tuxtuxtux Posted May 22, 2014 Posted May 22, 2014 You now have complete control over time, but all matter still needs time to move in. Which unfortunately means you spend pretty much every moment trying to keep up with what time it's supposed to be. Time is always moving too slow or too fast and even thought you try really hard you can never get it to go about as fast as you where used to. Walking feels awkward as your body moves too fast or too slow, people are either unintelligibly slow and slurred or fast and chirpy or you can't really hear what they are saying since you are focusing so hard on making time move at a correct speed to hear them. You are afraid to discover what happens when you go to sleep. I wish I could learn things by just putting a book under my pillow.
Fadzanatas Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 Granted; in a quite painful process everytime you lay a book under your pillow a dril will open your skull and a little probe will infuse the knowledge directly to the brain while stimulating your pain center... besides the usual risks of brain surgery of course I wish for free high speed internet for the rest of my life
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Posted May 24, 2014 Posted May 24, 2014 Granted, but it gives you epileptic seizures every time you try to use it to look at porn I wish I lived in Germany
Myst42 Posted May 29, 2014 Posted May 29, 2014 Granted. Welcome to Nazi Germany of 1941... Did I mention you got there using a Jewish name? Wish I got a team of game designers ready to do good games at my every whim
nonusnomeni Posted May 29, 2014 Posted May 29, 2014 granted the best games for commodore 64 i wish to see elalquimista playing them
TiredGerman Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 Granted. Sadly you have to sit beside elalquimsta in an electrifiable cage. And every time he gets some points you get shocked. I wish to have some cuban cigars right now please.
Ashkandii Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 Granted, but they were fount in Silvio Berlusconi's Sock Draw I wish that i owned KFC.
TiredGerman Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 Granted. You are now coronel sanders son getting blood dumped on your suit from an angry PETA activitist. I wish George Carlin was still alive.
nonusnomeni Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 granted he is you not i wish this bloody rain to stop
TiredGerman Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 Granted. You will have a draught that lasts until October. I wish to have a cat to pet.
Emberheart Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 Granted you do so in the kitchen of a suspicious oriental restaurant. I wish I knew what to make for dinner, or breakfast if I don't start soon.
TiredGerman Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 Granted. You are going to use my cat since you are the chef of said oriental restaurant. I wish that this cat was nonus.
Arcueid Brunestud Posted June 3, 2014 Posted June 3, 2014 Granted, but he can't do naught beside grumping and frequents the loo a lot. I wish my brain can work normally without a single trace of nicotine.
Emberheart Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 Granted, but you'll develop nicotinephobia! I wish this stupid cold I'm having would cease to be, sniffling and coughing for over three weeks is long enough.
Arcueid Brunestud Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 Wow! 2 weeks of cold. Usually in my case, it only lasted a little over a week for the longest but left me with this irritating and constant dry coughing that I deem last for eternity. Maybe just because I live on the equator. Anyhow, wish granted. I understand your suffering and wouldn't want to prolong it. And here come the word that most people wouldn't want to hear; but, you have to take your medicine, the modern one if the traditional concoction failed miserably and also some antibiotic to help the fight. I wish for my own personal flurry!
RightTrigger Posted June 8, 2014 Posted June 8, 2014 Granted, but you have to actively think about it in order for it to stay. I wish for world peace.
Guest Youngmemer Posted June 9, 2014 Posted June 9, 2014 granted, Mars is now at peace I wish for a rubber ducky
Rasta the Lion Posted June 9, 2014 Posted June 9, 2014 Granted, a deflated one thanks to a lion's teeth. It had to be delivered by the one granting your wish, you understand. Rasta wishes for a cold spring day.
nonusnomeni Posted June 9, 2014 Posted June 9, 2014 granted but only in my part of world, in your part of world (for the balance) temperature will be +60C i wish my own climate control satellite
RightTrigger Posted June 10, 2014 Posted June 10, 2014 Granted, but it goes haywire and starts fluctuating between hot and cold for the rest of your life. I wish I was good at armor conversions.
Dyschromie Posted June 10, 2014 Posted June 10, 2014 Granted but your mood change and you don't convert any big breast armor now... I wish I could have the same stuff than your pic...
Rasta the Lion Posted June 11, 2014 Posted June 11, 2014 Granted, exactly the same sizes as in the pic. The chances of being able to normaly move for more than 2 seconds without falling are very slim. Rasta wishes big cats do not get the same fetishes as humans do.
Cloe Posted June 18, 2014 Posted June 18, 2014 Granted, now big cats can get mantis cannibalize fetishes. I wish for a nice way to keep awake.
Rasta the Lion Posted June 18, 2014 Posted June 18, 2014 Granted. Caffeine is the choice for that, 521 cups of coffee you have to drink today or you will fall asleep for 1 month. Rasta wishes for crackers.
Cloe Posted June 18, 2014 Posted June 18, 2014 Granted, many white people with whips in their hands trying to enslave you. I wish for a foggy day tomorrow morning.
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