Guest Posted August 2, 2012 Posted August 2, 2012 Granted but they're filled with maggots. I wish that any insect that gets near me would get teleported into the center of a black hole.
Queen Bee Posted August 2, 2012 Posted August 2, 2012 Granted. The disappearance of so many insects results in a severe drop in both pollination and the consumption of dead tissue, which in turn results in a decline in the plant population, which effects our breatheable air, and an increase in the spread of disease, not to mention it disrupts the food chain, leading to a drastic downturn in food production. Due to your selfish wish, millions, if not billions suffer and die.
Queen Bee Posted August 2, 2012 Posted August 2, 2012 Granted, it's so hot it melts you into a sticky but sweet puddle. I wish I had remembered to include a wish with my previous post.
deathparade Posted August 2, 2012 Posted August 2, 2012 Granted your post was deleted! I wish i had loads of 100 euro bills! with nothing wrong with them!
srayesmanll Posted August 2, 2012 Posted August 2, 2012 queenbee57: Granted, but the font color matches the background so you can't see it. deathparade: Granted, but the EU decides to switch to the rupee. I wish I had a real German beer right now.
Queen Bee Posted August 2, 2012 Posted August 2, 2012 Granted, you get Binding. I wish I wasn't siiiiiiiick! *crais*
deathparade Posted August 3, 2012 Posted August 3, 2012 Granted, you where put out of your misery! i wished that every sexist and opposser of equal rights for all would be transported and dumped on Mars!
srayesmanll Posted August 3, 2012 Posted August 3, 2012 i wished that every sexist and opposser of equal rights for all would be transported and dumped on Mars! Granted, but now you are stuck on Earth with a bunch of nice... accepting... uuhhh, do I really have to corrupt this one? OK, Granted, but your goldfish dies. There. Did it. Wish I could round up every university professor who used the word "dichotomy" in a sentence and shoot them into the sun. (What, was that like PeeWee's secret word of the decade in the 80-90's?)
Guest Posted August 3, 2012 Posted August 3, 2012 Granted but now every one uses that word. I wish that I had a fully functioning iron man suit As well as the means to easily repair/refuel it.
sammythesquirrel Posted August 3, 2012 Posted August 3, 2012 granted but you also get the heart condition that lead to its creation i wish i hadnt eaten so much pizza
deathparade Posted August 3, 2012 Posted August 3, 2012 Granted instead we filled you with fat... I wish for a helicopter mounted with a minigun with unlimited ammo and heli has unlimited fuel so i can rid this world of all asshats who think they make "music"
Queen Bee Posted August 4, 2012 Posted August 4, 2012 Granted, but it's made of tinfoil. I wish I was on the Enterprise with Data so we could have hot android on human sex.
Brucealso Posted August 4, 2012 Posted August 4, 2012 Granted, but the androids battery shorts out and dies I wish for sex with a women
Guest Posted August 4, 2012 Posted August 4, 2012 Granted however she has HIV I wish that STDs weren't so common nowadays.
nonusnomeni Posted August 4, 2012 Posted August 4, 2012 granted not common but regular i wish i don't have headache from long sleeping
Queen Bee Posted August 4, 2012 Posted August 4, 2012 Granted, now you have a headache from sleeping too little. I wish for a zombie apocalypse.
nonusnomeni Posted August 4, 2012 Posted August 4, 2012 granted, I AM COMING, Brraaaiinn... i wish dark chocolate with marzipan and raisins
Queen Bee Posted August 4, 2012 Posted August 4, 2012 Granted, but they're poisoned. I wish it never snowed where I live.
deathparade Posted August 4, 2012 Posted August 4, 2012 Granted we made it rain and thunder like never before! I wished that my bank account was filled with money!
Queen Bee Posted August 4, 2012 Posted August 4, 2012 Granted, but due to identity theft, all that money goes to someone else. I wish I could turn anything into anything using alchemy, like in Full Metal Alchemist.
nonusnomeni Posted August 4, 2012 Posted August 4, 2012 granted, but side effect is ghoulification i wish i can convert energy to mater and opposite...
Queen Bee Posted August 4, 2012 Posted August 4, 2012 Granted, but every time you do, you age ten years. I wish that when I die I become a goddess with the power to make my own universe and anything I want in it, with perfect control over everything that happens.
sammythesquirrel Posted August 4, 2012 Posted August 4, 2012 granted but you piss off a squirrel overlord and we all kill you twice i wish for painkillers
Queen Bee Posted August 4, 2012 Posted August 4, 2012 (squirrel what? I'm god of my own universe, there's only squirrels if I decide there are.) Granted, here's some heroin. I wish Hollywood would come up with some original ideas and stop remaking shit.
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