Corrupt a Wish

[chooseChaos]

On 3/10/2024 at 7:35 PM, branmakmuffin said:

You can indeed fly. Straight to bed, without dessert.

 

I wish my car's service were already done.

Car Service done. BAM! Wish fulfilled

 

🤣 Seriously ... 😅 Honestly ... 😂 I can't take any more ... 😆 but the catch is, tonight* I'm going to steal it and drive it into the nearest tree while I'm blaring the song 'Bullenwagen'

 

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*Nope, I won't tell you if I mean my night time or your night time.

 

Edited May 2, 2024 by chooseChaos

[Guest]

1 hour ago, chooseChaos said:

Car Service done. BAM! Wish fulfilled

 

🤣 Seriously ... 😅 Honestly ... 😂 I can't take any more ... 😆 but the catch is, tonight* I'm going to steal it and drive it into the nearest tree while I'm blaring the song 'Bullenwagen'

 

*Nope, I won't tell you if I mean my night time or your night time.

 

You might wish you were blaring Bullenwagen. But you are blaring this. And you think "Hmm, not so bad. I can listen to this 1000 more times."

 

I wish my local supermarket had not run out of white vinegar, because I use it as a laundry additive.

Edited May 2, 2024 by branmakmuffin

[chooseChaos]

On 5/2/2024 at 8:56 PM, branmakmuffin said:

 

You might wish you were blaring Bullenwagen. But you are blaring this. And you think "Hmm, not so bad. I can listen to this 1000 more times."

 

I wish my local supermarket had not run out of white vinegar, because I use it as a laundry additive.

Wish granted! Your local supermarket has white vinegar again and now also offers Large biscuit Shredded Wheat**. Unfortunately, someone played this song:

 

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and since the supermarket had made its first jump to the left, it is no longer near you, but in a completely different dimension.  😇

 

I wish I was king of Germany. 😁

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As a thank you for helping me @my messed up last post with no clear wish in it ...  😉

 

Edited May 3, 2024 by chooseChaos

[Guest]

On 5/3/2024 at 12:05 PM, chooseChaos said:

I wish I was king of Germany. 😁

Germany does not have a king. So  you disappear from our timeline and reappear in the year 1220, as Frederick II, King of the Holy Roman Empire (and some other places). You live to the ripe old age of 55, same as Henry VIII of England and Beethoven I think (but I'm no expert).

 

I wish Amazon would follow the explicit directions I have provided to my house.

[chooseChaos]

3 hours ago, branmakmuffin said:

Germany does not have a king. So  you disappear from our timeline and reappear in the year 1220, as Frederick II, King of the Holy Roman Empire (and some other places). You live to the ripe old age of 55, same as Henry VIII of England and Beethoven I think (but I'm no expert).

 

I wish Amazon would follow the explicit directions I have provided to my house.

I wish Amazon would adhere to the explicit instructions I gave for my house.
Granted, but ...

as soon as I rewrite them, and in explicit language to enlighten the damn stupid Amazon gnomes, your house gets flooded with packages you never wanted.

I wish I had a cup of coffee like the one I saw in another forum thread

[Guest]

8 hours ago, chooseChaos said:

I wish I had a cup of coffee like the one I saw in another forum thread

It's a cup exactly like that other one. It's "of coffee" the way Hamlet is "of Denmark." So it's empty.

 

I wish my cats would not swarm me when I eat smoked fish. A thousand curses be upon they who corrupt this wish by harming my cats.

[chooseChaos]

On 5/6/2024 at 9:37 PM, branmakmuffin said:

I wish my cats would not swarm me when I eat smoked fish. A thousand curses be upon they who corrupt this wish by harming my cats.

Wish granted!
Your cats will no longer swarm around you when you eat smoked fish (one last time).

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Instead, they eat Gefilte Muffin with smoked fish in it shortly afterwards.  😏🐈

I wish I was completely unscrupulous.

[chooseChaos]

On 5/12/2024 at 10:44 PM, chooseChaos said:

Wish granted!
Your cats will no longer swarm around you when you eat smoked fish (one last time).

