steelcryo Posted September 28, 2011 Posted September 28, 2011 granted but unfortunately it was the wrong owl city and you ended up in a literal city of large birds. I wish I had something interesting to watch on tv
Vyrce Posted September 28, 2011 Posted September 28, 2011 Granted every channel is now " SOMETHING INTERESTING" in 120pt font. I wish i didn't have to go to work tommorrow.
Tregarin Posted September 29, 2011 Posted September 29, 2011 Granted every channel is now " SOMETHING INTERESTING" in 120pt font. I wish i didn't have to go to work tommorrow. Granted.... you've just been fired. I wish it was Sunday night already.
Vyrce Posted September 29, 2011 Posted September 29, 2011 woo now i can sponge off the government like 1/2 a dozen people I know...wait no I hate being unemployed to boring. anyway Granted it is now 9:45pm 8/12/07 I wish more books in the 5 series I read would come out already.
Tregarin Posted September 29, 2011 Posted September 29, 2011 Granted, but they've all been written by LeHaye and Jenkins. (if you don't know who they are, be thankful) I wish I didn't have to make a wish.
Hitman69 Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 Granted. You just broke the game. I wish for cheese.
Vyrce Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 Granted but its 400 years old and inedible. I wish for watermelon flavored gum.
Hitman69 Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 Granted, but it's also watermelon-sized. I wish for a lightsaber, without harming (be it physically, emotionally, economically, or any other -ally) myself, my family (pets included), my friends, or my acquaintances with it.
Tregarin Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 Granted... but it is one of those toy ones. I wish people wouldn't try to accidentally the whole game.
Hitman69 Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 Granted. Now they accidentally accidentally the whole game. I wish my lightsaber was real (and works), with the previous restrictions I put on it still in effect.
Mailamea Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 Granted it works, but unfortunately you cant of your own hands *I am your father* because you are testing it out, and found out it was real I wish, i wish for a pixie riding Wii playing flying Unicorn
Vyrce Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 Granted you wish for just that and there is one doing exactly that but its invisible and you cant see it. I wish my overseer at work was less.... unintelligent.
Hitman69 Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 Granted. However, his new intellect comes at a price... Your job. I wish for a robotic replacement hand, complete with retractable claws and climbing aparatii (magnetic/gravitational/other adherence to surfaces) Wait.. Let's make it two replacement hands, I got a feeling that I'll have another lightsaber "accident" pretty soon.
Tregarin Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 Granted... however they have their own minds and picket you for better working conditions and to be exempt from your repeated and frequent chocking of various chickens. I wish I could wish a wish that, when corrupted, ended up making the person who corrupted the wish that I wish I could wish into a very silly person.
Vyrce Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 Granted you grant your own wish. I wish I had something good tasting (in my opinion), edible, and non-toxic to eat.
Rawrnator Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 Granted, you can eat most insects alive, i heard some taste like chicken, and it's a good protein source even better then meat :3 I wish i knew what i should wish for
Tregarin Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 Granted... however you are now unable to wish for anything. I wish Tryout was ready, with all factions working perfectly and without it causing problems to FNV.
Vyrce Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 Granted but your copy of F:NV no longer works as well as any other copies you buy or try to play, the game rejects your very existence. I wish I'd stop corrupting wishes when tired. It makes me evil...er.
Tregarin Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 Granted, now all your wish corruptions are cute and nice... so cute and nice that the recipient of the corrupted wish vomits profusely and you choke to death on it. I wish I didn't use such big words on a Friday night.
Vyrce Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 Granted instead you use them on every day but Friday and on Friday you can only use words containing 15 or more letters. I wish for an everlasting bag of skittles.
Tregarin Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 Granted instead you use them on every day but Friday and on Friday you can only use words containing 15 or more letters. I wish for an everlasting bag of skittles. Granted, but you are now a seriously fat bastard who can't do anything except roll everywhere... I wish I didn't need to wear glasses.
Hitman69 Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 Granted. Enjoy your blindness. I wish my robotic hands did whatever i told them to do, whenever I tell them to do so.
Tregarin Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 Granted, you are however quite mute... you cannot use sign language (obviously, you have no hands) and Hawking won't let you use software like his to communicate. I wish it wasn't so fucking hot here!
Hitman69 Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 Granted. Now it's 20 degrees... Kelvin. BTW, to use that software, you'd actually need to be able to at least move a finger. (in the original design. Nowadays it looks at a certain facial muscle). I wish for a new voice. Something normal (and human), please.
Mailamea Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 wish granted you now sound like a 16 year old gay guy thats having issues. What? Its normal its human I wish i have different urges.
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