Corrupt a Wish

[KainsChylde]

Granted, but you're now immortal so your ability to chose is pointless.

 

Still wishing for a portal gun.

[Guest]

granted but it doesn't work properly

 

I wish for the one ring from LOTR and that it doesn't corrupt me

[Dranyam1970]

Granted, but you get as you fall into the fires of Mount Doom.

 

I wish I had a pair of wings that worked.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, they're attached to a bird you get in the mail.

 

I wish people weren't so damned sensitive to what people say.

[Guest]

granted but now people are indifferent about everything

 

I wish for scripting in oblivion to be extremely easy while keeping all functionalities

[srayesmanll]

Granted, but everything you do can only be hosted on Nexus.

 

I wish I could fly like Superman.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but only at your maximum running speed.

 

I wish I could view the past and future without interacting with it, thus prevented time paradoxes.

[srayesmanll]

Granted, but you flip back and forth between the past and future, spending only 5 seconds in each, and at random points in the timeline.

 

Wish I could share some interesting experiences with an amazing woman right now.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, it's yo mama!

 

I wish I could get away with any crime, ie rob a bank and never get caught.

[deathparade]

Granted but when you die you'll have to perform tests for GlaDOS!

 

I wished Garrys mod 13 beta wasn't so broken sometimes...

[Guest]

granted but many of gmod's features are removed in order to keep the game less broken

 

I wish that Valve would make Half Life 3 already.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, and it will cost you 1000000$ to buy

 

i wish for cold, very sweet, strawberry in honey with whipped cream...

[The DarkSlayer]

Granted but you experience an extreme case of brain freeze.

 

I wish I had a really cute pet puppy.

[Guest]

granted but it shits and vomits everywhere

 

I wish that we didn't need to go to the bathrooms as waste would simply disappear from our bodies.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, it evaporates into a toxic gas that is fatal if inhaled.

 

I wish I won any game of chance I enter, including all forms of card games, dice games, roulette games, scratch card games and lotteries.

[Kuroshu]

Granted but noone played the games you win.

 

I wish i knew what I was doing for the last 2 days

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but you forget the rest of your life.

 

I wish no matter what language someone is speaking, I always hear English.

[Guest]

granted but the translations are as good as egg or google translator... which is bad

 

I wish that in order learn a subject all we had to do was take in a special pill

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but it also gives you incurable impotence.

 

I wish for an indestructible portable pocket universe, in which I am immortal, can construct anything I want by sheer will, and can enter and exit it as I please.

[Guest]

granted but entering and exiting through each realm will make 100 years on earth go by

 

I wish that I could control time perfectly

[Kuroshu]

Granted you control time in Skyrim perfectly

 

I wish the guards in skyrim aren't stupid

[Queen Bee]

Granted, they always catch you whenever you do anything remotely illegal and you spend every moment of the game in jail.

 

I wish to have a mansion of my own with a host of servants who will do anything I want, free of charge.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, however servants are free but mansion is not so you must make decision; keep the mansion and sell yourself as spare parts to some hospital or abandon stupid idea

 

i wish a fish, roasted with trappist cheese sauce...

[Guest]

granted but the fish comes back to life and starts slapping you with its fine while laughing like a maniac ( must've been the cheese sauce! )

 

I wish for the ability to control the weather

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but you can only cause hailstorms that drop basketball size chunks

 

i wish for caffeine