Corrupt a Wish

[Guerilla]

Granted, but you get assassinated.

 

I wish to replace Khorne.

[KainsChylde]

Granted, you trade places. But you ruin Khorne's life and Khorne turns yours around, so you're back where you started.

 

I wish I wasn't so damn tired.

[Iastwolf]

granted, the doctor gives you a high doses of stims

 

I wish I could stop the time

[Guerilla]

Granted, but you stop with it.

 

I wish i could shapeshift.

[Guest]

grented but the process of shapeshifting is incredibly painful

 

I wish that I had a fully functional money tree

[Jerbsinator]

Granted but it only gives you 5 cents every 300 days.

 

I wish Diablo 3's new patch would come out NOW.

[Guest]

granted but the patch causes you to lose all of your save data.

 

I wish that game devs would stop releasing games full of bugs and iron them out before release.

[Brucealso]

Granted, but now instead of bugs, they are full of lions, tigers, and bears.

 

I wish i had the money to buy Modern warfare 3

[KainsChylde]

Granted, but the games been discontinued.

 

I wish I had more food.

[Guest]

granted howeverthe food tastes terrible

 

I wish for a machine that will create any food of my choice and the food would taste amazing

[KainsChylde]

Granted, but the fuel to make it work is prohibitively expensive and incredibly difficult to find.

 

I wish I had a portal gun.

[Riku20xx]

Granted but it only works when you play the game.

 

I wish things could be better than they currently are...

[KainsChylde]

Technically granted, but "better" is such a subjective term. After all, a dull stick in your eye is better than a sharp stick in your eye, but is still a stick in your eye.

 

I wish it wasn't Monday.

[Riku20xx]

Granted, now you're stuck at Tuesday due to a glitch.

 

I wish I could gain the amount of weight I wanted and keep it on.

[KainsChylde]

Granted, you are now locked at your desired weight. Problem is, you've lost a foot of height.

 

I wish I could lose about 6 inches to a foot of height.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, someone cuts off your head.

 

I wish L.A. Noire's control scheme didn't suck so bad.

[KainsChylde]

Granted, its now controlled via a Matrix-style neural link. But the jack implant is done with no anesthetic.

 

I'm still wishing for more sleep.

[The DarkSlayer]

Granted but you don't wake up...ever...

 

I wish I'm in a Spa right now.

[Parmadillo]

Granted but you don't wake up...ever...

 

I wish I'm in a Spa right now.

 

Granted, but the spa is fucking horrible and someone pissed in all the non-drinking water there.

 

I wish my computer could run JC2 without it possibly being a slideshow.

[Guest]

granted but now all the textures, meshes, and audio are completely fucked up

 

I wish that the newest computer hardware wasn't so damn expensive

[KainsChylde]

Granted, but "newest" doesn't mean "best". Its all a waste of money.

 

I wish my kid would behave.

[deathparade]

Granted he was put "down"

 

I wished that my internet connection wasn't so god damn crap

[Riku20xx]

Granted, its worse than "god damn crap" now.

 

I wish my professors would stop giving homework.

[srayesmanll]

Granted, they make you stay 24 hrs, so it's not "home" work.

 

I wish the work day was only 2 hours long, but still kept the same yearly pay and all benefits.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, your job is now chewing rusty nails and broken glass for two hours a day.

 

I wish that, when I die, I could reincarnate into anyone I want, knowing in advance whether or not that life would suck and choosing the best possible life.