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On 1/16/2023 at 12:10 AM, caveman74 said:

I installed a few of those custom NPCs. Good lord the author made it a pain in the ass to manually install his mods. Everything is in the wrong folder in the 7z file meaning have to painstakenly place them all into their correct folder.

 

I never could get any of the mod organizers to work correctly and I just don't care about having an organizer enough to go through the headache of trouble shooting one of them until it does work. I grew up with installing mods for DOS era games so I never minded having to do the process manually. Except rare causes like this were the modder organized their ZIP into an obtuse FMOD hell.

 

On the topic of Skyrim being weird this merry trio of 'adventurers' have been just hanging around a bridge on the outskirts of Windhelm since I first started my playthrough. You've hesitated long enough folks, time to give up your ambitions and go home already:

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UPDATE: Whelp, after about a month of just standing around a bridge a dragon swooped down and put an end to their little 'adventure':

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Posted (edited)
7 hours ago, MrEsturk said:

just hanging around a bridge on the outskirts of Windhelm

Yeah, Since I updated to AE, & installed Dragonstone, so I could have a more populated Skyrim, These Witch Hunters have been following Drago the Dragonbourne around.

First Whiterun Stables, then Skyfall Estate, on to Kynesgrove where they just stood and watched while D-bone killed the Dragon.

 

 


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On 1/17/2023 at 10:52 AM, caveman74 said:

A picture would not show these so I made two short videos.

 

There is something disturbing about the rotating potato and the muffled chanting going on in the background of the first video. Molag Bal in the house perhaps?

Posted
9 minutes ago, Arizona_Steve said:

There is something disturbing about the rotating potato and the muffled chanting going on in the background of the first video. Molag Bal in the house perhaps?

Possessed Potato! I like it! This was in the Orc fort, where you get the Mehrunes Dagon shards, down west of Falkreath. The name eludes me at the moment.

 

Posted
On 1/17/2023 at 6:08 PM, MrEsturk said:

I installed a few of those custom NPCs.

 

Coldsun is responsible for more than 100 followers in my Skyrim - I usually take the NPC replacers and make followers out of them.

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I just finished the Civil war questline by taking Solitude for the Stormcloaks. No sooner than Ulfric finished his victory speech Muiri decided it was a good idea to prostitute herself to him. Then proceeded to give Ulfric a rimjob in front of everyone:

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There are no words. Doesn't help that Schlongs of Skyrim was not being generous to Ulfric....

Posted
2 minutes ago, MrEsturk said:

Doesn't help that Schlongs of Skyrim was not being generous to Ulfric....

I knew Ulfric was boasting and beating his chest over some form of inferiority!

Posted
3 minutes ago, caveman74 said:

I knew Ulfric was boasting and beating his chest over some form of inferiority!

Yeah, I find the Imperials a rather bland choice so usually go with the Stormcloaks. But the joke writes itself for this scene :tounge_xd:

Posted
2 minutes ago, MrEsturk said:

I find the Imperials a rather bland choice so usually go with the Stormcloaks.

I want a third choice, don't like Ulfric, hate the Imperials.

 

Posted (edited)
35 minutes ago, caveman74 said:

I want a third choice, don't like Ulfric, hate the Imperials.

 

Everyone and their mother keeps taking how Ulfric is supposedly racist,  forgetting that Tulius openly derides Nords, their culture and their traditions in front of his own Nord subordinates. At the save time Ulfric says nothing about other races at all. What is more, Windhelm is the only place where there is an actual Dunmer community with their own businesses and traditions operating freely. And that despite Eastmarch being one of the poorest and harshest holds, just before Winterhold.

 

Solitude is so rich and glamorous, but has anyone seen a single Dunmer living there? In fact, has anyone seen any Dunmers or Dunmer communities in any of the other big cities? Windhelm remains the only place that is open to refugees despite having little industry, shitty farmland and not a lot of income. Yes, there are racial tensions, but that's unfortunate reality of two cultures clashing together. What is more, those are limited to two individuals, one of which is an unemployed drunk with nothing better to do in life. Most of the other citizens go about their own business and say nothing about Dunmer who live among them.

I wonder how would the stuff-up Solitudians react if they suddenly had an influx of Dunmers fleeing disaster.

 

Yet it's Ulfric and Stormcloaks that are supposedly racist. Ugh...

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Posted
4 hours ago, belegost said:

Yet it's Ulfric and Stormcloaks that are supposedly racist. Ugh...

I guess I could have said, the reason I hate Ulfric so much is all the constant bitching he does, the way he presents himself, Self important prick!! 

Hi I'm Ulfric, bow down and worship me.

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So I'm doing the quest "Rise in the East". Towards the end you are required to take a ship ride to infiltrate a hidden pirate fortress far up in the north. You do not get to take your companions with you.

 

As I was running through the fortress I got a message saying I did not provide adequate service to my Lola master for the day. Guess I'm being punished when I return to my companions, right?

 

WRONG. My master made it a point to run half way across the entire height of Skyrim, swim out to a hidden fortress he would have no way of knowing the location of, and break into the fortress despite it being locked from the outside. All to make sure he could hand out my punishment as quickly as possible:

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In the Windhelm Cemetery, they must be witches, IDK

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I can't figure out where this house came from, directly under is the Bleakwind Basin Giants camp. I tcl'd and flew up for a closer look, no name when approaching the door.........



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Edited by caveman74
Posted (edited)
32 minutes ago, caveman74 said:

Bleakwind Basin

Bleakwind Basin is a dead centre of the map. Lots of bugs make it so things spawn high above this location, since coords are 0,0,0. If those are NPCs (or you, because you can be teleported there as well), they usually don't survive the fall. This is first time I've seen a house spawn there though.

Edited by belegost
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Don't know which mod SL added Red Bunny Guards but check her out 10% Orc?............and when Mistress Uthgerd and Teryn went to sleep.......

 

 


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Edited by caveman74
Posted
4 minutes ago, alternateaccounts said:

Devious Adventures, uninstalled because of that mess.

I installed Devious Adventures, Devious Cidhna, Deviously Enslaved all at One time, so thanks for helping!

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A few more...

 

 

Nothing like getting a thigh workout in while having a snack.

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Our favorite injured lady at the Temple of Kynareth miraculously got better and jumped the dragonborn. Then decided she was injured again...

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One of my followers has decided a life of selling flowers is better than one of adventuring.

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Unwanted sex act participants.

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Edited by Arizona_Steve
  • 2 weeks later...
Posted (edited)

I solved the great Helgen bucket mystery. Turns out it wasn't my followers taking their bathrooms with them. First there was one...

 

 


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And then there were four...

 

 


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And finally, I spot the source of the issue. An idle marker in a weird spot. I suspect Helgen Reborn.

 

 


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Edited by Arizona_Steve
Posted (edited)

Went into Breeze Home and saw this............and finally got rid of the floating farm house, uninstalled deviously cursed loot.

 

 


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