ThatSeasonsGal Posted August 10, 2015 Posted August 10, 2015 Granted, but it's a Macaroni and Cheese sandwich I wish I was more patient
Fienyx Posted August 10, 2015 Posted August 10, 2015 Granted, you're the most patient person on earth. Subsequently, you starve to death holding the doors open for other people in Vegas. No one ever finds out, what happens in Vegas and all that. I wish I could switch species at will.
ethands12 Posted August 11, 2015 Posted August 11, 2015 Granted, you can switch between a palm tree and a coconut. I wish I had a dog.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted August 11, 2015 Posted August 11, 2015 Granted, but he constantly shits in your room I wish my mouse wouldn't go full retard while in a game
Guest Posted August 12, 2015 Posted August 12, 2015 Granted your mouse works fully during a game. At all other times any mouse you use works backwards. I wish I had a choc-ice
ThatSeasonsGal Posted August 12, 2015 Posted August 12, 2015 Granted, but it's poisonous I wish I had better download speeds
spoonsinger Posted August 12, 2015 Posted August 12, 2015 Granted, but your significant other is not going to be happy I wish porcupines were less spikey.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted August 13, 2015 Posted August 13, 2015 I have no significant other, therefore I have avoided your curse Granted, but now they're venomous and extremely aggressive I wish that animals at pet stores were treated better
spoonsinger Posted August 13, 2015 Posted August 13, 2015 Granted, but they are being treated with a nice thick layer of Cuprinol. I wish animals were less poisonous and aggressive.
Guest Posted August 13, 2015 Posted August 13, 2015 Granted, now they can't fend for themselves and the ecosystem collapses. I wish there were three-toed sloths in my neighborhood.
Guest Posted August 13, 2015 Posted August 13, 2015 Granted all your neighbours are now three-toed sloths. I wish I could dance
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Posted August 13, 2015 Posted August 13, 2015 Granted, a swarm of ravenous fire ants poured down your pants have given you the motivation to do so, I wish my car was fixed already
Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK Posted August 13, 2015 Posted August 13, 2015 Granted but as soon youll get home Itll explode and blow your home. I wish I had the power to summon nutella
ThatSeasonsGal Posted August 13, 2015 Posted August 13, 2015 Granted, but it also summons a Starbucks whenever you use it I wish I had a net
Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK Posted August 14, 2015 Posted August 14, 2015 RRREEEDDDD Granted, but it also summons a Starbucks whenever you use it (whats the problem with starbucks? I love coffe) I wish I had a net granted but itll bind your neck an suffocate you I wish I could make things explode with by pure willpower
Guest Posted August 14, 2015 Posted August 14, 2015 Granted, you thought about yourself and instantly exploded into tiny pieces. I wish all people could afford their own houses and not be crammed into giant apartment complexes.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted August 14, 2015 Posted August 14, 2015 Granted, enjoy your new apartments . . . in hell I wish I had an ice cream cone
Guest Posted August 14, 2015 Posted August 14, 2015 Granted. your ice cream cone is Jalapeno flavour I wish I had a new pc
spoonsinger Posted August 14, 2015 Posted August 14, 2015 Granted, your new pc is even more aggressive about anything you say or think about which isn't regarded as being pc, (politically correct). So if you fall foul of the new order you are instantly lobotomised with a dull spoon. I wish that wish was spelt differently.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted August 14, 2015 Posted August 14, 2015 Granted, wish is now spelled 01110111 01101001 01110011 01101000 Cause we have been defeated by the machine overlords I wish batteries lasted longer
Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK Posted August 15, 2015 Posted August 15, 2015 Granted but theyll leak sulphuric acid on your crotch I wish fedom where more accepted where I live
Fienyx Posted August 15, 2015 Posted August 15, 2015 Granted, fedom for everyone who walks around with a fist sized butt plug. I wish the VR helmet things from sword art online were real.
Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK Posted August 15, 2015 Posted August 15, 2015 Granted, fedom for everyone who walks around with a fist sized butt plug. I wish the VR helmet things from sword art online were real. granted, but youll die gangraped by minotaurs. BTW, scientist already created a machine capable of detecting mindwaves and controling eletronics (its caled EPOC), also scientis created porstetics with tact (they were releases this year). Theres a group of gamers, anime fans, engenniers, doctors,designers,etc that are researching and trying to create fulldive, its called project gemini, but they need donations and resources (also more personel). the project goes strong. So... BRACE YOURSELF FULLDIVE IS COMMING!!!!!! and itll be glorious!!!!! I wish more people were aware and helped project gemini.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted August 15, 2015 Posted August 15, 2015 Granted, the feds are now aware of the project and cancel it permanently I wish macs weren't incompatible with so much software
spoonsinger Posted August 15, 2015 Posted August 15, 2015 Granted, but as they don't now have the 'security through obscurity' shield they currently rely on, they are all instantly trounced by everybit of malware/crapware/virusware stuff that is usually targetted at other o/s's. I wish all the best for AethyrMipe's Mac.
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