Corrupt a Wish

[Guest]

Granted but it doesn't have functional locks.

 

I wish that all pests would stay clear of my house.

[Brucealso]

Granted, now no one comes to visit you.

 

I wish my wireless broad band signal was better.

[sammythesquirrel]

granted it now gives you 1 nano-bit per second more speed

i wish i had a cookie

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but eating it sends you to a dimension of pain and suffering with no means of escape.

 

I wish they all could be California girls.

[Brucealso]

Granted, but they all look and talk the same.

 

I wish for a female to have sex with.

[Ark of Truth]

Granted however it turns out to be a shemale.

 

I wish for it to be the holidays again for education centres.

[Queen Bee]

(I'd love a transsexual girlfriend!)

 

Granted, but you're sick every day of vacation.

 

I wish for the perfect girlfriend who will never leave me, never cheat on me, can cook like a pro chef, fucks like a high class hooker trained in all sexual practices, is completely devoted to me, enjoys all my sexual kinks, shares all my interests, is immune to all forms of disease, will age at one third the rate of a normal woman, meets my standards for aesthetics, and is a 100% human female.

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but im not entirely human

i wish for caffine

[Queen Bee]

(Sammy, if you're all of those things, I can take a little inhumanity.)

 

Granted, you get so much caffeine you never sleep again.

 

I wish for the USA to win the most gold medals in the Olympics this year.

[Ark of Truth]

(I'd love a transsexual girlfriend!)

 

Granted' date=' but you're sick every day of vacation.

 

I wish for the perfect girlfriend who will never leave me, never cheat on me, can cook like a pro chef, fucks like a high class hooker trained in all sexual practices, is completely devoted to me, enjoys all my sexual kinks, shares all my interests, is immune to all forms of disease, will age at one third the rate of a normal woman, meets my standards for aesthetics, and is a 100% human female.

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You wish for Justin Bieber?

 

Granted but they are all fake.

 

I wish for unlimited wishes.

[Brucealso]

Granted but they never come true or are usless.

 

 

I wish for a new boat.

[The DarkSlayer]

Granted but it's a paper boat.

 

I wish for WORLD PEACE!

[Guest]

Granted but the world becomes extremely boring

 

I wish that I could enter any game or book's world and experience it with the ability to return back and forth from those worlds to this one.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but the first time you do it you get killed by the villain.

 

I wish for the power to conjure anything I want out of thin air.

[Guest]

Granted but whatever you conjure wants to mercilessly kill you.

 

I wish I had batman's suit, gadgets, and vehicles.

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but you also get his enemies bur no his courage intelligence or resourcefulness

I wish today was payday

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but due to a clerical error you don't get paid for the next three years.

 

I wish Halloween was celebrated with the same fervor as Christmas.

[Guest]

Granted however it loses all charm and fun as a result.

 

I wish that I had some great tasting candy right now.

[sammythesquirrel]

granted you have the best tasting candy ever but it give you herpes

 

i wish today was wensday

[The DarkSlayer]

Granted but time moves quicker than usual and before you know it, it's already thursday.

 

I wish for soup.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, one steaming bowl of human flesh soup coming up.

 

I wish dragons and unicorns were real.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, you and unicorn are nice lunch for dragon

 

i wish i know rain dance

[Guest]

granted but you forget in a day

 

I wish that I could command the weather perfectly.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but an earthquake kills you.

 

I wish everyone was in the same physical shape as Olypic athletes.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, everybody except you, you are 666lb of adipose tissue

 

i wish for rain...