Corrupt a Wish

[Guest]

Granted but their new ideas are shittier.

 

I wish that I could teleport to anywhere with ease.

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but you can only stay in the place you teleported to for 1/2 a second

 

i wish for warm fuzzy feelings

 

@ bee squirrel overlords are pan-dimensional beings who's powers surpass godhood.

[Guest]

granted but those feelings last for a very short amount of time.

 

I wish that I wouldn't feel pain but I'd still be able to feel when I am injured, but it just doesn't hurt.

[deathparade]

Granted the nervo system is dead now...

 

I wished that i had more muscle!

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but now you have no skeleton.

 

I wish I had my own TV station, where all my favorite shows that got cancelled would be restarted and run until I decide to stop them.

[deathparade]

Granted but after 5 days the goverment shuts you down because they think the shows are inappriote!

 

I wish i had all games on steam!

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but then your computer breaks. Oh wait, no, that's what happened to me.

 

I wish my new computer would arrive faster, damnit!

[nonusnomeni]

granted he will come in the morning, in the smallest parts, so you will need 6-8 months to put them together...

 

i wish temp below 25C at least at night

[Guest]

Granted but the difference in temperature is so small that you don't notice a difference.

 

I wish that It would that I could make myself only feel warm, even when it's really cold or hot.

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but the use of this ability means that you get frost bite and heatstroke due to not being able to tell if you are actually hot or cold

i wish for bacon

[nonusnomeni]

granted, you got even two choices on LL menu: bacon or bacon minion

 

 

i wish full, big mozart cake

[Queen Bee]

Granted, you now have Mozart baked into a giant cake.

 

I wish Legend of the Seeker was never cancelled.

[Brucealso]

Granted, but thats all you ever watch for years to come

 

 

I wish i had another new computer

[Guest]

granted but it doesn't come with system 32 installed

 

I wish that I was better at trolling on the internet

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but now you're a literal troll.

 

I wish I could orgasm whenever I want.

[Guest]

granted but whenever you do you make an extremely loud and involuntary noise.

 

I wish that I could make edits to my body.

[Queen Bee]

(I already make loud, involuntary noises when I cum. )

 

Granted, but if you edit a body part more than once it falls off forever.

 

I wish I could shoot lightning from my hands.

[squid889]

Granted, but due to conservation of energy, the energy of the lightning has to come from somewhere. Accordingly, every time there is a thunderstorm all of the lightning has to hit you, and until you shoot the lightning from your hands you will be, at best, on fire.

 

I wish for endless war, destruction and pain for everyone.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, someone makes the most violent video game ever and gives it away for free.

 

I wish to be an expert at archery.

[The DarkSlayer]

Granted but every bow and arrow you use breaks.

 

I wish I can finish Slender.

[Guest]

granted but now slender man is real and specifically haunts you for the rest of your life

 

I wish that magic was real

[nonusnomeni]

granted, and yo have magic allergy (arcanum)

 

i wish i can stay in bed all day

[sammythesquirrel]

granted you are now a coma patent

i wish i had more mt dew

[nonusnomeni]

granted, you will got pool filled with mt dew and cement board around the legs

 

i wish to know is it true that mt dew is so much addictive then nobody can't live full month without him and stay sane

[Queen Bee]

Er, granted? I have no idea what you're wishing for, so...yeah, granted. And, um, you...you get cancer. Yeah, cancer.

 

Anyway, I wish I didn't have to sleep.