Corrupt a Wish

[Guerilla]

Granted, but now you just can't play this game.

 

I wish i was a scientist.

[deathparade]

Granted you specialize in the cause of blue waffles

 

i wish my socks wouldn't all teleport to the planes of oblivion when in the washing machine -__-

[nonusnomeni]

granted, you have no wash-machine, and no socks, and no feet, both...

 

i wish i can break monotony this weekend...

[Kuroshu]

Granted, but you also broke time itself, congrats.

 

I wish... I don't have one... I wish I have a wi-ohhhh bubbles

[Queen Bee]

Granted, you don't have one bubble, you have billions. So many bubbles! They take over the world and no one can see more than a foot in front of them! They try to pop them all but more just take their place! Oh, the humanity!

 

I wish for x-ray glasses that let me see through things without actually using x-rays and without hurting anyone.

[The DarkSlayer]

Granted, but it only works on seeing through clothing of elderly men.

 

I wish for a robot butler that will follow my every whim.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but when you said "whim" it thinks you said "quim" and just follows every woman you have sex with and stands outside their bedroom windows all night with a creepy smile on its face.

 

I wish we lived in a society that doesn't treat nudity as a shameful thing, and in fact encourages it on those super hot as shit days.

[srayesmanll]

Granted, but it also now encouraged on really cold a shit days as well causing really stiff/pointy nipples. (nothing in the OP said it has to be really bad, just twisted or corrupted )

 

I wish it really cold as shit today.

[Kuroshu]

Granted so your nipples turned really pointy, they extended 2 inch off your chest... Da faq?

 

I wish my everyone likes my bubbles.

[Guest]

granted but now they like them so much the won't let you have any

 

I wish to learn the language that The Sims speaks'

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but now you are a Sim and someone else controls all your actions, including when you pee.

 

I wish for a puppy. A nice, cute little puppy. Go on, corrupt that. You gonna hurt a puppy? You're a bad person.

[srayesmanll]

Granted, but it probably wasn't a good idea to name him "Cujo"...

 

Wish I could control my evil cat Loki (yes named after the god, no it has nothing to do with the damn Avengers or Thor movies...)

[The DarkSlayer]

Granted, your cat isn't so interesting anymore.

 

I wish vacation lasts longer.

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but its because you have been fired and or expelled

 

I wish the troll bunnies and the squirrel overlords would stop squabbling over who gets to piss on Hitler's grave

[Kuroshu]

Granted Hitler raised back from the dead just to kill them. Then he went back to being dead.

 

I wish that thing would stop doing that to the the other thing cause the other thing is using this to make that thing over there work like it's suppose to

[Gordar]

Granted. All things are blown up, so none of them can mess with other things anymore, or work properly.

 

I wish I had the knowledge to build a machine that could travel faster than the speed of light.

[Kuroshu]

Granted but after you used it you end up as jelly

 

I wish for more sexout

[nonusnomeni]

granted, you will have it even in real life and you will be female...

 

i wish for fresh cottage cheese mixed with fresh sour cream on top of the 2kg of baked pork chops...

[Kuroshu]

Granted but it taste like 1000 yr old eggnog

 

I wish for mentos and soda

[The DarkSlayer]

Granted, you consumed them at the same time after which your stomach explodes.

 

I wish I can control time.

[Kuroshu]

Granted you can speed up time but not slow it down what so ever

 

I wish my stomach wasn't a black hole

[srayesmanll]

Granted, now it's a red dwarf.

 

I wish for 10 pounds of 24 carat gold.

[Kuroshu]

Granted but gold now only cost 1 cent per pound of 25 carat gold

 

I wish I wish with all my heart to kill all evil squirrels.

[Emily]

Granted, Now you're surrounded by endless horde of evil squirrels . So you may kill them to your heart content.

 

Emily wish for more evil energy to prolong the twilight zone within the 13.th hour.

[Kuroshu]

Granted but the evil energy came from you so you died in the process

 

I wish Al got power back.