Corrupt a Wish

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but due to the lack of rest for your body, your immune system weakens and you get very sick and die...twice.

 

I wish I could figure out how to rig 3D models for certain games.

[deathparade]

Granted but after all the rigging your PC blows up losing all the work + your face

 

I wish i could model

[Brucealso]

Granted, but you model women's lingerie.

 

 

Whish i was a millionaire

[sammythesquirrel]

granted you won a monopoly game

i wish for snu snu

[Queen Bee]

Granted, you are put to death by snu snu.

 

I wish stupidity was painful.

[Brucealso]

Granted, every time you do something stupid you feel pain.

 

I wish i could stop smoking.

[Guest]

granted, but now you are an alcoholic

 

I wish that I had a mountain dew vending machine filled with mountain dew in glass bottles

[nonusnomeni]

granted and his broken

 

i wish i know what i will make for lunch

[Queen Bee]

Granted, it's chilled monkey brains.

 

I wish for the power to control animals.

[deathparade]

Granted but the power is greater than the animals mind so become crazy and die later on (Metro 2033 rip-off)

 

I wished that i could sleep some more!

[nonusnomeni]

granted, go to sleep and you will never wake up

 

i wish i can give much more to my needy neighbors

[xartom]

Granted, but your needy neighbors need every material possession and functioning organ you have.

 

I wish I could win a lifetime supply of breakfast cereal.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but it's Grape Nuts.

 

I wish for the ability to read minds.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, start with my and ends up in mental hospital

 

i wish i can decipher all mysteries of life

[deathparade]

Granted but before you can tell anyone YOU DIE in a fire which burns all documentation!

 

i wish i was awesome

[Queen Bee]

Granted. You were awesome just now. Did you enjoy it? Good, because you never will be again.

 

I wish that coworker I've had my eye on would ask me out.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, he will ask you to go out to meet his boyfriend

 

i wish i can put sleeping glasses right away...

[Jerbsinator]

Granted but I have no idea what you just said.

 

I wish that I could reverse a car better.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, you now have the ability to turn a car inside out.

 

I wish I had perfect teeth.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, but now you have hunchback, three warts on the nose, one short leg, flat boobs hanging to the knees and of course the beard and mustache

 

i wish i am super uber rich

[deathparade]

Granted... but the vaults it's stored in burn down it was all paper money

 

I wished that... EVERYONE HAD AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!

[nonusnomeni]

granted, but i have cure and i will give to EVERYONE,EVERYONE,EVERYONE except you

 

 

I wish more of this fine compote of apricots...

[Iastwolf]

granted, but then the apricot farmers rake you for stealing those apricots

 

I wish I had more vacation

[deathparade]

Granted but now you can't chase that dream

 

I wish for chocolate!

[Queen Bee]

Granted, everything you touch turns into chocolate.

 

I wish I had diplomatic immunity.