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Darkpig

Darkpig

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It’s funny how web browsers call favorite websites “bookmarks”. Where the book? There are no book! I live in a dystopian future. Halp!

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landess

landess

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Going back and playing both single player stories of GTA5 and RDR2 had me laughing as keyboard command 'F' is enter vehicle in GTA, while 'E' is mount horse. Why is this funny? Because in RDR2, 'F' is melee and after punching my horse enough (by accident) it finally turned and reminded me.

 

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Darkpig

Darkpig

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6 minutes ago, landess said:

Going back and playing both single player stories of GTA5 and RDR2 had me laughing as keyboard command 'F' is enter vehicle in GTA, while 'E' is mount horse. Why is this funny? Because in RDR2, 'F' is melee and after punching my horse enough (by accident) it finally turned and reminded me.

 

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Surely there has got to be a mod that fixes that issue or at the very least replaces the audio file with Will Smith slapping Chris Rock. Actually I’d prefer the latter.

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Guest

Guest

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> Although our dads (and other family members) ceased to watch the Euro soccer championship after the Croats and Italians fell out of the contest, (they planned to watch only the finals), they decided to watch Germany vs. Spain today and cheer for Germany as support to my Prince who cheers for Germany. However, he won't watch the match. My Prince, our moms, Ivy, and I were happy to hear what my dad did. He even bought a German sports dress for Mikey asking my Prince who was his favorite player. He said it is: Neuer, the goalkeeper, before him, was Michael Ballack before he retired.

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Grey Cloud

Grey Cloud

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Well boys and girls our little monarchy has had an election. The electorate of the UK didn't lurch to the right as have several European countries and the US; we had a peaceful transfer of power like we always do and apart from one or two shits like Liz Truss, the defeated candidate congratulated their opponent.

Hopefully we can now return to our Liberal-Humanist values and a society where decency and fairness are important.

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Darkpig

Darkpig

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27 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

I doubt it. There's no way for the corpse to shake your hand, yet alone sign a contract.

Will you shake my hand and sign your sou a contract? Also will you lend me a hand? I seem to have run out.

chooseChaos

chooseChaos

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On 7/5/2024 at 8:28 AM, Evaloves4 said:

> Although our dads (and other family members) ceased to watch the Euro soccer championship after the Croats and Italians fell out of the contest, (they planned to watch only the finals), they decided to watch Germany vs. Spain today and cheer for Germany as support to my Prince who cheers for Germany. However, he won't watch the match. My Prince, our moms, Ivy, and I were happy to hear what my dad did. He even bought a German sports dress for Mikey asking my Prince who was his favorite player. He said it is: Neuer, the goalkeeper, before him, was Michael Ballack before he retired.

Meanwhile in Germany Part II

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chooseChaos

chooseChaos

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9 hours ago, Darkpig said:

Am I legally able to hire a dead person?

That should at least be less problematic than promoting a hired person to the circle of the dead ... therefore ...  😇

 

4 hours ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

I doubt it. There's no way for the corpse to shake your hand, yet alone sign a contract.

see above, little miss no sunshine 😎

3 hours ago, Darkpig said:

Will you shake my hand and sign your sou a contract? Also will you lend me a hand? I seem to have run out.

Either that or participation in the forum games ... 😁 And BANG instead of a nope it's a

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oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo  😅

 

Darkpig

Darkpig

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14 hours ago, Alessia Wellington said:

I'm undead, not dead.

Same difference. Cmon we have chocolate milk~🍫🥛

chooseChaos

chooseChaos

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10 hours ago, Darkpig said:

Same difference. Cmon we have chocolate milk~🍫🥛

 

6 hours ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

Bah, milk. No thanks.

The choice of drink was a bloody mistake, poor pig ...

 

Maybe next time it will work, although unfortunately the little queen is not so easy to figure out 'cause she doesn't fulfill all the clichés about vampires, I'm just saying that vampires supposedly have a compulsive need to count things. But does she immediately bite with a 'DOPE' to engage in a counting game? 😁

'Nope' 😇

Darkpig

Darkpig

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2 hours ago, chooseChaos said:

The choice of drink was a bloody mistake, poor pig ...

 

Maybe next time it will work, although unfortunately the little queen is not so easy to figure out 'cause she doesn't fulfill all the clichés about vampires, I'm just saying that vampires supposedly have a compulsive need to count things. But does she immediately bite with a 'DOPE' to engage in a counting game? 😁

'Nope' 😇

Soooo I need 101 glasses of choccy milk?

Darkpig

Darkpig

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7 hours ago, porkybork said:

Could one of y'all fine people kindly explain to me how the fuck I caught the flu in JULY?!

The letters L and U are in both Flu and July meaning the F had to come from somewhere but where?:classic_ph34r:

 

Just kidding! Or am I? No I really am kidding.

 

Anyway. Hope you get better soon dude. The flu sucks.

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Raven 54

Raven 54

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I was on hold with a call to a Doctors office and they actually had really nice Piano Music instead of crappy muzac played thru a broken speaker which given the 30 minutes I waited to get to talk to someone allowed my mind to wonder and wander in this direction...  :D

 

When was the piano invented

The piano was invented in the early 18th century by Bartolomeo Cristofori, an Italian instrument maker. He was employed by the Medici family in Florence, Italy, and is credited with creating the first piano around 1700.

Early Development

Cristofori was dissatisfied with the lack of control that musicians had over the volume level of the harpsichord. He experimented with a new mechanism that used hammers to strike the strings, allowing for a wider range of dynamics and expression. This innovation led to the development of the first pianos, which were initially called “gravicembalo col piano e forte” or “harpsichord that plays soft and loud.”

First Pianos

It is not known exactly when Cristofori first built a piano, but an inventory made by the Medici family indicates the existence of a piano by 1700. The three Cristofori pianos that survive today date from the 1720s.

Evolution of the Piano

Over time, the piano underwent significant changes and improvements, leading to the modern piano we know today. The piano’s ability to produce a wide range of dynamics, from soft and delicate to loud and powerful, made it a popular instrument for musicians and composers.

chooseChaos

chooseChaos

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On 7/8/2024 at 10:55 PM, porkybork said:

Could one of y'all fine people kindly explain to me how the fuck I caught the flu in JULY?!

 Catching the flu
is still better than being run over by a Gnu. 😁

Just sayin'  😇

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On 7/9/2024 at 6:19 AM, Darkpig said:

The letters L and U are in both Flu and July meaning the F had to come from somewhere but where?:classic_ph34r:

 

Just kidding! Or am I? No I really am kidding.

 

Anyway. Hope you get better soon dude. The flu sucks.

but the pig is right (in this case anyway) @Hope you get better soon dude.*

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There would have been an opportunity to play a round of, don't call me Dude, Bro.

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15 hours ago, porkybork said:

Lol thanks man.

 

On another note, AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

 

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https://deadline.com/2024/07/death-valley-130-degrees-worlds-hottest-recorded-temperature-1236002846/

 

Waaaaaaaaay too hot, but lives up to its name.

 

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Guest

Guest

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> My Prince with our son, Mikey

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> Me with our daughter, Precious

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Grey Cloud

Grey Cloud

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4 minutes ago, steelpanther24 said:

OK, this just makes me laugh when I see it. 

 

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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2024/07/12/watch-ukrainian-angler-hurl-fish-at-russian-drone/

That is some really bass ass shit there.

Flying a tad low I would have thought. How do we know the drone is Russian? The article says the hit almost takes down the drone which it doesn't.

Never believe anything from the UK's right-wing press.

Damned fine shot by the bloke in the boat though.

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