Corrupt A Wish

[Arcturus Fyr]

Granted, but a paradox was created, history spirals out of control and the world gets eaten by a race of robot gargoyles known as; 'dinguses' that were attracted to the phenomena that was generated by your wish.

 

I wish the Ming Dynasty never fell to the Manchurians.

 

 

[Majuko]

Granted: But instead they fell to england turning entire race into tea loving Yokals.

 

I wish i never found this thread, and could forget about it.

[Arcturus Fyr]

Granted, but you shortly remember this thread after being struck repeatedly in the head by meat pies that were thrown by a meat pie throwing flash mob.

 

I wish EA would allow all their games to be purchasable again on Steam, and without an installation of Origin.

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

Granted. But now they require your credit card to be available at all times, and they charge you 1 cent per minute of playtime.

 

I wish LucasArts didn't die

[Majuko]

Granted: but they get bought over by EA destroying image and starwars forever GG

 

i wish i could have moon abilities no side effects at all, this allows me to control lunar energies anyway i see fit without any side effects or setbacks, these abilities last till i die and no one can take them from me at all.

[Neromak]

Granted: but they get bought over by EA destroying image and starwars forever GG

 

i wish i could have moon abilities no side effects at all, this allows me to control lunar energies anyway i see fit without any side effects or setbacks, these abilities last till i die and no one can take them from me at all.

 

Granted.  You can no longer live in Earth's atmosphere and must live on the moon.

 

I wish I had a Lemon.

[Majuko]

thats not too bad ;p

 

 

Granted: You cant eat or use the lemon in anyway

 

 

I wish i could never die or age i would look and stay the way i am exactly right now.

[Ashkandii]

Granted. (you know live a life of everyone dying around you and wishing you could die. and no you cannot die from your head chopped off, like in Highlander)

 

I Wish for the guy who grants me this wish dies a slow and painful death for corrupting this wish.

 

 

[Cloe]

Granted. But since I am not one, that faith comes up to you.

 

I wish infinite cellphone battery ~~~.

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

Granted. But it disrupts the local signal and any communication past 10 feet is ineffective

 

I wish employers were required to tell people EXACTLY why they won't hire them

[Majuko]

Granted: they tell you then no matter if you change it or not they still dont hire you

 

 

i wish that this thread would be deleted 

[nonusnomeni]

granted it will be deleted day after your bann

 

i wish that will be tomorrow                                        

[Guest]

Granted after your ban.

 

I wish you were deleted. 

[Arcturus Fyr]

Granted, the wish unfortunately backfires as 'you' is an unknown command and the result is that our reality becomes warped to an extent where everyone now is a baby goldfish.

 

I wish Nicolas Cage gets his cake.

 

 

[Guest]

He gets bees instead

 

I wish Morrowind's leveling system got fixed. 

[Guest Youngmemer]

Done, it is fixed for the first level you level up

 

I wish for free food

[Arcturus Fyr]

Granted, but the food has long since gone bad and causes painful cramps which creates a scenario where you need to get your stomach pumped.

 

I wish all Gorilla K's mods were available for download again.

[Guest]

Granted, after you contact him. 

 

I wish frontier didn't suck. 

[Arcturus Fyr]

Granted, it's quality will rise after you invest all your money into a project that'll manage its re-boot.

 

I wish for a billion dollars in the form of stocks for Kellog's. 

[Ashkandii]

Granted but each and evey dollar you spend you lose 500,000.

 

 

i wish for the first person who attempts to corrupt this wish cannot have a wish.

bom bom booooooom.

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

Granted, I am struck by a creative block that prevents me from thinking of it, but get over it literally five minutes later.

I wish pornography was more accepted

[Arcturus Fyr]

Granted, things like Lemon Party and TG1C are now mainstream.

 

I wish Jon was still with Game Grumps.

[tiltookanarrowinmyknee]

Granted, however he returns with a shotgun and goes on a killing spree that kills ever1 & causes Game Grumps to end.

 

I wish for every weapons to liquifiy & anything that is turned into a weapon to liquifiy.

[kyubi3002]

Granted but you happen to actualy be a turned into a cyborg so you liquify as well

 

I wish Mc Donald went bankrupt

[Arcturus Fyr]

Granted, however McDonald's reopens under a different name and slowly, but surely becomes a bigger and wealthier fast food restaurant business than it ever was before.

 

I wish for a mango flavored coca-cola.