Share the weird quirks of your modded Skyrim.

[MrEsturk]

Helped the Stormcloaks seize control of Whiterun. A few years back after doing so Jarl Barlgruuf decided slowly follow me everywhere I went for a while. Even following me about half way to Windhelm before I finally ditched him.

 

Whelp, he decided to do that again this time. Here he is, having followed me to the Bannered Mare. Then stand there watching me, my master, and my playmate have a threesome. Pervert...

 

 

"This is fine. No need to close down my store for the day..."

 

Then immediately I see this. Time to go home for the night Skyrim. You're drunk...

Edited December 11, 2022 by MrEsturk

[Alessia Wellington]

7 minutes ago, MrEsturk said:

Time to go home for the night Skyrim.

 

Is he humping that chunk? ?

[MrEsturk]

5 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

Is he humping that chunk? ?

 

No, but sure looks like it from that angle 

He is riding a horse that isn't there.

[Alessia Wellington]

6 minutes ago, MrEsturk said:

He is riding a horse that isn't there.

 

Haven't seen that in a while.

[SmedleyDButler]

"Well I been through a whorehouse on a horse with no face... "

[MrEsturk]

Ok this one is truly bizarre: on my current game every time I speak to a male character they strip off their clothes for several seconds at the beginning of the conversation. It only happens with male characters and every male character does it:

 

 

I know my character has been stuck whoring herself quite a bit recently, but get a grip boys. This conversation isn't going the way you obviously think it is 

[MrEsturk]

When you get so sick of wandering NPCs photobombing your screenshot session you commit a mass console command genocide:

 

[MrEsturk]

The vampire face the game chose for my character when she turned:

 

Vampire, Bert the Muppet, what's the difference?

 

[MrEsturk]

This is how I found this falmer this way. Guess he's taking that whole "head in the sand" metaphor too literally:

[MrEsturk]

Okay, there has been a really weird bug that has been happening since I started using Special Edition. For no apparent reason NPC's occasionally have a habit of spontaneously dropping dead when I enter a new cell.

 

In the most recent example here is Betrid Silver-Blood, who apparently died of a massive heart attack in her chair moments before I arrived:

[Alessia Wellington]

2 hours ago, MrEsturk said:

NPC's occasionally have a habit of spontaneously dropping dead when I enter a new cell.

 

Time to take a bath, don't you think?

[MrEsturk]

Bandit: "We have tons of crossbow bolts but no crowbows."

Bandit Chief: "Not my problem, just make it work."

Bandit:

 

"I find her interesting because she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers:

 

EDIT: And here we have two guards, threating to murder each other over who gets to collect the bounty from a prisioner: that dead wolf who they both both were convinced is an elf bandit.

 

Edited January 14, 2023 by MrEsturk

[MrEsturk]

Okay here's an odd one: various NPCs in Windhelm keep breaking out in one of the Cicero dances for no apparent reason:

 

 

Maybe The Butcher was secretly trolling the town with his Dancer's Flute 

[Guest]

I was walking through the countryside, prior to the Greybeards visit, when a Dragon appeared. I shot it with my bow and arrows, it flew over the hill and, I thought landed.

When I got over there....

Edited January 13, 2023 by caveman74

[SmedleyDButler]

Dragon diarrhoea? ? ?

[MrEsturk]

16 hours ago, SmedleyDButler said:

Dragon diarrhoea? ? ?

caveman74's arrow hit the dragon so hard its bowels just let loose....

 

While my player was busy giving a footjob to a sleazebag something happened between Uthgerd the Unbroken and Lydia that caused them to fight to the death. No idea what triggered it, but poor Uthgerd is no longer so unbroken:

Dang, she was always such a fun customer...

Edited January 14, 2023 by MrEsturk

[Guest]

Just now, MrEsturk said:

caveman74's arrow hit the dragon so hard its bowels just let loose....

 

While my player was giving a footjob to a sleazebag something happened between Uthgerd the Unbroken and Lydia that caused them to fight to the death. No idea what triggered it, but poor Uthgerd is no longer so unbroken:

Dang, she was always such a fun customer...

> She looks hot. Is she Bijin?

[MrEsturk]

8 minutes ago, Evaloves4 said:

She looks hot. Is she Bijin?

No, she is from Shield Sisters Reimagined. Her photo.

 

I mixed a lot of NPC mods together.

Edited January 14, 2023 by MrEsturk

[Guest]

11 hours ago, MrEsturk said:

No, she is from Shield Sisters Reimagined. Her photo.

 

I mixed a lot of NPC mods together.

> Wooow, she is very beautiful.

[Guest]

On 1/14/2023 at 6:19 PM, Evaloves4 said:

she is very beautiful

This Uthgerd replacer is from https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/users/9762372?tab=user+files&BH=0

And the Imperials just couldn't get it together, hup, toop, threep......

Or maybe it is the water in Falkreath....

Edited January 16, 2023 by caveman74

[Guest]

1 hour ago, caveman74 said:

This Uthgerd replacer is from https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/users/9762372?tab=user+files&BH=0

And the Imperials just couldn't get it together, hup, toop, threep......

Or maybe it is the water in Falkreath....

 

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> Thank you. I like the way she looks (very hot), and I like her sexy armor.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Evaloves4 said:

I like her sexy armor.

Spice Gear & Minidresses    

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/16322

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/16321

[belegost]

Not a quirk, more like a one-time occurrence, but I had a good laugh.

 

I am using RND which has drunkness mechanic with a feature that your character will ragdoll from time to time if they're drunk. I had a bit of Argonian Bloodwine to stave off thirst and approached Riverwood from the other side of the river. Since I didn't want to get wet (Frostfall and all that jazz) and was too lazy to go all the way to the bridge, I Whirlwind Sprinted across. Halfway through the sprit, mid-air over the river, the ragdoll effect kicked in and my character tumbled through, full speed, through the entire Riverwood, hit the cart with cabbages (you know which one), sent it flying sky-high and only stopped when she hit the gate wall at the other end of the village. And then that cart fell down next to her while raining cabbage all over.

11 years of playing and I have never seen anything like that before. I wish I had recorded it on video.

Edited January 16, 2023 by belegost

[Guest]

7 hours ago, caveman74 said:

Spice Gear & Minidresses    

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/16322

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/16321

[Guest]

A picture would not show these so I made two short videos.