Share the weird quirks of your modded Skyrim.

[Grey Cloud]

Just outside Whiterun.

 

Let's not forget the cabbages.

I walked past 5 minutes later and they were on the ground.

[Arizona_Steve]

So I finished converting nearly 700 follower mods to ESL/BSA (automated via Java code, no way I was doing this manually) and ran a few tests. The Sleeping Giant Inn reminded me why I have another bunch of Java code that moves all the followers to random places around the map. There's around 45 followers there.

 

[Thermite Dragon]

Psycho boob physics.

Every now and then, a female character's breast(s) will decide to do their Mr. Fantastic impersonation and flail like.. epic wildly, stretching off the screen. I'll try to remember to screenshot it next time it happens.

[Grey Cloud]

4 hours ago, Arizona_Steve said:

There's around 45 followers there.

No more excuses. Looks like Orgnar is going to have to change that barrel.

[MrEsturk]

Not sure what weirder: that there's a purple untextured chicken or that this chicken appeared in the middle of the wilderness where no chickens were supposed to be encountered to begin with.

[Grey Cloud]

3 minutes ago, MrEsturk said:

in the middle of the wilderness where no chickens were supposed to be encountered to begin with.

Probably been driven out by the rest of the herd for being different.

[MrEsturk]

3 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

Probably been driven out by the rest of the herd for being different.

They don' like them purple folk on their farm....

[Grey Cloud]

On 4/29/2020 at 5:17 AM, Speed Metal said:

Levitation is prohibited in Skyrim

(I forgot about this one) Depends on who you are.

 

 

 

 


 

 

Move on a year or two, change the NPC overhaul and the town's textures.

 

 

 


 

 

Move on a year or two, change the NPC overhaul and the town's textures.

 

 

 


 

 

 

[Grey Cloud]

20 minutes ago, MrEsturk said:

They don' like them purple folk on their farm....

The Lakota have White Buffalo Calf Woman. You could be Purple Chicken Woman Chick!

[Speed Metal]

2 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

change the town's textures

What Solitude textures are you using? They look somewhat washed-out.

[Grey Cloud]

6 hours ago, Speed Metal said:

What Solitude textures are you using? They look somewhat washed-out.

In the last couple of images with the silver-haired Evette they are CleverCharff's 2K

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/103100

[Dorabella]

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[Speed Metal]

15 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

CleverCharff's 2K

Interesting. The back ported ones look better than the original SE textures.

[Grey Cloud]

13 minutes ago, Speed Metal said:

Interesting. The back ported ones look better than the original SE textures.

Some of them are better than others at least to my tastes. Whiterun I kept but I got rid of Markarth and maybe another one or two. I've not played Skyrim for a few weeks so I can't remember of the top of my head. I can maybe post a couple of screenshots tomorrow if you are interested.

[Speed Metal]

9 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

I can maybe post a couple of screenshots tomorrow if you are interested.

Nah, it's okay. I've already checked out CleverCharff's stuff when he released it for SE. I don't like any of those as they're way too bright for my taste. I was just surprised that the back ported Solitude textures look better than his original SE textures.

[blank_v]

Did You know that You can see Skyrim Sky from "above" if You zoom out rly rly rly far away? xD

 

Thats how it looks:

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//Edit:

Thats how Skyrim sky looks from Space xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Arizona_Steve]

A collection of weird stuff that I've seen over the last few  months...

 

 

"Living dangerously"


 "A good night's sleep"


 "Be very quiet... I'm hunting earthworms..."


 "Not sure what happened here"


 "I thought they'd banned levitation"

 

 

[Mez558]

I just earned 150gold and I have no idea why. I had no bounties and was on no quests that would be related

 

I've got no mods that would do such a thing and I've not installed anything recently other than armour/weapon mods.

 

I'm heading back to Whiterun, most of my armour is damaged so I need a smith and I see a Mammoth fall from the sky and die because it's Skyrim and that stuff happens.

I feel that is unfair and target the distant corpse in console then resurrect the furry elephant. When I come out of console I see there is a Sabrecat, mid pounce, in front of me.
That will be me dead so I cheat and hit console again. Choices, kill, disable or.. pushactoraway <id> 10000

I choose the latter because if I am going to cheat it might as well be midly amusing.

Off flies the Sabrecat into the distance and I continue on my way to Whiterun, suddenly 150gold, for no reason.

 

Did a giant just do a bank transfer for res'ing his Mammoth or is there a hidden prize for launching wildlife?

[Tiruil]

I thinik my latest whackewd out silly quirk was when in the vanilla opening scene {I actually do not use live another life} is when you're in the cart, and Ralof says to the horse theif to be careful of his words, he's talking to the truth high king and I look over to Ulfric and the guy is NOT ON THE CART!! but in a seated pose, 20 feet above us.

 

High King indeed

[Arizona_Steve]

So I have a mod or two that I use to test new followers. One of these mods has a spell that I use to test combat (the armor outfits in random colors are something that I included in the spell to make things more... visually appealing).

 

The weird thing about this is that if there is a carriage horse in the area, all of the followers will start wailing on it to the complete exclusion of everything else. The few dead bodies in the area were caught in crossfire. I have a second spell to remove essential and invulnerability flags from a target, but it seems the carriage horses have so much health that it can take some time for my followers to finally kill them. It's all very strange.

 

[Grey Cloud]

16 hours ago, Arizona_Steve said:

So I have a mod

Which mod(s) are the mini skirt and boots from? I'm trying out some shorts at the mo but they aren't doing it. That skirt looks more like what I was looking for. And boots without heels - you can never have enough boots without heels.

 

There is something about the carriage horses. In my game the stretch of road from before Ft Kastav to down near Stillborn is always quite lively. Several mods all send a team into the fray. The carriage horse there will take on all comers.

This picture doesn't tell the half of it but it's the best I've got. Looks like the horse has finished off the fighting down around the fort and is now keen to get involved here.

[Arizona_Steve]

6 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

Which mod(s) are the mini skirt and boots from?

I tracked down the schoolgirl skirt to here - it's number 63.

The boots are a variant of the UNP boots mod, I used the non-high-heel version: link

 

Needless to say I did a lot of retexturing.

 

A little more follower combat testing. Can't get away without using tgm at the console. I have no idea why I find it fun to get chased around by a horde of angry ladies.

 

 

 

 

 

[swords and sandals]

6 hours ago, Arizona_Steve said:

I have no idea why I find it fun to get chased around by a horde of angry ladies.

 

This reminds me of the criminal who was allowed to choose the manner of his own execution, in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.

 

Parental Advisory: the following spoiler does not contain anything Skyrim related, but does contain moving images of boobs.
 

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[Grey Cloud]

9 hours ago, Arizona_Steve said:

I tracked down the schoolgirl skirt to

Thanks. The links are mostly dead but it doesn't matter, I'm not playing Skyrim these days.

[Arizona_Steve]

And it turns out the catapult ammunition used in the civil war is a perfectly legitimate projectile for use with a bow (there's that carriage horse again...)