Vyrce Posted October 6, 2011 Posted October 6, 2011 Granted you now sleep for 14 years and completely miss the next 2 fallout&elder scrolls games which are the last in their series. I wish work was less boring.
Mailamea Posted October 6, 2011 Posted October 6, 2011 Work everyday is Everybody Shufflin Party Rock theme, But anyone will die within a matter of days including you due to lack of sleep I wish the my pc came today, damn fan
Vyrce Posted October 6, 2011 Posted October 6, 2011 Granted your PC did indeed come today though having a damned fan it runs so hot your housing burns down. i wish for nuclear turtles.
Tregarin Posted October 6, 2011 Posted October 6, 2011 Granted... Cowabunga! Unfortunately, they do nothing but eat pizza. I wish it wasn't so windy here.
Jerbsinator Posted October 6, 2011 Posted October 6, 2011 Granted... Cowabunga! Unfortunately' date=' they do nothing but eat pizza. I wish it wasn't so windy here. [/quote'] Granted but now it's so hot that your eyes melt. I wish Diablo 3 had a release date.
Hitman69 Posted October 6, 2011 Posted October 6, 2011 Granted, but it's 5 million years into the future. I wish I had a better wish.
Guest Loogie Posted October 7, 2011 Posted October 7, 2011 Granted. But it's still easily corruptible. I wish it didn't feel like it was bedtime, because I need to go to bed 3 hours from now to get back on my normal schedule.
Mailamea Posted October 7, 2011 Posted October 7, 2011 Granted, you now don't feel the need for sleep and can continue on your schedule, but you are now not Loogie, someone named Loogie made the plugins. I wish the fing pc is fixed
Jerbsinator Posted October 7, 2011 Posted October 7, 2011 Granted' date=' you now don't feel the need for sleep and can continue on your schedule, but you are now not Loogie, someone named Loogie made the plugins. I wish the fing pc is fixed [/quote'] Granted, but now you have a Mac. *GASP* I wish all the Republican Candidates weren't fucking morons.
Guest Loogie Posted October 7, 2011 Posted October 7, 2011 Granted. But now the sitting president is too competent to vote against. Wish I could leave work early to eat Chinese food with my buddies.
Tregarin Posted October 7, 2011 Posted October 7, 2011 Granted... you can indeed leave work early to eat chinese with your buddies... it's such a shame that you're "forever alone" I wish I didn't have what looks like a mushroom cloud on my stomach. (damned bruising...)
Guest Loogie Posted October 8, 2011 Posted October 8, 2011 Granted. It is now an actual mushroom cloud. Your whole town is nuked. I wish it hadn't taken me a month to read this book I'm about to finish.
rodvi Posted October 8, 2011 Posted October 8, 2011 granted you now have to relive the day you started reading the book again and again i wish i had an endless supply of cookies
Tregarin Posted October 8, 2011 Posted October 8, 2011 Granted... you have an endless supply of cookies... however, they take up so much room in your PC that it is unable to do anything else. I wish for more painkillers. And Loogie? If this town got nuked, it'd be an improvement.
Mailamea Posted October 9, 2011 Posted October 9, 2011 Wish granted, you are now a low life sucker for painkillers and now cross the border to find drugs. I wish LL has a new web design, im getting bored with the black and white one.
Hitman69 Posted October 9, 2011 Posted October 9, 2011 Granted. Now it's white and black. I wish that all my dreams came true.
Tregarin Posted October 9, 2011 Posted October 9, 2011 Granted, you are now being chased down the road by a rabid carnivorous cabbage. I wish I had another coffee.
Guest Loogie Posted October 9, 2011 Posted October 9, 2011 Granted, but it never becomes cool enough to drink. I wish my Sunday wasn't about to be wasted.
Tregarin Posted October 9, 2011 Posted October 9, 2011 Granted, your Sunday stays sober. I wish my mind wasn't so bloody weird at times.
Hitman69 Posted October 9, 2011 Posted October 9, 2011 Granted. Now it is deprived of blood. In other words, you're dead. I wish the carnivorous cabbage would disappear.
Tregarin Posted October 9, 2011 Posted October 9, 2011 Granted... it has been replaced with a vegetarian T-Rex who wants nothing more than to anally rape you for all eternity... Sans lube, of course... I wish my mind could live without blood.
Hitman69 Posted October 9, 2011 Posted October 9, 2011 Granted, but now it needs antifreeze, which kills the rest of your body. I wish to have the T-Rex gone, as well.
Tregarin Posted October 9, 2011 Posted October 9, 2011 Granted... it has been replaced by my ex-wife, who wants to settle down with you, get married and have lots of little children... I wish antifreeze didn't kill me.
Hitman69 Posted October 9, 2011 Posted October 9, 2011 Granted, now it's just really, really painful. I wish people would stop setting me up with their ex-wifes.
Tregarin Posted October 9, 2011 Posted October 9, 2011 Granted... now they set you up with they ex-mother-in-laws... you poor bastard. I wish people wouldn't keep trying to make me suffer.
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