Corrupt a Wish

[Iastwolf]

granted, you get the pure caffeine

 

I wish my hair doesn't so oiled

[Guest]

granted but now you're hair falls off over time

 

I wish that I had the powers of superman prime

[RandomOne]

Granted but you have to dress up as aquaman.

 

I wish everyone would agree with me.

[Guest]

granted but now you can never enjoy a good argument/debate since everyone agrees with you

 

I wish that I could jump twice as high

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but you're now twice as short.

 

I wish I didn't have to sleep, but I could if I chose to.

[deathparade]

Granted but you still suffer from the major downsides of not sleeping

 

I wish i had a life!

[srayesmanll]

Granted, but it's Bruce Vallanche's life.

 

I wish that I could have a meaningful (and sexual) relationship with Christina Hendricks, Sandra Bullock, or Felicia Day (or any combination of the 3).

[Guest]

Granted however they become extremely jealous, suspicious and skeptical about everything you do destroying any sort of social or outside life.

 

I wish that I knew how to mod games like an expert

[srayesmanll]

(Assuming I had any sort of social or outside life )

 

Granted but the only game you can mod is solitaire.

 

Wish I could go back in time and speak with the guy who invented cell phones (and bitch-slap him until his ears bled...)

[nonusnomeni]

granted with pleasure, but his admirers will get you and burn you on the stake

 

i wish i am much more careful in making relations...

[Queen Bee]

Granted, you're so careful you never relate to anyone.

 

I wish I could eat anything I wanted and it wouldn't negatively affect my health.

[Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus]

Granted' date=' you're so careful you never relate to anyone.

 

I wish I could eat anything I wanted and it wouldn't negatively affect my health.

[/quote']

granted but it negatively affects the health of the person you love the most

 

I wish Marvin the Martian would lend me his powerful laser weapon; the Iiilidium X-3 Modulator

[Guest]

granted but everytime you fire you have to wait 14 days before you can fire again

 

I wish that I could make food or drinks to taste like whatever I want them to taste like

[Brucealso]

Granted, but it all still taste like shit.

 

I wish for a banana split with crushed nuts on it.

[srayesmanll]

Granted, but they're your nuts

 

I wish I could explain my thoughts and ideas better without constantly running on and re-explaing everything multiple times. I mean sometimes I just keep repeating myself trying to make the same point. Sometimes, I get the point across in 1 sentence fairly well, but then I just keep talking and the over-explain my thoughts and ideas. It doesn't always happen, but does more often than not. You know, reiterating my same thoughts and ideas. I wish I could stop that.

[nonusnomeni]

granted what ever you wish for , and now you PC will die

 

i wish a wish is a fish, big, slow, easy to catch...

[Guest]

Granted but it smells terrible

 

I wish that I could make anything smell like anything I wanted that thing to smell like

[srayesmanll]

Granted, but is will always look like a pile of cow dung (trying to clean up my fucking language)

 

Actually that's a good one: I wish I could stop using so many damn curse words (shit, I did it again...)

[Brucealso]

Granted,,now all you say is fantastic instead of bullshit.

 

 

I wish for enough money to live comfortable

[nonusnomeni]

granted, you have enough money to live comfortable in Burundi (http://www.aneki.com/Burundi.html)

 

i wish lasagna di tonno...

[The DarkSlayer]

Granted, the moment you eat it you became lactose intolerant.

 

I wish I had more free time.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, you're fired

 

i wish why i get headache when ever i have 8-10h sleep

[The DarkSlayer]

Granted, you're headless.

 

I wish for WORLD DOMINATION!

[srayesmanll]

Granted, but the world is the planet Mercury.

 

I wish that I could freeze time temporarily.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, but whenever you freeze time you are set on fire

 

i wish i have no emotions at all...