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Corrupt a Wish


Ashal

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granted each of the following women droplets splatted and died of fall damage.

 

I wish if what i wished before happened its not boring

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Granted. However, seeing you be a lesbian, makes every girl straight. Good luck getting laid.

 

I wish to know what age you had in mind... Seeing as under-age has two distinct meanings in my country.

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Granted' date=' but it's a nasty breakfast cereal.

 

I wish for a blowjob from Jena Jameson.

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Granted but she becomes a man.

 

I wish there wasn't so many Sony fanboys around.

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Granted, but she weighs 500 pounds.

 

I wish this script would compile.

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Granted, the scripts compile, but there's a horrible blackout and all your work is lost.

 

I wish for a duck..... you know, a simple harmless duck that quacks normally and waddles in a kinda cute manner.

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Granted. You're hungry and then presented with all the penis you can eat.

 

I wish clothes stayed clean without having to do laundry.

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Both of yours are granted

Loogie's clothes are clean but is too small.

mailamea isn't sick but is paralyze

 

I wish I didn't eat the hooker who ate the penises

 

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Both of yours are granted

Loogie's clothes are clean but is too small.

mailamea isn't sick but is paralyze

 

I wish I didn't eat the hooker who ate the penises

 

 

Granted but now you ate a burger made of razor blades.

 

I wish people had a shut up button on their nose that anyone is allowed to hit if they are doing or saying something that is stupid.

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Granted, but they're laced with roofies as part of a tentacle monster's plan to get you.

 

I wish I didn't keep waking up with back pain.

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