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Instead, they eat Gefilte Muffin with smoked fish in it shortly afterwards.  😏🐈

I wish I was completely unscrupulous. EDIT and/or  Ashal would play another round of this great forum game. 😁

 

[Guest]

On 5/15/2024 at 12:42 AM, chooseChaos said:

I wish I was completely unscrupulous. EDIT and/or  Ashal would play another round of this great forum game. 😁

You are so unscrupulous you wrap around the other side and become scrupulous.

 

I wish Disneyland tickets were not so expensive.

[Darkpig]

On 5/17/2024 at 1:09 PM, branmakmuffin said:

You are so unscrupulous you wrap around the other side and become scrupulous.

 

I wish Disneyland tickets were not so expensive.

There is a 99% off sale for Disneyland tickets going in 3, 2, 1, 0. Ah you missed out.

[Guest]

3 hours ago, Darkpig said:

There is a 99% off sale for Disneyland tickets going in 3, 2, 1, 0. Ah you missed out.

Your unspoken wish that you wish you had not forgot to state a wish to be corrupted is granted. But one of your toes becomes 1mm longer.

 

I wish I had not lost one of my favorite 20-sided dice.

[chooseChaos]

8 hours ago, branmakmuffin said:

Your unspoken wish that you wish you had not forgot to state a wish to be corrupted is granted. But one of your toes becomes 1mm longer.

 

I wish I had not lost one of my favorite 20-sided dice.

Thanks to the help of your cats, you find one of your favorite 20-sided cubes again. Why all the other cubes disappear at the same time is one of the mysteries of chaos. 😁

I still wish Ashal would play another round of this great forum game! Luckily, I'm at least  scrupulous enough to make a backup wish: I wish I had my own Pacific Island

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[Darkpig]

On 5/19/2024 at 8:50 AM, chooseChaos said:

Thanks to the help of your cats, you find one of your favorite 20-sided cubes again. Why all the other cubes disappear at the same time is one of the mysteries of chaos. 😁

I still wish Ashal would play another round of this great forum game! Luckily, I'm at least  scrupulous enough to make a backup wish: I wish I had my own Pacific Island

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In commemoration of Dr. Manhattan failing to unite the world's nations your Island is now subject to a nuclear winter. Oh and it is also a snow globe.

 

I wish some Russian dancers would show up to my birthday party.

[chooseChaos]

6 hours ago, Darkpig said:

In commemoration of Dr. Manhattan failing to unite the world's nations your Island is now subject to a nuclear winter. Oh and it is also a snow globe.

 

Still my island 'proud look' 😏

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6 hours ago, Darkpig said:

I wish some Russian dancers would show up to my birthday party.

I guess something like this was planned ...

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but instead these two came

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& what can I say, they were hungry ... very, very hungry ... poor Darkpig ... 😇

I still wish Ashal would play another round of this great forum game! Luckily, I'm at least  scrupulous enough to make a backup wish:

I wish I knew ...

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how to get two bloodthirsty bears out of this forum area again. 😁

 

Edited May 21, 2024 by chooseChaos

[Darkpig]

35 minutes ago, chooseChaos said:

 

Still my island 'proud look' 😏

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I guess something like this was planned ...

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but instead these two came

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& what can I say, they were hungry ... very, very hungry ... poor Darkpig ... 😇

I still wish Ashal would play another round of this great forum game! Luckily, I'm at least  scrupulous enough to make a backup wish:

I wish I knew ... how to get two bloodthirsty bears out of this forum area again. 😁

We did. We used you as bait to do it though.

 

I wish oranges had zippers.

[chooseChaos]

23 hours ago, Darkpig said:

We did. We used you as bait to do it though.

 

I wish oranges had zippers.

The lazy pig's wish has been granted, I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

Oh wait, THAT could go wrong: 😇
 

I wish I could escape the bloodthirsty revenge of the meanest cutest 😁 queen of the forum

Bad luck for me that a pig who has been eaten by an orange isn't likely to be much help ...

[Darkpig]

2 hours ago, chooseChaos said:

I wish I could escape the bloodthirsty revenge of the meanest cutest 😁 queen of the forum

Thank you. You makin me blush🥰 But in escaping me you stumbled into a boring world without chaos.

 

I wish Fred Fredburger would come home.

[Nilette]

On 5/22/2024 at 1:02 PM, Darkpig said:

Thank you. You makin me blush🥰 But in escaping me you stumbled into a boring world without chaos.

 

I wish Fred Fredburger would come home.

He comes home, but you need to leave