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Just read a funny german article about how TP production might be partially endangered due to waste paper becoming scarce (Tp is 50/50 fresh / waste paper afaik). click

 

Basic message is there isn't enough waste paper due to production / shopping shut down, so waste paper is becoming scarce for production companies locally.

Posted
11 minutes ago, Swanky said:

Just read a funny german article about how TP production might be partially endangered due to waste paper becoming scarce (Tp is 50/50 fresh / waste paper afaik). click

yes, germany is environmentally conscious and therefore is waste paper valuable.
there is even quarrel, who can collect the waste paper, urban collecting company or private people. 

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Posted
17 minutes ago, LunaticLover said:

Why ppls buy all toilet papers? This is not shit virus! ?

It kind of is, diarhea is one of the possible symptoms, though not common.

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On 3/18/2020 at 1:22 AM, FauxFurry said:

If you can get a bidet, get a bidet.

I just love this reply xD.

I use it EVERY DAY and I felt so bad when I went to live in Germany for 2 years... They don't have it (Or at least is rare...). Wash your intimity without it it's not the same xD.

Posted
46 minutes ago, DovahKya said:

I just love this reply xD.

I use it EVERY DAY and I felt so bad when I went to live in Germany for 2 years... They don't have it (Or at least is rare...). Wash your intimity without it it's not the same xD.

I don't recall ever seeing one at all in the UK, we're a right bunch of dirty bastards over here :classic_smile:

Posted
2 hours ago, Slorm said:

I don't recall ever seeing one at all in the UK, we're a right bunch of dirty bastards over here :classic_smile:

Well I don't say other ppl are dirty, I just think that is comfy to have a bidet, for those that have always used it it's just a pain can't use it. For those who never used it I don't think it change so much, but maybe would be usefull have one of it in this times that the toilet paper is so wanted.

Posted
4 hours ago, DovahKya said:

I just love this reply xD.

I use it EVERY DAY and I felt so bad when I went to live in Germany for 2 years... They don't have it (Or at least is rare...). Wash your intimity without it it's not the same xD.

but you have forgotten one, not everyone has their own big house, most people live in rental apartments.
and the landlord decides whether there is such luxury *Bidet*!
Most of the rent houses are also a bit older, these became too back then time only with a bath or shower and toilet built!
a modernization is not always possible *lack of space*, if the possibility exists then the landlord does not bear the costs, no the tenant bears the costs!
and with a complete renovation of the apartment can it very quickly become very expensive. :classic_wink:

Posted
8 minutes ago, winny257 said:

but you have forgotten one, not everyone has their own big house, most people live in rental apartments.
and the landlord decides whether there is such luxury *Bidet*!
Most of the rent houses are also a bit older, these became too back then time only with a bath or shower and toilet built!
a modernization is not always possible *lack of space*, if the possibility exists then the landlord does not bear the costs, no the tenant bears the costs!
and with a complete renovation of the apartment can it very quickly become very expensive. :classic_wink:

they have ones that do not need to be incorporated into the toilet.

 

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Posted
18 minutes ago, Corsayr said:

they have ones that do not need to be incorporated into the toilet.

 

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Yes that's OK, but how do you get your ass dry again?
either with toilet paper or a towel. 
for me is Toilet paper enough, because I shower almost every day.
you know something like that, I already, this I have 25 years of my life used. :classic_smile:

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Posted
15 minutes ago, winny257 said:

Yes that's OK, but how do you get your ass dry again?

you have two and one is always empty the empty one would blow air?

 

or you could use a hair dryer?

 

I mean really if you can't think of a way to dry off your junk, then what hope is there for you. ?

Posted
10 minutes ago, Corsayr said:

you have two and one is always empty the empty one would blow air?

 

or you could use a hair dryer?

 

I mean really if you can't think of a way to dry off your junk, then what hope is there for you. ?

Toilet paper *Happy End* :classic_laugh:

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Posted
22 minutes ago, winny257 said:

Toilet paper *Happy End* :classic_laugh:

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The whole point of the topic is the toilet paper is all gone. ?

 

You're the kind of person that when asked, "You are stuck alone on a deserted island what do you do?"

 

your answer is TAKE A SPACESHIP! ?

Posted
2 hours ago, Corsayr said:

The whole point of the topic is the toilet paper is all gone. ?

 

You're the kind of person that when asked, "You are stuck alone on a deserted island what do you do?"

 

your answer is TAKE A SPACESHIP! ?

to the first sentence: Nope there are toilet paper.

 

to the second sentence: on an island there is that

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and lots of water. :classic_smile:
stupid can one be, but you always have to know how to help yourself! :classic_wink:

Posted
10 minutes ago, KoolHndLuke said:

Ya know, because people be spenden mo time at home an shit lookin at the internet.

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5min 15min 45min the Poop Equation | Funny Meme on ME.ME Plus The End of the World (video) - Wikipedia = a lot of involuntary shitting.

 

yes, today's time

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but I belong to the old iron :classic_laugh:

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On 3/28/2020 at 4:33 PM, winny257 said:

Yes that's OK, but how do you get your ass dry again?
either with toilet paper or a towel. 
for me is Toilet paper enough, because I shower almost every day.
you know something like that, I already, this I have 25 years of my life used. :classic_smile:

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Ha,Ha! I have one of those too! Also in my backyard, although yours is in better condition and fancier.

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