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Corrupt a Wish


Ashal

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Guest Loogie
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I guess I have to corrupt you because you didn't make a wish to corrupt?

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granted our wisher were to haunt u, stalk u, watch u sleep, peep in your closet oh and the occassional smelling of ur clothes.

 

I wish i did not forgot my wish last time.

Guest Loogie
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Granted. But you forget everything else.

 

I wish I didn't have to get up at 6 AM for the next two days after rolling out of bed at the crack of 9 AM for the past several months.

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You now have what a normal human body has. But you now have 4 holes in your forehead.

 

I wish i was able to log in from pc rather than this phone.

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Granted, you can now log in from your pc... unfortunately your pc thinks it's a ZX81... so it doesn't have enough memory to even load up a page of the forum. (and you have to suffer it thinking it has the rubber keypad. :P )

 

 

I wish the holes on my forehead vanished, without me getting holes showing up elsewhere on my body.

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Granted you could but you wont because you develop a serious case of sloths eating your keyboards.

 

 

 

 

I wish that all the 7inch long praying mantises would quit living on the side of my house... its creepy.

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@Tregarin: too sleepy i forgot a wish. xD

 

Granted it did not haunt you. But within a few seconds, 2 bloody marrys, 3 samaras, 21 cookie monsters, 6 Tregarins, 2 apple pies and 1 big giant dude will haunt you in your dreams.

 

I wish its not 650am here so i can still go to sleep rather than go to school.

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Granted, you now work twice as fast as before... however, time now goes backwards for you, so you are undoing your work twice as fast as you did it in the first place.

 

 

I wish you released that surprise before I had gone to bed.

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Wish granted you knew the news before u got to bed now you have the ability to predict a news, but the first news you will predict is your death.

 

I wish classes are over net here sucks

Guest Loogie
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Classes are over. Forever. All your college up this point is a waste.

 

I wish I could figure out why my slave girl Miya in the Legion plugin isn't talking.

Guest Loogie
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Granted, but its in parts.

 

Wish I could take a half day at work and go home now.

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Granted you take a 1/2 day at work and go home now. You also get hit by a bus and 3 turtles on the way home and end up in a veterinary hospital with a bad case if hiccups.

 

 

I wish "..." didn't always oddly remind me of a stoned robot.

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Granted you take a 1/2 day at work and go home now. You also get hit by a bus and 3 turtles on the way home and end up in a veterinary hospital with a bad case if hiccups.

 

 

I wish "..." didn't always oddly remind me of a stoned robot.

 

Granted. Now it reminds you of looking at a robot, while stoned.

 

I wish my new "Nothing Beats Rock"-thread would get more (non-spam) posts.

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Granted you take a 1/2 day at work and go home now. You also get hit by a bus and 3 turtles on the way home and end up in a veterinary hospital with a bad case if hiccups.

 

 

I wish "..." didn't always oddly remind me of a stoned robot.

 

Granted. Now it reminds you of looking at a robot' date=' while stoned.

 

I wish my new "Nothing Beats Rock"-thread would get more (non-spam) posts.

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Granted, but everyone posts country music.

 

I wish I could bring characters out of VGs into real life.

 

Edit: HAHAHA I totally misunderstood what your rock thread was about....LOL oh well im not changing it it's comical.

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Granted you take a 1/2 day at work and go home now. You also get hit by a bus and 3 turtles on the way home and end up in a veterinary hospital with a bad case if hiccups.

 

 

I wish "..." didn't always oddly remind me of a stoned robot.

 

Granted. Now it reminds you of looking at a robot' date=' while stoned.

 

I wish my new "Nothing Beats Rock"-thread would get more (non-spam) posts.

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Granted, but everyone posts country music.

 

I wish I could bring characters out of VGs into real life.

 

Edit: HAHAHA I totally misunderstood what your rock thread was about....LOL oh well im not changing it it's comical.

 

Granted. However, you don't control the powers, and immediately after gaining them, you unleash just about every (successful) super-villain ever created. long story short: You die.

 

First of all, that corruption is fine. Ironically, they would all lose the game, too. No rock == no win.

 

I wish to be struck by inspiration on how to finish the story I'm writing. (Without making the story turn into crap)

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You are now New Yorks and earths best seller.

But every book you sold -10seconds of your life. So a million + copies, oh your dead.

 

I wish i dont have pe today. Its sad to beat kids at badminton.

Guest Loogie
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You don't have PE and grow fat from lack of exercise.

 

I wish I wasn't about to take a nap.

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