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Corrupt a Wish


Ashal

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No forum is complete without the best forum game of all time.

Works like this, Poster wishes for something, the next poster grants that wish, but with a twist/corruption, and then makes their own Wish.

For example, the previous poster wished for lots of money. The next poster says "Granted, you know have 1000 Canadian pennies" And then makes their own wish like "I wish I could fly!"

To start it off, here is my wish.


I wish I had a sandwich to eat right now.

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Done. But now that its easy, there's no sense of accomplishment, and you end up bored with it.

 

I wish this wish wouldn't get corrupted (not complete without one of these!)

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Your able too type faster than the eye can see, in fact this is the only way you now can type. Unfortunately this causes severe damage to both hands and your forced to type slowly using only your feet.

 

I wish Skyrim was out now.

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Granted. However the massive comet speeding towards your hometown ensures that the term "Weekend" shall be a literal translation.

 

I wish Libya and Kadafi would hurry up and destroy themselves.

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They destroy themselves by it all ending happily and with Gandaffi stepping down peacefully and no more people being killed...

 

I wish I wasn't stuck behind a train for 45 minutes just now on my way home from work :(

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I wish I wasn't stuck behind a train for 45 minutes just now on my way home from work :(

 

Granted... you're now stuck under the train, but only until the fire department arrives. Squish... :o

 

I wish I didn't have this super headache tonight.

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Granted, you have absolute power.

Because you fell into a catatonic state in which you believe you have absolute power.

 

I wish. That is all.

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You get the ultimate internet connection - years ahead of it's time. But it blocks out anything that could possibly be conceived as pornographic, or having to do with nudity or sex.

 

I wish this wish would be corrupted.

:D

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The evil genie annoyed by your attempt to outsmart him transforms you into a leech then drops you into the trousers of the ugliest man he can find.

I wish for a plasma cannon.

 

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Granted' date=' But then it explodes in your hand and takes it off.

 

I wish i had all the money in the world. 8)

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Granted. All the money in the world falls on you, killing you in a painful crushing manner.

 

I wish you would not grant this wish.

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