Jump to content

Corrupt a Wish


Ashal

Recommended Posts

Posted

Granted, your body is flooded with adrenaline, and your heart works so hard that it explodes.

 

I wish I could be a member of the mailamea10 fan club!

Posted

Granted however when you go to get on a plane you find out that it is a forgery and you are now in jail.

 

I wish ... for an end to world hunger (that doesn't include zombies).

Posted

Granted... there was not enough food to feed workers, so the infrastructure collapsed starting a food war resulting in various nations around the world nuking the fuck out of each other in an attempt to gain control of any food production that was left which wiped out all life on earth... so no more hunger. :D

 

 

I wish spammers wouldn't send such retarded spam in an attempt to scam me out of money...

Posted

Granted' date=' they just beat you unconcious and take it.

 

I wish I'd stop randomly getting horny.

[/quote']

 

Sorry, my avatar does that to me too. XD

 

On topic,

 

Granted but now you suck at Dead Island.

 

I wish MSI didn't make me pay shipping for a fully warrantied product.

Posted

Granted' date=' they are now completely smothered in hair...

 

 

I wish my GF didn't watch such weird-ass movies...

[/quote']

 

Your gf now only watches pokemon and cartoons

 

I wish i could always have exact change for every purchase that i will ever make at the time of the purchase.

Posted

Granted... however the maximum transfer rate is 2 bits per hour.

 

 

I wish I didn't have to wait in for a delivery that could be any time between 9 and 5:30... why can't they narrow it down a bit?

Posted

Granted... every single bad corruption of a wish in this thread now happens to you.

 

 

I wish the Daily Show was viewable outside the US without having to fuck about with the Browser.

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...