setting up oblivion with wrye bash, obmm, boss, tes4edit, lodgen, cs, nifscope, notepad++, gonna put diablo 2 lod in, Linux has come a long way. Nvidia and Amd/Ati video cards even have linux drivers put out by the company. Steam is on Linux as well. I don't play many games.

 

Granted, but they stop working after 42 hrs of game play

 

I wish for everyone on earth to feel pure euphoria

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Granted, but because you forgot to grant the last wish, they win the lottery and have 3x as much.

 

I wish everyone got 1 free atv of their choice.

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Granted, but it's a twisted magical device that integrates itself with you, its self aware and feeds on your orgasms, striking with no warning at anytime.

 

I wish I could drive.

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Granted, popcorn is free, but tickets are twice the cost.

 

I wish fast food places could actually get my order right

Since I pay student price (35 pesos), it'd still be below average ticket prices, and you just saved me 50 in popcorn, so haha

 

Granted, but it is always what you ordered the last time you went there

 

I wish my microwave didn't have a "remind me" function

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Granted, but it makes no noise and it takes until you forget about it for the food to cook

 

I wish wishing wells actually worked

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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Granted, popcorn is free, but tickets are twice the cost.

 

I wish fast food places could actually get my order right

Since I pay student price (35 pesos), it'd still be below average ticket prices, and you just saved me 50 in popcorn, so haha

 

Granted, but it is always what you ordered the last time you went there

 

I wish my microwave didn't have a "remind me" function

 

HAHAHA, es bueno encontrar otro hispano hablante, achava que eras americano. Soy espanhol ,pero crecí en brasil porque mi padre es brasilenho.(desculpame por erores de gramatica, no hablo castellano hace años)

 

Granted, but you need a 50 dollar coin for them to work 

 

I wish flying squirrels were more common 

granted but now they shoot laser and crap explosives

 

I wish I could copy knownledge from other people minds

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HAHAHA, es bueno encontrar otro hispano hablante, achava que eras americano. Soy espanhol ,pero crecí en brasil porque mi padre es brasilenho.(desculpame por erores de gramatica, no hablo castellano hace años)

 

Nací en San Francisco, Calif, pero definitivamente soy Mexicano. Es bueno encontrar otros latinoamericanos por aquí. Saludos!

 

Granted, but you're unable to use them as  they have a timed lock

 

I wish I didn't learn so much Russian while playing online

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Granted, now your learning zwahili

 

I wish I had a pet poot. (if you don't know what it is, you never read my teacher is an alien)

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Granted you must use Bing instead.

 

I wish I had a job.

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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Granted, but it's like making love in a canoe 

 

 

It's fucking close to water!

 

 

I wish I sleep longer

Granted, but when you wake up your ass is always hurting and wet

 

I wish Tree of savior was on open beta (only 2 days left on the CBT... I want to play more!!)

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Granted. you now have unlimited......fishes......oops

 

I wish I had a sandwich

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