Corrupt a Wish

[Queen Bee]

Granted, a second world flood comes and wipes out all life on earth.

 

I wish I could use any superhero's super power.

[The DarkSlayer]

Granted but that super power is being extremely hairy.

 

I wish I had applepie right now.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, and she's made of rotten apples full of worms

 

i wish i got espresso coffee machine from "my" pub at home...

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but the coffee is Maxwell House.

 

And let me try this again since I apparently wasn't clear enough: I wish I had access to any and all super powers, with the ability to pick and choose which ones I want and get rid of the ones I get bored with.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, but they so powerful then you can't control them and they will make you nuts in 5sec

 

i wish death to all ambitious and greedy peoples

[deathparade]

Granted, but i will still live

 

I wish for free porn for everyone!

[nonusnomeni]

granted with pleasure, but you are blind, sorry...

 

i wish all girls are cosplay freaks...

[Guest]

Granted, but they all like to cosplay as Transformers.

 

I wish I had a flying car.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, just give me registration number and i will set some C4

 

i wish 10000 "Iroha" girls to pamper me and take care of me...

[deathparade]

Granted but they grew old or something?

 

I wish for demonic powers which i can choose myself and last forever!

[nonusnomeni]

granted, and then Holy Office got you sorry ass

 

i wish all male homo sapiens sapiens species are gay (except me, off course )

 

 

guess why?

[Guest]

Granted but now all female homo sapiens are lesbian.

 

I wish that I had a harem of beautiful women.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, but you don't have money to feed them, so you have harem of dead beautiful women...

 

i wish some nice virginia tobacco...

[Guest]

Granted but that tobacco turns your teeth black and gives you all possible cancers and illnesses associated with tobacco consumption.

 

I wish that being a grammar nazi was a paid profession with an amazing pay along with short and easy hours, job security, as well as any other conceivable benefit that a job could give someone and with none of the negatives.

[srayesmanll]

Granted but you have to correct the sentence "There their in they're airplane" over and over again for the next 40 years.

 

I wish Felicia Day and Sandra Bullock were in the room with me right now having hot lesbian sex.

[Guest]

Granted but they pay extremely little attention to you.

 

I wish that everytime some kid decides to troll any forum, they're computer emits an extremely high pitched and loud screeching sound with a troll face mocking the kid evilly and would not stop unless the computer is destroyed.

[srayesmanll]

Granted but they pay extremely little attention to you.

 

As long as I can watch that little tableau' date=' I'm a happy camper...

 

I wish that everytime some kid decides to troll any forum, they're computer emits an extremely high pitched and loud screeching sound with a troll face mocking the kid evilly and would not stop unless the computer is destroyed.

 

Granted, however the kid's parent sue you for millions for causing deafness and bullying.

 

 

I wish a black hole would appear during Dancing With The Stars and remove several useless D-list celebrities from existence.

[Guest]

Granted but since black holes cannot be controlled, it would quickly suck up the entire planet and eventually the entire galaxy.

 

Now the ability to control a black hole, that's something I wish for!

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but you get killed by a supernova.

 

I wish for the Genisis power from the Preacher comic book (the ability to give anyone an order and they must obey).

[Guest]

granted however everytime you use this power, the earth is hit by a gigantic comet.

 

I wish that my power level is over 9000

[Queen Bee]

Granted, your power level of five is written on a chalk board above the number 9000.

 

I wish a benevolent alien race would come to earth and solve all our problems for us without hurting anyone or anything, and without seeking anything in return.

[Guest]

Granted but after the aliens solve our problems we pull a surprise attack on them and then proceed to enslave them and put them in zoos out or greed which sparks a slew of new problems for humanity.

 

I wish that I could lucid dream and that all my lucid dreams would be happy and with me in control.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but you can't wake up and die of thirst.

 

I wish I was Angelina Jolie's secret lover.

[Guest]

Granted however Angelina Jolie secretly has STDs.

 

I wish for delicious ice cream

[nonusnomeni]

granted, his wait you here: http://www.antarctica.gov.au/webcams/mawson

very fresh

 

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