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Ashal

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Granted, you're the most patient person on earth. Subsequently, you starve to death holding the doors open for other people in Vegas. No one ever finds out, what happens in Vegas and all that.

 

I wish I could switch species at will.

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Granted your mouse works fully during a game. At all other times any mouse you use works backwards.

 

I wish I had a choc-ice

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I have no significant other, therefore I have avoided your curse  :lol:

 

Granted, but now they're venomous and extremely aggressive 

 

I wish that animals at pet stores were treated better

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Granted, now they can't fend for themselves and the ecosystem collapses.

 

I wish there were three-toed sloths in my neighborhood.

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Granted all your neighbours are now three-toed sloths.

 

I wish I could dance

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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Granted but as soon youll get home Itll explode and blow your home.

I wish I had the power to summon nutella

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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RRREEEDDDD

Granted, but it also summons a Starbucks whenever you use it (whats the problem with starbucks? I love coffe)

 

I wish I had a net

granted but itll bind your neck an suffocate you

 

I wish I could make things explode with by pure willpower

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Granted, you thought about yourself and instantly exploded into tiny pieces.

 

I wish all people could afford their own houses and not be crammed into giant apartment complexes.

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Granted. your ice cream cone is Jalapeno flavour

 

I wish I had a new pc

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Granted, your new pc is even more aggressive about anything you say or think about which isn't regarded as being pc, (politically correct). So if you fall foul of the new order you are instantly lobotomised with a dull spoon.

 

I wish that wish was spelt differently.

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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Granted but theyll leak sulphuric acid on your crotch

I wish fedom where more accepted where I live

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Granted, fedom for everyone who walks around with a fist sized butt plug.

 

I wish the VR helmet things from sword art online were real.

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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Granted, fedom for everyone who walks around with a fist sized butt plug.

 

I wish the VR helmet things from sword art online were real.

granted, but youll die gangraped by minotaurs.

 

BTW, scientist already created a machine capable of detecting mindwaves and controling eletronics (its caled EPOC), also scientis created porstetics with tact (they were releases this year). Theres a group of gamers, anime fans, engenniers, doctors,designers,etc that are researching and trying to create fulldive, its called project gemini, but they need donations and resources (also more personel). the project goes strong. So... BRACE YOURSELF FULLDIVE IS COMMING!!!!!! and itll be glorious!!!!!

I wish more people were aware and helped project gemini.

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Granted, but as they don't now have the 'security through obscurity' shield they currently rely on, they are all instantly trounced by everybit of malware/crapware/virusware stuff that is usually targetted at other o/s's.

 

I wish all the best for AethyrMipe's Mac.

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