Corrupt a Wish

[Emily]

Granted Now Al Gore is much powerful than before.

 

Emily wish for US Nuclear Activation Code.

[Kuroshu]

Granted but they changed codes 2 seconds after.

 

I wish for something to wish about that actually makes sense.

[Emily]

Granted but You'll have wait until Christmas day!

 

Emily wish for '[Emily the strange] The movie' premiere to be successful.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, but right afterwards it will be censored an put into bunk for eternity...

 

i wish life have save/load option...

[Emily]

Granted, But Death held the joysticks.

 

Emily wish for a good night sleep; See you all tomorrow.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, have "nice" dreams (bwahahaha)

 

i wish i have again, by some miracle, installed all the games i was have before formatting hard...

[Emily]

Granted, you only have to 'load' your life from your last 'save'. From the last granted wish.

 

Emily wish for more inteligence for every simple minded loverslab members.

[nonusnomeni]

:D:D ahem, yes...

 

i wish i can grant emily's wish...

[Queen Bee]

Granted, you can grant her wish...but you won't.

 

I wish I could get my damn mods to work again. I miss being able to change my follower's outfits or make them walk around naked, and I really miss them riding their own horses.

[The DarkSlayer]

Granted, but then a new patch was released which made your mod incompatible.

 

I wish I was at the beach.

[Emily]

Granted, you're now at nudist beach erection is prohibited.

 

Emily wish for Pussycat doll ticket in L.A for two.

[KainsChylde]

You get your tickets. But they're nosebleed seats that you bought off a scalper for triple value.

 

I wish I had a portal gun.

[Emily]

Granted, but the fabric within universe are unstable until nonusnomeni said otherwise.

 

Emily wish for a life time supply of twinkies.

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

Granted however they all go out of date tomorrow.

 

I wish some college classes were easier, namely the ones i'm taking.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, they all easier but also useless

 

i wish i can invent, develop and put in practical use teleport technology...

[Emily]

Granted, emily hands kainschilde209's portal gun to tinker with.

 

Emily wish for nonusnomeni broken leg and heart to heal.

[The DarkSlayer]

Granted, but it was too late....

 

I wish I could meet the Outsider.

[Emily]

Granted, you're now hungry, hateful, poor and Comatose.

 

Emily wish for more costumer in her shop between 20.th~30.th november.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, you shop will be full of customers but nobody will buy anything

(sorry i could not resist)

 

i wish emily find The Way...

[Emily]

Granted, Emily makes Planning and improve her services.

 

Emily wish Nonusnomeni could at least forgiven himself.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, he will forgive his self addiction to this material world, and he will drop dead...

 

i wish emily consider fact then happiness is not material concept...

[Emily]

Granted, But only on her strange 2012 chirstmas carol. Humburg!

 

Emily wish to alter santa delivery list.

Because she is on the fat-bloke's 'naughty\strange girl' list.

[KainsChylde]

Granted, but he then gives you a pony you were supposed to get at 8. The same pony, who hasn't been fed since then.

 

 

I wish this headache would go away.

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but along with the headache, your memories go as well.

 

I wish I could create my own best selling video game franchise.

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

Granted you create the world's best selling free-to-play game that last for 3 months before lack of funds causes it to be shut down.

 

I wish i had remembered to grab something before i left after thanksgiving.