Arcturus Fyr Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 Granted, but a paradox was created, history spirals out of control and the world gets eaten by a race of robot gargoyles known as; 'dinguses' that were attracted to the phenomena that was generated by your wish. I wish the Ming Dynasty never fell to the Manchurians.
Majuko Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 Granted: But instead they fell to england turning entire race into tea loving Yokals. I wish i never found this thread, and could forget about it.
Arcturus Fyr Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 Granted, but you shortly remember this thread after being struck repeatedly in the head by meat pies that were thrown by a meat pie throwing flash mob. I wish EA would allow all their games to be purchasable again on Steam, and without an installation of Origin.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 Granted. But now they require your credit card to be available at all times, and they charge you 1 cent per minute of playtime. I wish LucasArts didn't die
Majuko Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 Granted: but they get bought over by EA destroying image and starwars forever GG i wish i could have moon abilities no side effects at all, this allows me to control lunar energies anyway i see fit without any side effects or setbacks, these abilities last till i die and no one can take them from me at all.
Neromak Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 Granted: but they get bought over by EA destroying image and starwars forever GG i wish i could have moon abilities no side effects at all, this allows me to control lunar energies anyway i see fit without any side effects or setbacks, these abilities last till i die and no one can take them from me at all. Granted. You can no longer live in Earth's atmosphere and must live on the moon. I wish I had a Lemon.
Majuko Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 thats not too bad ;p Granted: You cant eat or use the lemon in anyway I wish i could never die or age i would look and stay the way i am exactly right now.
Ashkandii Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 Granted. (you know live a life of everyone dying around you and wishing you could die. and no you cannot die from your head chopped off, like in Highlander) I Wish for the guy who grants me this wish dies a slow and painful death for corrupting this wish.
Cloe Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 Granted. But since I am not one, that faith comes up to you. I wish infinite cellphone battery ~~~.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 Granted. But it disrupts the local signal and any communication past 10 feet is ineffective I wish employers were required to tell people EXACTLY why they won't hire them
Majuko Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 Granted: they tell you then no matter if you change it or not they still dont hire you i wish that this thread would be deleted
nonusnomeni Posted June 28, 2014 Posted June 28, 2014 granted it will be deleted day after your bann i wish that will be tomorrow
Arcturus Fyr Posted June 28, 2014 Posted June 28, 2014 Granted, the wish unfortunately backfires as 'you' is an unknown command and the result is that our reality becomes warped to an extent where everyone now is a baby goldfish. I wish Nicolas Cage gets his cake.
Guest Posted June 28, 2014 Posted June 28, 2014 He gets bees instead I wish Morrowind's leveling system got fixed.
Guest Youngmemer Posted June 28, 2014 Posted June 28, 2014 Done, it is fixed for the first level you level up I wish for free food
Arcturus Fyr Posted June 28, 2014 Posted June 28, 2014 Granted, but the food has long since gone bad and causes painful cramps which creates a scenario where you need to get your stomach pumped. I wish all Gorilla K's mods were available for download again.
Guest Posted June 28, 2014 Posted June 28, 2014 Granted, after you contact him. I wish frontier didn't suck.
Arcturus Fyr Posted June 28, 2014 Posted June 28, 2014 Granted, it's quality will rise after you invest all your money into a project that'll manage its re-boot. I wish for a billion dollars in the form of stocks for Kellog's.
Ashkandii Posted June 28, 2014 Posted June 28, 2014 Granted but each and evey dollar you spend you lose 500,000. i wish for the first person who attempts to corrupt this wish cannot have a wish. bom bom booooooom.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Posted June 28, 2014 Posted June 28, 2014 Granted, I am struck by a creative block that prevents me from thinking of it, but get over it literally five minutes later.I wish pornography was more accepted
Arcturus Fyr Posted June 28, 2014 Posted June 28, 2014 Granted, things like Lemon Party and TG1C are now mainstream. I wish Jon was still with Game Grumps.
tiltookanarrowinmyknee Posted June 30, 2014 Posted June 30, 2014 Granted, however he returns with a shotgun and goes on a killing spree that kills ever1 & causes Game Grumps to end. I wish for every weapons to liquifiy & anything that is turned into a weapon to liquifiy.
kyubi3002 Posted June 30, 2014 Posted June 30, 2014 Granted but you happen to actualy be a turned into a cyborg so you liquify as well I wish Mc Donald went bankrupt
Arcturus Fyr Posted June 30, 2014 Posted June 30, 2014 Granted, however McDonald's reopens under a different name and slowly, but surely becomes a bigger and wealthier fast food restaurant business than it ever was before. I wish for a mango flavored coca-cola.
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