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Ashal

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Granted... however that promotion engulfs and consumes your social life and free time, until you become nothing more than a work slave!

 

I wish I had more vivid and more frequent lucid dreams.

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Patch of grass? Not that bad.

 

Granted you now have dreams a day but all containing the Epic Sax Guy in action at your bed.

 

Epic Sax guy? Sweet!

His saxiness gives me a tromboner!

:D

btw, you forgot a wish.

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Oh f*ck

 

Tromboner' date=' made my day.

Btw u forgot a wish :P

 

I wish i wasnt sober this morning.

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Why you!

keep it cool... :cool:

 

Granted... but you became blacked out drunk and did this: http://www.reddit.com/tb/h7p6a

 

I wish a drunk guy invaded my oblivion game...

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Granted drunk dudes now invade your game and raped your character all night long

 

I wish i wasn't playing Dragon Nest right now instead of going home.

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Granted. But you never make it home because you stumble into an actual dragon's nest.

 

I wish tomorrow work actually trains me for my new job instead of making me work my old one to stave off a disaster someone else created.

Posted

Granted you now know how to fix it but lose all technical skills required to do so.

 

I wish my monitor wouldn't have been broke so i could have been using my computer all this time.

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granted, but all of your known and alive relatives decide to move in with you for the helluvit.

 

I wish we had more smileyz here at loverslab.

Posted

Granted, but you like none of them.

 

Wish I wasn't too tired to mod.

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Granted. You're locked in a basement with a tentacle monster instead.

 

I wish I'd gone to bed an hour ago instead of poking mods with my huge erection.

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Tentacle monster hmmmm :D

 

Granted you were now poking mods in your sleep, also u brought your erection with it.

 

I wish i choose wisely on what to play today NV or Obv.

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granted it was so easy your body is now a 21 pack of hotness and everyone chases you, but now you suffer diabetes, diabetes hits you hard bro. :D

 

I wish it was so easy not to get attached to games

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Granted. You stop liking videogames.

 

I wish this pain in my tooth is okay by the time I okay to work tomorrow.

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Granted. It's awful.

 

I wish I can get a good night's sleep tonight.

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Granted, You are now sleeping through your days and night. You are in a permanent sleep but continue to somehow go through the motions of being awake but have no real clue of just what your doing. (just pray you don't eventually wake up and learn all the messed up stuff that could have happened)

 

I wish I didnt have to drive 2 hours to my condo tomorrow :(

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gratned, an earthquake shifted your condo right on top of your car.

 

i wish i didn't have to go five pages back on the other thread to find out who responded to me

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I wish I had Denise Milani chained up in my closet for my own personal sex toy.

 

Granted but her boobs are now misquito bite boobs.

 

I wish Skyrim and Skyward sword weren't coming out at the same time.

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