Rasta the Lion Posted June 18, 2014 Posted June 18, 2014 Granted. The amount of fog will make anything not to be seen anymore which you got stuck in it. Rasta wishes for sunny days. More sunny days.
Cloe Posted June 18, 2014 Posted June 18, 2014 Granted, 3 more sunny days in a row and then 1 year full of thunderstorms. I wish for more people to chat with.
Rasta the Lion Posted June 18, 2014 Posted June 18, 2014 Granted, a lion comes to the service and opens endless possibilities of subjects to talk. An animal doesn't count as people. No wait, something more corruptable..... many people wishes to talk with you at once until you can't keep up with all and they leave. Rasta wishes for healthier mane.
Nightwish Posted June 19, 2014 Posted June 19, 2014 Granted... uhmmm I don't really know how to get that and I will offer an this icky liquid thing I just found in a cup. Hope it helps! I wish for lion's master...
Cloe Posted June 19, 2014 Posted June 19, 2014 Granted, I can make him come online if you bring me a fresh and hot pizza. I wish for that pizza.
Nightwish Posted June 19, 2014 Posted June 19, 2014 Granted.. buuut it fully with olives and onions. Now get him on! I wish this to be soon.
Cloe Posted June 19, 2014 Posted June 19, 2014 Granted, it will be really Soon . Soon: Copyright 2004-2014 Blizzard Entertainment, Inc. All rights reserved. "Soon" does not imply any particular date, time, decade, century, or millennia in the past, present, and certainly not the future. "Soon" shall make no contract or warranty between Blizzard Entertainment and the end user. "Soon" will arrive some day, Blizzard does guarantee that "soon" will be here before the end of time. Maybe. Do not make plans based on "soon" as Blizzard will not be liable for any misuse, use, or even casual glancing at "soon." I wish for another pizza.
Nightwish Posted June 19, 2014 Posted June 19, 2014 Granted... the pizza of today: fully with fungus. I wish for more reasonable people.
Cloe Posted June 19, 2014 Posted June 19, 2014 Granted, though none will be reasonable towards your requests. I wish for some red wine.
Nightwish Posted June 19, 2014 Posted June 19, 2014 Granted... though I have ran out of that. I can offer some blood in exchange, just don't ask where it is from. Hmm... I wishfor a bloody marry. So tasty..
Arcturus Fyr Posted June 19, 2014 Posted June 19, 2014 Granted, here's your Mary. I hope you like her extra bloody. I wish for Chocolate Rain.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Posted June 21, 2014 Posted June 21, 2014 Wish granted, except Tay Zonday loses his voice halfway through the first verse. I wish for a deathmatch between Kathie Lee Gifford and Martha Stewart.
Arcturus Fyr Posted June 22, 2014 Posted June 22, 2014 Wish granted, however, a quarter into the fight the FBI appear and put Martha Stewart under arrest. Effectively ending the deathmatch. I wish to find the Jade Monkey before the next full moon.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Posted June 22, 2014 Posted June 22, 2014 Granted, but it's not really made out of Jade, just old melted down Mountain Dew bottles. I wish George R.R. Martin would finish the fucking book series already.
Arcturus Fyr Posted June 22, 2014 Posted June 22, 2014 Granted, that'll happen as soon as he finishes a spin-off series that has Eddard Stark coming back from the dead. I wish Metal Hurlant Chronicles wasn't on the Sci-Fi channel anymore.
DirtySlut Posted June 24, 2014 Posted June 24, 2014 That one's easy, the Sci Fi Channel is going out of business. It is being replaced by the "Housewives of NY" network. I wish I had an electric car.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Posted June 24, 2014 Posted June 24, 2014 Granted, but it can only carry 2 action figures in it.I wish FIFA would lose all their money
Arcturus Fyr Posted June 24, 2014 Posted June 24, 2014 Granted, but due to the number of miraculous legal processes that went in their favor, FIFA now has double the amount of capital than they did previous before losing all their money. I wish the wishes of everyone here would come true, then backfire, then come true, then backfire again.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Posted June 25, 2014 Posted June 25, 2014 Wish granted. Everyone's lives become a grotesque cacophony of pointless irony and cruel circumstance. Then you wake up.I wish Pixie was online more
Arcturus Fyr Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 Granted, Pixie was online for exactly 5 seconds. I wish there was a cannon mod for Skyrim that shot out rabid dogs and rainbows.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 Granted, but Deadpool's the only one who can work the thing and he spends all his off time following you around and being more annoying than CiceroI wish TF2 had a "vanilla" option
Ashkandii Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 Granted but it significantly decreases fps by -50000. I wish i gold plated GTX Titan that i can keep forever and it never breaks and it works and weighs less then most graphics card and it can run at 400W and works with my current motherboard. HAH TRY CORRUPT THAT WISH
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 Granted, but every driver released for it is an increasingly buggy and broken pile of fail and aids I wish Michelle Bachmann would shut the fuck up and go away already.
Ashkandii Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 so thats how you wana play huh, Granted, Michelle Bachmann will go on Vacation for 2 hours and come back to make it her sole purpose in life to irrate you, shes also immortal and regrows her body parts, her skin is untouchable by any laser or Blade and cannot be crushed. i want the Ability to Seduce any woman, it will not work on men or Creatures. just women. and i am in control on how it works and it lasts till im dead. MWUAHA
Majuko Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 Granted: But the husbands,boyfriends,fathers all gather up and kill you for seducing their familyy! hahaha i wish that hitler was never born lolol
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