Corrupt A Wish

[tuxtuxtux]

You now have complete control over time, but all matter still needs time to move in. Which unfortunately means you spend pretty much every moment trying to keep up with what time it's supposed to be. Time is always moving too slow or too fast and even thought you try really hard you can never get it to go about as fast as you where used to.  Walking feels awkward as your body moves too fast or too slow, people are either unintelligibly slow and slurred or fast and chirpy or you can't really hear what they are saying since you are focusing so hard on making time move at a correct speed to hear them.

 

You are afraid to discover what happens when you go to sleep.

 

 

I wish I could learn things by just putting a book under my pillow.

 

 

 

 

 

[Fadzanatas]

Granted; in a quite painful process everytime you lay a book under your pillow a dril will open your skull  and a little probe will infuse the knowledge directly to the brain while stimulating your pain center... besides the usual risks of brain surgery of course

 

 

I wish for free high speed internet for the rest of my life 

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

Granted, but it gives you epileptic seizures every time you try to use it to look at porn

 

I wish I lived in Germany

[Myst42]

Granted. Welcome to Nazi Germany of 1941... Did I mention you got there using a Jewish name?

 

Wish I got a team of game designers ready to do good games at my every whim

[nonusnomeni]

granted the best games for commodore 64

 

i wish to see elalquimista playing them

[TiredGerman]

Granted. Sadly you have to sit beside elalquimsta in an electrifiable cage. And every time he gets some points you get shocked.

 

I wish to have some cuban cigars right now please.

[Ashkandii]

Granted, but they were fount in Silvio Berlusconi's Sock Draw

 

I wish that i owned KFC.

[TiredGerman]

Granted. You are now coronel sanders son getting blood dumped on your suit from an angry PETA activitist.

 

I wish George Carlin was still alive.

[nonusnomeni]

granted he is you not

 

i wish this bloody rain to stop

[TiredGerman]

Granted. You will have a draught that lasts until October.

 

I wish to have a cat to pet.

[Emberheart]

Granted you do so in the kitchen of a suspicious oriental restaurant.

 

I wish I knew what to make for dinner, or breakfast if I don't start soon.

[TiredGerman]

Granted. You are going to use my cat since you are the chef of said oriental restaurant.

 

I wish that this cat was nonus.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but he can't do naught beside grumping and frequents the loo a lot.

 

 

I wish my brain can work normally without a single trace of nicotine.

[Emberheart]

Granted, but you'll develop nicotinephobia!

 

I wish this stupid cold I'm having would cease to be, sniffling and coughing for over three weeks is long enough.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Wow! 2 weeks of cold. Usually in my case, it only lasted a little over a week for the longest but left me with this irritating and constant dry coughing that I deem last for eternity. Maybe just because I live on the equator.

 

Anyhow, wish granted. I understand your suffering and wouldn't want to prolong it. And here come the word that most people wouldn't want to hear; but, you have to take your medicine, the modern one if the traditional concoction failed miserably and also some antibiotic to help the fight.

 

 

I wish for my own personal flurry!

[RightTrigger]

Granted, but you have to actively think about it in order for it to stay.

 

I wish for world peace.

[Guest Youngmemer]

granted, Mars is now at peace

 

I wish for a rubber ducky

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, a deflated one thanks to a lion's teeth. It had to be delivered by the one granting your wish, you understand.

 

Rasta wishes for a cold spring day.

 

[nonusnomeni]

granted but only in my part of world, in your part of world (for the balance) temperature will be +60C

 

i wish my own climate control satellite

[RightTrigger]

Granted, but it goes haywire and starts fluctuating between hot and cold for the rest of your life.

 

I wish I was good at armor conversions.

[Dyschromie]

Granted but your mood change and you don't convert any big breast armor now...

 

I wish I could have the same stuff than your pic...

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, exactly the same sizes as in the pic. The chances of being able to normaly move for more than 2 seconds without falling are very slim.

 

Rasta wishes big cats do not get the same fetishes as humans do.

[Cloe]

Granted, now big cats can get mantis cannibalize fetishes.

 

I wish for a nice way to keep awake.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted. Caffeine is the choice for that, 521 cups of coffee you have to drink today or you will fall asleep for 1 month.

 

Rasta wishes for crackers.

[Cloe]

Granted, many white people with whips in their hands trying to enslave you.

 

I wish for a foggy day tomorrow morning.