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Corrupt a Wish


Ashal

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Granted you now sleep for 14 years and completely miss the next 2 fallout&elder scrolls games which are the last in their series.

 

 

 

I wish work was less boring.

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Work everyday is Everybody Shufflin Party Rock theme,

 

But anyone will die within a matter of days including you due to lack of sleep

 

I wish the my pc came today, damn fan

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Granted your PC did indeed come today though having a damned fan it runs so hot your housing burns down.

 

 

 

i wish for nuclear turtles.

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Granted... Cowabunga! Unfortunately' date=' they do nothing but eat pizza.

 

 

I wish it wasn't so windy here.

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Granted but now it's so hot that your eyes melt.

 

I wish Diablo 3 had a release date.

Guest Loogie
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Granted. But it's still easily corruptible.

 

I wish it didn't feel like it was bedtime, because I need to go to bed 3 hours from now to get back on my normal schedule.

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Granted, you now don't feel the need for sleep and can continue on your schedule, but you are now not Loogie, someone named Loogie made the plugins.

 

I wish the fing pc is fixed

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Granted' date=' you now don't feel the need for sleep and can continue on your schedule, but you are now not Loogie, someone named Loogie made the plugins.

 

I wish the fing pc is fixed

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Granted, but now you have a Mac. *GASP*

 

I wish all the Republican Candidates weren't fucking morons.

Guest Loogie
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Granted. But now the sitting president is too competent to vote against.

 

Wish I could leave work early to eat Chinese food with my buddies.

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Granted... you can indeed leave work early to eat chinese with your buddies... it's such a shame that you're "forever alone" :P

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have what looks like a mushroom cloud on my stomach. (damned bruising...)

Guest Loogie
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Granted. It is now an actual mushroom cloud. Your whole town is nuked.

 

I wish it hadn't taken me a month to read this book I'm about to finish.

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granted you now have to relive the day you started reading the book again and again

 

i wish i had an endless supply of cookies

 

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Granted... you have an endless supply of cookies... however, they take up so much room in your PC that it is unable to do anything else.

 

 

I wish for more painkillers.

 

And Loogie? If this town got nuked, it'd be an improvement.

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Wish granted, you are now a low life sucker for painkillers and now cross the border to find drugs.

 

I wish LL has a new web design, im getting bored with the black and white one.

Guest Loogie
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Granted, but it never becomes cool enough to drink.

 

I wish my Sunday wasn't about to be wasted.

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Granted... it has been replaced with a vegetarian T-Rex who wants nothing more than to anally rape you for all eternity...

 

 

Sans lube, of course...

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my mind could live without blood.

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Granted... it has been replaced by my ex-wife, who wants to settle down with you, get married and have lots of little children...

 

 

 

 

I wish antifreeze didn't kill me.

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