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Corrupt a Wish


Ashal

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Granted but they're filled with maggots.

 

I wish that any insect that gets near me would get teleported into the center of a black hole.

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Granted. The disappearance of so many insects results in a severe drop in both pollination and the consumption of dead tissue, which in turn results in a decline in the plant population, which effects our breatheable air, and an increase in the spread of disease, not to mention it disrupts the food chain, leading to a drastic downturn in food production. Due to your selfish wish, millions, if not billions suffer and die.

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queenbee57: Granted, but the font color matches the background so you can't see it.

 

deathparade: Granted, but the EU decides to switch to the rupee.

 

I wish I had a real German beer right now.

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i wished that every sexist and opposser of equal rights for all would be transported and dumped on Mars!

 

Granted, but now you are stuck on Earth with a bunch of nice... accepting... uuhhh, do I really have to corrupt this one? OK, Granted, but your goldfish dies. There. Did it.

 

Wish I could round up every university professor who used the word "dichotomy" in a sentence and shoot them into the sun. (What, was that like PeeWee's secret word of the decade in the 80-90's?)

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Granted but now every one uses that word.

 

I wish that I had a fully functioning iron man suit As well as the means to easily repair/refuel it.

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Granted instead we filled you with fat...

 

I wish for a helicopter mounted with a minigun with unlimited ammo and heli has unlimited fuel so i can rid this world of all asshats who think they make "music"

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Granted however she has HIV

 

I wish that STDs weren't so common nowadays.

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Granted, but due to identity theft, all that money goes to someone else.

 

I wish I could turn anything into anything using alchemy, like in Full Metal Alchemist.

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Granted, but every time you do, you age ten years.

 

I wish that when I die I become a goddess with the power to make my own universe and anything I want in it, with perfect control over everything that happens.

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(squirrel what? I'm god of my own universe, there's only squirrels if I decide there are.)

 

Granted, here's some heroin.

 

I wish Hollywood would come up with some original ideas and stop remaking shit.

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