Mailamea Posted October 27, 2011 Posted October 27, 2011 Damn it! You know have a morphine I wish i have a medicine for my head ache
Kuroshu Posted October 27, 2011 Posted October 27, 2011 Granted but it gave you cancer I wish that the end of the world freaks would be paralyze
LordJerle Posted October 27, 2011 Posted October 27, 2011 Granted, but the world blows up. I wish I had a few fuck buddies cuz my gf just wants to be friends right now
Kuroshu Posted October 27, 2011 Posted October 27, 2011 Granted, you now have 6 fuck buddies, 2 has children, 3 has a bf, 4 are pregnant, 5 are 'not your type', all 6 has 5 different kinds of STD I wish I have a car
LordJerle Posted October 27, 2011 Posted October 27, 2011 Granted, but it needs a motor, which will cost you $4000 American Dollars. I wish Justin Bieber would jump off a roof and die horribly.
Mailamea Posted October 27, 2011 Posted October 27, 2011 granted it was not the fall that killed him. It was the gunshot from a random fan. I wish i wish, PARTY ROCK!
Kuroshu Posted October 27, 2011 Posted October 27, 2011 Granted, Here's a rock with "Party" written on it I wish I could teleport
Vyrce Posted October 27, 2011 Posted October 27, 2011 Granted you can now teleport into already occupied mens bathroom stalls. I wish i was a watermelon.
D_KNIGHT_PEN Posted October 28, 2011 Posted October 28, 2011 Granted however it is now the season where watermelons die. I wish i was immortal.
Jerbsinator Posted October 28, 2011 Posted October 28, 2011 Granted however it is now the season where watermelons die. I wish i was immortal. Granted, but you are sealed inside of a coffin for eternity. I wish that Square Enix would remake FF7.
Kuroshu Posted October 28, 2011 Posted October 28, 2011 Granted they remade it into 16-bit snes game I wish that i have a better laptop
Mailamea Posted October 28, 2011 Posted October 28, 2011 U now have a better laptop its AI and out of this world, so nothing will run on it because our technology is outdated for it
Guest Loogie Posted October 28, 2011 Posted October 28, 2011 And you have no wish! Seeing as though my wishes for no back pain actually became true, I wish the opposite of all my corrupted wishes happens.
LordJerle Posted October 28, 2011 Posted October 28, 2011 Granted. You explode from the energy backlash. I wish I had a truck full of Oreos.
Kuroshu Posted October 28, 2011 Posted October 28, 2011 Granted but they're stale I wish that I'm good looking
LordJerle Posted October 28, 2011 Posted October 28, 2011 Granted, but you now have no genitals. I wish I had an army of killer robot vampire space pirate gerbils.
Kuroshu Posted October 28, 2011 Posted October 28, 2011 Granted, but they started a mutiny and killed you I wish for a hot zombie girl! oh and hot elves
LordJerle Posted October 28, 2011 Posted October 28, 2011 Granted, but they're all on fire. I wish to be molested by India de Beaufort
Vyrce Posted October 28, 2011 Posted October 28, 2011 Granted but you were dead when it happened. I wish my head didnt feel like it's been hit with a fleet of semi's
Tregarin Posted October 28, 2011 Posted October 28, 2011 Granted... it now feels like it's been hit by a fleet of supertankers. I wish ninjaing was a real word.
Jerbsinator Posted October 28, 2011 Posted October 28, 2011 Granted but someone ninjas all your shit. I wish I could think of a wish. And yes I used to be a WoW nerd, thus why I assume Ninja means steal gear.
Tregarin Posted October 28, 2011 Posted October 28, 2011 Granted... you are able to think of a wish but the only wish you can think of is wishing you could think of a wish. I wish that didn't make my head hurt...
Jerbsinator Posted October 28, 2011 Posted October 28, 2011 Granted but then you find out that it's a brain tumor. I wish that Nintendo would try just once to make a incredibly powerful HD console.
Guest Posted October 28, 2011 Posted October 28, 2011 Granted, but its games include some of the worst looking and disgusting of Nintendo's characters in HD... including Wario... I wish Wario never existed...
Mailamea Posted October 29, 2011 Posted October 29, 2011 Granted he doesnt exist anymore but bario was invented I wish for angel wings
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