Vyrce Posted October 9, 2011 Posted October 9, 2011 Granted they no longer try they succeed. I wish I wasn't tired right now.
Tregarin Posted October 9, 2011 Posted October 9, 2011 Granted... you're not tired. In fact, you'll never be tired again... hope you enjoy sleep deprivation. I wish people didn't succeed in making me suffer.
Mailamea Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 Wish granted no one succeed in making you suffer, but you still fail at life I wish the freaking Repair Shop i went to returns my pc even if its not fixed ill risk voiding the warranty by letting some "people across the border (Lol wut?)" fix it.
Guest Loogie Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 Granted. The Vietnamese fix your computer, but it becomes property of their government. I wish time didn't fly while modding.
Mailamea Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 F*ck NO! Granted time stops when you mod, but every mod you make will be released in 2030 where Fallout 31: Antarctic Islands come out. I wish i did not lost my clearance paper.
Guest aswilliams92 Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 Boom, your papers are incinerated, falling neatly into a plastic bag that you carry. I wish that I was Alduin, The World Eater, returned from parts unknown to destroy Tamriel!
Mailamea Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 Granted, Tamriel is now destroyed and your the world eater. How ever each world you eat minus 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,099 of your life span, *Your life span: 2000* I wish i wasn't at a pc shop at 11:41pm and my parents to stop calling me from my phone
Tregarin Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 Granted... you are now at the local whorehouse and your parents don't need to call you on your phone as they are working the floor and chatting to you. I wish rain wasn't so damned wet and cold in October.
Guest Loogie Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 Granted. It's now boiling hot. I wish Tregarin's last wish corruption wasn't so weird and creepy.
Tregarin Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 Granted... now Mailamea's siblings are working the floor too. I wish my case fan wouldn't keep slipping it's moorings and rattling during the night.
Jerbsinator Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 Granted but now your video card fan is broken. I wish Breaking Bad Season 5 started tomorrow.
Tregarin Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 Granted... but as tomorrow is always the day after today, tomorrow never comes. I wish my GPU fan worked again.
Jerbsinator Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 Granted but it's now a superfan and goes so fast that it flies off and shreds the inside of your computer. I wish that I didn't forget to put a wish here.
Tregarin Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 Granted... your wish that you hadn't forgotten to put a wish there hasn't been forgotten, but in the process of being granted your wish has been removed from Reality and never existed for you to not forget putting there in the first place. I wish I had a shred-proof PC.
Guest aswilliams92 Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 Ka-Zam! Your mind is twisted now so it's not creepy or weird, however this is the result of a fatal brain tumor. I wish that the Twilight series was wiped from the face of the earth.
Mailamea Posted October 11, 2011 Posted October 11, 2011 Granted no more twilight, but werewolf series came to life, instead of the vampires as the main story, werewolves are the WIN I wish Tregarin did not make that wish because somehow its stuck in my mind.
Guest Posted October 11, 2011 Posted October 11, 2011 Granted... but now something even worse is stuck inside of your mind... like a Justin Bieber song. I wish Justin Bieber never existed.
Mailamea Posted October 11, 2011 Posted October 11, 2011 Granted, justin beiber's step brother justine beiber now became popular I wish the song baby baby baby oh wasn't stuck in my mind.
Guest Posted October 11, 2011 Posted October 11, 2011 Granted... but now Tregarin's wish is now somehow stuck in your head! XD (Mind = blown). I wish Justin Bieber changed his last name to "Booby" instead of Bieber.
Mailamea Posted October 11, 2011 Posted October 11, 2011 Wish granted he's now Justin Booby, however the music video of baby oh, is now filled with boobs in every scene, literally full of boobs! I wish not to fail a subject at our finals
Tregarin Posted October 11, 2011 Posted October 11, 2011 Granted, you do not fail... neither does anyone else, making your finals worthless as everyone somehow managed to pass, even that stupid jock who doesn't put any work into it. I wish something generic but not silly that would help people.
Guest Loogie Posted October 11, 2011 Posted October 11, 2011 Granted. But with the lack of detail, no one knows what occurred to help them, and therefore they don't realize they've been helped. I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist in about 5 minutes.
Tregarin Posted October 11, 2011 Posted October 11, 2011 Granted... at the time of this post, you didn't have to go in 5 mins... I wish my wish for a shred-proof PC had been granted.
Mailamea Posted October 11, 2011 Posted October 11, 2011 Granted it is literaly now shread proof. Like it cant be shreaded by a paper shreader. I wish im still asleep because i just had an awesome dream and i want it back.
tacomarine Posted October 11, 2011 Posted October 11, 2011 granted. but now while your sleeping sombody comes and steals your house. you wake up in a patch of grass. i wish for a promotion
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