Mailamea Posted October 2, 2011 Posted October 2, 2011 Damn it Loggie beat me. Grrrr Wish granted you are now making nelson clones. I wish im good at photoshop so i can make a new sig
Guest Loogie Posted October 2, 2011 Posted October 2, 2011 Granted. But you're so good you use colors that never existed before, and trying to process them melts your computer. I wish I could lounge around the house all day modding.
Mailamea Posted October 2, 2011 Posted October 2, 2011 Wish granted RIP Loogie 10-2-2011 You were able to mod all day but you did not have the time to eat. I wish this threads name is Awesomefy a Wish
Tregarin Posted October 2, 2011 Posted October 2, 2011 Granted... this threads name is Awesomefy a wish. However, all dictionaries now have "Awesomefy" as being a synonym for "Corrupt" I wish I could wake up so I can have my gallbladder removed.
Hitman69 Posted October 2, 2011 Posted October 2, 2011 Granted. However, you seemed to have forgotten the fact that, according to a previous wish, you have to pass it like a kidney-stone. I wish for a time-machine, so I can travel back in time, and stop myself from entering said time-machine.
Guest Loogie Posted October 2, 2011 Posted October 2, 2011 Granted. After the room fills up with so many copies of you the door is unable to open, you're faced with the tough question of whether having sex with one of your copies is homosexuality or just a form of masturbation. I wish I could be unemployed while still having the income of my current job.
Tregarin Posted October 2, 2011 Posted October 2, 2011 Granted... however all other income has increased tenfold, as has the cost of living. I wish I didn't have to get up so early, can have a good amount of sleep, and don't have to pass a gallbladder like a kidney stone, not have to undergo surgery to remove it.
Hitman69 Posted October 2, 2011 Posted October 2, 2011 Wow... Didn't expect that one (the corruption of my wish) Granted. They do the surgery while you're sleeping. When you wake, you're in a tub filled with ice, and have your kidneys removed as well. I wish my other me's would be female, without the original me turning female as well.
Tregarin Posted October 2, 2011 Posted October 2, 2011 Granted... However, they are all lesbians and are completely uninterested in you. I wish I had my kidneys back.
Hitman69 Posted October 2, 2011 Posted October 2, 2011 Granted. However, they are still outside you body. I wish that your corruption of my wish wasn't the same as the corruption of my wish when I had an army of catgirls...
Tregarin Posted October 2, 2011 Posted October 2, 2011 Granted. However' date=' they are still outside you body. I wish that your corruption of my wish wasn't the same as the corruption of my wish when I had an army of catgirls... [/quote'] Granted, all your other "me"s are now Hetrosexual and desperate for your body... unfortunately you are now a raging Homosexual. I wish I didn't have hives now.
Hitman69 Posted October 2, 2011 Posted October 2, 2011 Granted. However' date=' they are still outside you body. I wish that your corruption of my wish wasn't the same as the corruption of my wish when I had an army of catgirls... [/quote'] Granted, all your other "me"s are now Hetrosexual and desperate for your body... unfortunately you are now a raging Homosexual. I wish I didn't have hives now. Granted. Now you have smallpox. I wish to be the only me again, while also becoming/staying straight, male, human, and 18 years old (without stopping/accelerating aging afterwards). BTW, this recent list of corrupted wishes has got me thinking... If you'd clone yourself, but genetically engineer the clone to be of the other gender, and have sex with him/her, is that considered incest or masturbation? Heck, you have about a 119 in a billion chance to clone yourself that way...
Tregarin Posted October 2, 2011 Posted October 2, 2011 Granted... however, you are under the delusion that everyone else is also you. I wish my smallpox would go away.
Hitman69 Posted October 2, 2011 Posted October 2, 2011 Granted. It's replaced by MPD. Look on the bright side... Now you'll always have someone to talk to. Oh, did I mention one of them is a psychological killer? I wish I could get along better with myself, and myself, and myself...
Tregarin Posted October 2, 2011 Posted October 2, 2011 Wait, only one is a killer?? my life is improved! Granted, you get along with yourself and yourself, and even with yourself... however, you will only get along with them if you never say another word. I wish tomorrow really goes well...
Mailamea Posted October 2, 2011 Posted October 2, 2011 Tommorow went well but the next day on your way out to your house a piano will fall on you. I wish i wasnt the our school course's representative so i can go home early and play.
Guest Loogie Posted October 2, 2011 Posted October 2, 2011 Granted. You drop out of school and ruin your future. I wish I could whatever I want whenever I want.
Mailamea Posted October 3, 2011 Posted October 3, 2011 You can now do whatever you want and whenever you want it. But whenever you do a thing and whenever it happens, All your clothes automatically poof away so your naked most of the time. I wish i did my home work, so rather than logging in LL at school, im doing something related to my subject
Guest Loogie Posted October 3, 2011 Posted October 3, 2011 You make it sound like your wish corruption would make it inconvenient for me any time but during the winter. What you don't know is I have no shame. But back on topic, granted. But every time you try and log on to LL you find yourself doing homework. I wish I could control the GECK with my mind.
Vyrce Posted October 3, 2011 Posted October 3, 2011 Granted you can control the geck with you mind, but you no longer have eyes to see what you are doing. I wish i had a really shiny penny.
Guest Loogie Posted October 3, 2011 Posted October 3, 2011 Granted. Its shining brilliance blinds you. I wish I didn't wake up two and a half hours before I normally wake up because I want to get back to sleep.
Mailamea Posted October 3, 2011 Posted October 3, 2011 u found a shiny peny but it weighs, i mean you are always encumbered. U can only walk. @Loogie: why during winter ? I wish for a new razer mouse. Mines being a b**ch
Mailamea Posted October 3, 2011 Posted October 3, 2011 F*ckkkk! loggie why are your hands that fast. You now wake up on time but someone will always be starying at you when u get up. Samara. The ring anyone?
Guest Loogie Posted October 3, 2011 Posted October 3, 2011 Because it's cold during winter! And you know what they say about guys with fast hands... Granted. But instead of a Razer, it's a mouse made out of razors rendering it impossible to use without severe injury. I wish it wasn't so cold right now.
Mailamea Posted October 3, 2011 Posted October 3, 2011 O_o oh, now how did i not get that before. Fast hands Granted now your temperature is above boiling point u ended up melting your self. RIP
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