Guest Posted July 1, 2015 Posted July 1, 2015 Granted, but you've been fitted with an unopenable gag. I wish I could sing.
Fienyx Posted July 14, 2015 Posted July 14, 2015 Granted, but you can only sing the song Tubthumper by Chumbawamba and become temporarily mute if you try to sing anything else. I wish to have the ability to grant my own wishes, getting exactly what I want with no ironic twists or negative consequesces just by wishing for them. (perhaps the ultimate wish)
Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK Posted July 24, 2015 Posted July 24, 2015 banned butll only work for 1 second and then itll come back to normal and you get an horrible luck. I wish I had more time (fucking studies, prevented me from loging for some weeks)
nonusnomeni Posted July 24, 2015 Posted July 24, 2015 ok you are banned from the school take all your time i wish to know what it is the meaning of life
Fienyx Posted July 24, 2015 Posted July 24, 2015 banned butll only work for 1 second and then itll come back to normal and you get an horrible luck. I wish I had more time (fucking studies, prevented me from loging for some weeks) Well, I'm guaranteed at least 2 wishes, 1st wish I would grant myself would to keep the ability for as long as I live. I now have 1 more wish before I can die, immortality, then don't need to wish out loud. i wish to know what it is the meaning of life Granted, but soon as you know, you lose all your senses and all memory. (mind blown, BOOOM!!!) I wish I could walk
ThatSeasonsGal Posted July 25, 2015 Posted July 25, 2015 Granted, but only while wearing a complete Deviously Cursed Loot outfit. I wish I had more free time.
Fienyx Posted July 25, 2015 Posted July 25, 2015 Hmm, kinky. Had to look it up as I don't play skyrim, but bondage and stuff......do the effects of the mod apply? lol and are there male variants? I just looked enough to get the jist Granted, it starts to rain black forest coucoo clocks wherever you are. I wish I could breath under water
ThatSeasonsGal Posted July 25, 2015 Posted July 25, 2015 Hmm, kinky. Had to look it up as I don't play skyrim, but bondage and stuff......do the effects of the mod apply? lol and are there male variants? I just looked enough to get the jist Well yeah, but it's mostly for females, just consider yourself hindered Granted, but you can no longer breathe over water I wish that I could script better.
Fienyx Posted July 25, 2015 Posted July 25, 2015 get to live under the sea granted, all the fancy scripting you want I wish I had some newports instead of cheap cigs
ThatSeasonsGal Posted July 25, 2015 Posted July 25, 2015 Granted, but they suddenly are unusable I wish that my dog behaved better
Fienyx Posted July 25, 2015 Posted July 25, 2015 Damn, someone got my smokes all wet. Granted, but he only behaves when other people are around, when they aren't, he feeds off your soul!! I wish oblivions game engine was better.
Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK Posted July 25, 2015 Posted July 25, 2015 ok you are banned from the school take all your time (I finished highschool 3 years ago so no effect on me... LL gave me a degree!!!!) i wish to know what it is the meaning of life Granted, but you discover the meaning of life, but you cant acheive it I wish I hadnt lost contact with the most amazing girl I ever met.
nonusnomeni Posted July 25, 2015 Posted July 25, 2015 granted you keep urn with her ashes in your bed i wish
Fienyx Posted July 25, 2015 Posted July 25, 2015 Granted, but you develop a sudden allergies to strawberries and dairy I wish the government would disband
ThatSeasonsGal Posted July 25, 2015 Posted July 25, 2015 Granted, the government is disbanded by demonic invaders. I wish I could type faster
Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK Posted July 25, 2015 Posted July 25, 2015 granted but yourhands will catch fire and your pc will explode. I wish I had a god enough job to leave my parents home (beying an college student while living with your family sucks)
ThatSeasonsGal Posted July 25, 2015 Posted July 25, 2015 Granted but you have to move in with a psychopath who has a crush on you. I wish that fish would be easier to cook
Fienyx Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 Granted, catch a fish, no cleaning required, cook in any fasion, but it will always taset the way feet smell after walking in winter boots all day in the summer. I wish the temperature never go above 70 f or below 40 f
ThatSeasonsGal Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 Granted, but now the temperature is perfect for a biological agent to kill off all humans. I wish I'd learned how to fish
Fienyx Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 Sweet, humans as a species suck. Granted, but you never learned how to use any form of transportation. I wish movies on tv weren't edited or have commercials
nonusnomeni Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 granted you became worm and i will show you i wish fishes have no bones (bloody ninja)
Fienyx Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 Granted, but now they are all have poisonous meat I wish cds and dvds were scratch proof
ThatSeasonsGal Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 Granted, but now they break at the slightest touch I wish I had some spare cash
Fienyx Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 Granted, but you have to deal with tango also. (for those who don't understand, look up tango and cash) I wish the human body could use resources however an individual sees fit.
Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 Granted but doing it causes imense pain I wish i had mental powers
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