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Corrupt a Wish


Ashal

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Granted, but it's poon pie.

What makes you think I couldn't bang her while she's running? I'm short enough, I could pull it off >.>

 

I wish I had duplication powers so I could make my duplicates do all the shit I don't want to do.

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:edit: Fuck... bloody ninja'd twice...

 

Granted, but you can't do anything with it

 

 

 

I wish I knew what mailamea meant in her wish, because I'm completely lost.

 

Pissed on a whory nemesis? Pissed out a whory nemesis? Pissed off a whory nemesis? :huh: It's making my brain hurt...

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Granted' date=' but your mind explodes from the knowledge.

 

I wish I had Jena Jameson as my private sex toy.

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Granted, but you have no arms, legs, eyes, tongue, balls, penis or hearing to do anything with.

 

 

I wish I had the knowledge and my brain didn't explode from it.

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Granted, but they are all lesbians and completely ignore you.

 

 

 

I wish I hadn't just farted upwind of my GF... she looks a bit pissed at me now. :s

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Granted, she farted instead, you choke and puke for hours.

(GO TREGARIN'S GF! KICK HIS ASS!)

 

I wish Tregarin would post pictures of his girlfriend.

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Granted, it's now all over your screen instead...

 

 

I wish my GF would agree to let me post pics. (no way would I post without her agreeing... she'd fucking kill me!)

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Granted, she lets you post a pics of her... in a complete fur suit!... or nude... which ever seems more corrupt FOR you but not us.

 

I wish I'm the protagonist of a Netori story. (Netori is the opposite of Netorare. You are the stealer)

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Granted being a protagonist for a while got you bored and oh your arm fell of.

 

I wish my ex would stop making out stories that happened to us and tell it to his friends !fuck!

 

@tregarin: not my fetish peeing on someone lol. I was in a fight last night and ended up getting her so pissed she threatened me.

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Granted instead your ex tells your family.

 

 

 

I wish I would've asked for the 11th and the 12th off instead of just the 12th.

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