Corrupt A Wish

[Arcueid Brunestud]

I wish I can understand that wish so I can grant it. Better luck next time mate.

 

 

I wish for a spicy hot-dog. So I can throw at my arsehole colleagues.

[TiredGerman]

Granted. You are sadly doing this at the company barbeque and they are armed with 1 pound stakes they proceed to throw back at you.

 

I wish for a way to controll blood rage during paintball sessions.

[Arcturus Fyr]

Granted, to control your blood-rage you're now required to play paint ball simulators in place of actual paint ball matches for a whole entire year until you learn to curb your blood-rage overall on said simulator. 

 

I wish Justin Bieber was eaten by Godzilla.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Your wish shall not be granted!!! Or something along that line. Besides, he is slowly eaten by a fireants. Why would you want to ease his suffering?

 

 

I wish a certain someone wants to stay single and let her hair flow in the wind as she rides through the glen firing arrows into the sunset.

[MrPechorin]

Your wish is granted!!! But a certain someones horse is actually a chatty, bucktoothed centaur named Edwyn who refuses to go anywhere without his centaur bride, Matilda. Thus she is fated to spend the remainder of her days as the third wheel in a sickeningly sweet equine romance.

 

 

 

I wish for a fist full of dollars.  Both the movie and a litteral fist full of dollars.

 

[Guest endgameaddiction]

Wish granted because I've dreamed of giving it to you in my next life.

 

I wish to go sky diving butt naked with only a thong on and a pair of elevators.

[legendarytoyou]

Granted but the parachute instead of opening creates a giant pool of butter where you land.

 

I wish I could shit money.

[Dubhorizon]

Granted, you now painfully shit pennies that you'd have to pick out of the actual shit.

 

I wish I had a GTX780ti OC 3gb.

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but its been subjected to a blowtorch for an hour

 

 

i wish for snickers

[nonusnomeni]

granted 

http://www.drinkstuff.com/productimg/2751.jpg

 

 

i wish 

http://www.enogastrobrutal.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/kotac-3_resize.jpg

 

[hiphoptron]

granted 

http://www.drinkstuff.com/productimg/2751.jpg

 

 

i wish 

http://www.enogastrobrutal.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/kotac-3_resize.jpg

 

 

granted, but its delivered to you by http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100424103252/theitcrowd/images/a/a1/Richmond1%29.jpg

 

who ends up staying at your place and just generally depressing you.

 

 

I wish for another season of The IT Crowd

[SolomonGrumpy]

Granted, but it's cancelled after the first episode.

I wish I had an Oscar-Meyer wiener.

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but its attached to the company president

 

i wish for honey buns

[nonusnomeni]

granted

 

 

 

 

 

i wish for 

 

[shirow]

Granted, But creme has been made with human's fluid

 

I wish I had a gift

[sammythesquirrel]

granted its a gift wrapped turd just for you

 

 

i wish  i could get mesh rigger to work as advertised

[Guest]

Granted, but the advertisement needs to be created by you first.

 

I wish I could decapacitate everyone I hate without having to fear the police.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. Sniff illegal substances as many as you can before grabbing your machete and proceed to hack everyone as fast as you can. By God will, your will not fear the police as long as they won't use heavy ordinance on you. Good luck!

 

 

I wish people won't look at me strangely when I buy a boxes of tampon even though I am a man. Gee, I want to give it to all my colleagues to stuff their ears with it when our prissy uppers start coughing-up words of which we don't give enough flying fuck to care about.

[kofman77]

Granted. People will now see you as a very ugly woman just doing her business.

 

 

I wish for more danmaku games to be released here in the west.

 

***Don't know what danmaku games are? Google "danmaku games" and you'll know. ***

[shirow]

Granted but are going to be as difficult as a My LIttle Poney game.

 

I wish I had a faster Internet connection.

[Content Consumer]

Granted... you have the fastest connection on the planet.

All servers are down.

 

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

[shirow]

Granted... but the fish will act as it was dead.

 

I wish I was smarter.

[Guest]

Granted. But you are blind, numb and mute.

 

I wish a gentle wind would rustle through my hair as i am riding a horse on my way to the Mt. Everest.

[nonusnomeni]

granted and here comes horny yeti 

 

i wish to tape that event and sell tape for nice amount of tuna cans  

[sammythesquirrel]

granted they are all empty tho i wish i had an Oscar Myer weiner