Guest Loogie Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 Granted. Neither get released ever. I wish the pain from the root canal isn't ongoing tomorrow.
LordJerle Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 Granted, but all your teeth fall out in a bloody mess and you're rushed to the emergency room. I wish the entire cast of the Jersey Shore would fall over dead right now for the good of humanity.
Jerbsinator Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 Granted, but a entire army of Justin Beibers is put in it's place. I wish my eye would stop twitching.
abinas Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 Granted, the crazy guy in your sig just shot it out. I wish my cat was immortal.
LordJerle Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 Granted, but it now eats brains. I wish to have hot crazy sex with Scarlet Johannason
Kuroshu Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 Granted but Scarlet's a zombie I wish for a new computer that didn't have a virus(AIDS)
Jerbsinator Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 Granted but Scarlet's a zombie I wish for a new computer that didn't have a virus(AIDS) Granted but now your computer has adware that sends kiddy porn directly to the FBI. I wish that I invented something that makes me rich.
Kuroshu Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 Granted but it's not "Legal" I wish I got a Big Fucking Gun....
Hitman69 Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 Granted, you've got a humongous gun, that tries to fuck you everytime you're near... Anally. I wish for more catgirls. (Let's revive that one, shall we?)
Vyrce Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 Granted your place of residence is now filled with posters of catgirls. I wish that by the time i go to the dentist tomorrow my wisdom teeth miraculously disappear. (things are expensive to get removed...)
D_KNIGHT_PEN Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 Granted however all your teeth fall out as well. I wish ... for world peace.(eh might as well)
Hitman69 Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 Granted. Turns out the problem was your existence. I wish for a personal, living, female, non-futa, non lesbian catgirl (of legal age).
D_KNIGHT_PEN Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 Granted you now have an 18 year old female cat named lucy. I wish i was a game designer already instead of being in college to learn how to be one.
Cezul Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 Granted. Too bad the gaming market crashed. I wish I had a talking donkey bro that would carry my stuff.
D_KNIGHT_PEN Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 Granted. However he only speaks in russian and he is only really cussing you out. I wish the world would end.(try making a twist with this one)
Mailamea Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 Granted the world ended by a cake rain flooded with sweetness, I wish for a unicorn playing awesome PS Vita games
Vyrce Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 Granted but you've already experienced/had said unicorn and have already forgotten your fun filled experience. Wish i had a quicksave for life.
Kuroshu Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 Granted but your life just got corrupted I wish my ex wasn't so violent/demanding...
Mailamea Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 granted she is sweet and now both of u gain ur daily benifits. I wish ppl here ask me out for a date not bec they are trying to get something.
Guest Loogie Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 Granted. I go over there and ask you out on a date, and it's the most boring experience of your life. I wish the Steelers could win the rest of their games this season.
Kuroshu Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 Granted but they got disqualified in the end for making a deal with god I wish I was the one who granted mailamea's wish
LordJerle Posted October 24, 2011 Posted October 24, 2011 Granted, but the unicorn's horn is up your butt. I wish I could be one of the dudes having hot sex with the chicks in the Brazzers ads.
Kuroshu Posted October 24, 2011 Posted October 24, 2011 Granted but the all have uncureable STDs I wish I have popcorn right now
Hitman69 Posted October 24, 2011 Posted October 24, 2011 Granted. However, it's earwax-flavored. Oh, did I mention it has (tasteless) addictive components? I wish I had my trusty cat-to-catgirl-ray back... And it works as it is supposed to do.
Kuroshu Posted October 24, 2011 Posted October 24, 2011 Granted but they ugly as golum from LOTR I wish it rained women
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