Tregarin Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 Granted... you now have urges to have sex with Kent Hovind and Ken Ham... at the same time. I wish I had something to warm me up not it's 20 Kelvin.
Mailamea Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 wtf fail urges hahahaha. Rofl. Wish granted you sat on your parents grill while its still on. You burnt yourself you now have a black ass. But you manage to get warm I wish skyrim is out + with 2ndgen lovers mod *wtf*
Tregarin Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 Granted, Skyrim is out with 2ndgen lovers mod... however, it only works on a Commodore 64. I wish I wasn't so stupid at times.
Guest Loogie Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 Granted. You are now the smartest person on Earth. The stupidity of everyone else arounds you makes you lose the will to live. I wish I was asexual. All this jerking off and staring at women wastes time I could spend on somehing else.
Hitman69 Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 Granted. However, now life just isn't fun anymore. Doesn't sounding gay make it easier to pick up chicks? I wish for a chick.
Mailamea Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 Wish granted you just stopped your family tree and probably will never feel one of the most wanted feelings lol I wish i have commodor64 so i can play my skyrim with lovers
Mailamea Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 Granted you now have a baby yellow chick. Bok bok bok. Lol XD Yey another wish. I wish i can go to other countries without visa
Tregarin Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 Granted... You need to use MasterCard instead. I wish I wasn't typing this on an iPad while sat in front of my pc.
Hitman69 Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 Granted, however, your keyboard has been replaced by a mobile phone's keypad. Enjoy. I wish the chick would grow up into a chicken, so I can have fresh eggs anytime I want.
Guest Loogie Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 Granted, but the eggs contain dinosaurs. They eat you. I wish this new hard drive I got would install itself so I don't have to unplug everything and crack my case open.
Tregarin Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 Granted... however, it has managed to create the technological singularity and is currently taking over the world. I wish Apple wasn't so butthurt about having flash on it's products.
Guest Loogie Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 Granted, but Apple products remain overpriced and still can't do anything a cheaper Windows computer or a phone or tablet from Samsung's Galaxy line can't do. I wish my Steam directory is going to take less an hour to transfer to my new hard drive.
Tregarin Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 Granted, but it is completely corrupt and you have to download all your games all over again... hope you have a backup of the mods you use! I wish my gallbladder didn't have to be removed.
Guest Loogie Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 No surgery is performed to remove it. Instead you have to pass it like a kidney stone. I wish I knew more about adding NPCs from scratch so I can get this improvement to LegionTryout out quicker.
Tregarin Posted October 2, 2011 Posted October 2, 2011 No surgery is performed to remove it. Instead you have to pass it like a kidney stone. I wish I knew more about adding NPCs from scratch so I can get this improvement to LegionTryout out quicker. FUCKING OUCH!!!! Granted, you bastard... you now know more about adding NPCs from scratch, unfortunately you can only add NPCs that look and act like Milhouse. I wish I didn't have to be up at 6am tomorrow.
Hitman69 Posted October 2, 2011 Posted October 2, 2011 Granted, now you have to be up at 3am. I wish to have tamed the dinosaurs. Dinosaur-mounts FTW.
gregathit Posted October 2, 2011 Posted October 2, 2011 Granted, dinosaur's will now be mounting you 24/7 for the remainder of your short life - look out for the T-Rex, he has a mighty big wang!!!! I wish I had a beta version of skyrim to play RIGHT NOW!!!!
Tregarin Posted October 2, 2011 Posted October 2, 2011 Granted, you have a Beta version of Skyrim to play RIGHT NOW... however, your PC has been confiscated by the authorities because fuck you. I wish I didn't have to get up at 3am now...
Hitman69 Posted October 2, 2011 Posted October 2, 2011 Granted, now you have to get up at 1am. Also @gregathit: Actually, quite a large number of paleontologists believe that the T-Rex actually had a very tiny wang. I wish to not be my dinosaur's bitch.
Vyrce Posted October 2, 2011 Posted October 2, 2011 Granted you are now it's favorite bitch. I wish....for Popsicles?
Mailamea Posted October 2, 2011 Posted October 2, 2011 You now have a shit load of Popsicle but its not your mouth that your gonna use to it eat, your *** I wish i wasn't too harsh on corrupting some peoples wishes
Tregarin Posted October 2, 2011 Posted October 2, 2011 Granted... you are now only able to be too harsh when corrupting your own wishes. I wish I didn't have to get up at 1am now... please let me have some sleep!
Guest Loogie Posted October 2, 2011 Posted October 2, 2011 Granted. You sleep forever. I wish the NPCs I made weren't Milhouse clones because that will ruin the Legion plugin.
Mailamea Posted October 2, 2011 Posted October 2, 2011 wish granted you fell asleep but wasnt able to wake up due to nightmares about carrots. RIP tregarin 10-2-2011 I wish no one will be able to corrupt my wish.
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