Corrupt a Wish

[Vyrce]

granted. the ipad now have better speakers....but your ears no longer works

 

wish you would've wished for something.

[nyanyanyanyan]

granted. the ipad now have better speakers....but your ears no longer works

 

wish you would've wished for something.

 

granted, nightshade wished for something, and that something was you projectile vomiting a full sized pineapple that you had somehow swallowed whole.

 

i wish for my ex to stfu and give me my stuff back.

[Vyrce]

 

Granted but they also shot you in the face.

 

 

I wish it would stop raining so i can fix a car.

[Leo77]

Granted. It stopped raining, but a blizzard started instead.

 

I wish for another wish.

 

[Vyrce]

Granted. It stopped raining' date=' but a blizzard started instead.

 

I wish for another wish.

 

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woo! snow!

 

granted you get another wish last Friday that expires 3 hours after receiving.

 

I wish i had a snow-cone machine.

[Hitman69]

Granted you get a machine that makes cones out of snow...

 

I wish that the weather would've been better during the summer over here.

[Vyrce]

 

 

Granted It is/was a nice comfy 55 degrees and rainy the whole summer. with intermediate times of low 30's and snow.

 

 

I wish it was November already.

[Leo77]

Granted, it's November 1942.

 

I wish i had a coin.

[Tregarin]

Granted... you are now the proud owner of a Pfennig.

 

 

I wish the GRA pack was released already.

[Mailamea]

Granted... you are now the proud owner of a Pfennig.

 

 

I wish the GRA pack was released already.

 

Granted.... but before you check it out, your PC exploded and turned to cookies

 

I wish i have a new vid card and memcard for SKYRIM and BF3

 

 

[Tregarin]

Granted... you have received a "new" Voodoo 5 5000 card and are forced to use just 128 MB of memory... and your HDD has been replaced with a 64MB USB stick for good measure.

 

 

I wish I wasn't so cruel when corrupting wishes.

[Vyrce]

 

 

Granted you are now not cruel at all when corrupting wishes however due to that fact you feel so bad when corrupting wishes that you go cry into your pancakes instead of corrupting any of them.

 

 

I wish I could have paraphrased that and not lost any of the effect of typing a giant wall of text in a simple format without realizing I probably just could have said Popsicle instead.

[Guest Loogie]

Granted, but now all you can say is "popsicle." It's a major detriment to communicating with others.

 

I wish I could make a wish that wasn't corruptable.

[Mailamea]

Granted, but every letter you type now in any machines, or gadgets will turn into "I LOVE JUSTINE BIEBER"

 

I wish i have the ability of Hiro Nakamura with no side effects (Heroes anyone?)

[Guest Loogie]

Is Justine Bieber Justin's sister?

 

Granted. You have all of Hiro's powers. But, just like Hiro, you're now a man.

 

I wish I could script so progress on Workgirl could go faster.

 

 

[Mailamea]

Is Justine Bieber Justin's sister?

 

Granted. You have all of Hiro's powers. But' date=' just like Hiro, you're now a man.

 

I wish I could script so progress on Workgirl could go faster.

 

 

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Nope he's Justine XD

 

ROFLED, well i don't want that.

 

Wish granted all man's knowledge all and all everything about scripting programming anything technological knowledge is yours, but after the mod releases you will gain a brain tumor, and when u pass away someone will take the mod and take credit for it

 

I wish i can use blender well so progress in my hairs and body mods will go forward

 

 

[Guest Loogie]

Wish granted all man's knowledge all and all everything about scripting programming anything technological knowledge is yours' date=' but after the mod releases you will gain a brain tumor, and when u pass away someone will take the mod and take credit for it

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Wow, you took that to a really dark place.

 

You master Blender. Unfortunately, you forget how to use actual blenders, or other household appliances. Starvation ensues.

 

I wish I didn't have to sleep so I could get more things done.

[Tregarin]

Granted... you no longer sleep. However, you suffer from permanent sleep deprivation so anything you do is of insanely low quality.

 

 

I wish Nexus got rid of all it's arsehole staff.

[Hitman69]

Granted. However, due to total lack of moderators, every single troll on the internet comes to the site, and ruins it even further. Guess the moderators, though unjust, did manage to keep the place at least a bit troll-free.

 

I wish to know the meaning of life.

[Vyrce]

Granted, 42.

 

I wish i had more tea because I'm running low.

[Hitman69]

Granted. You get a boatload of tea. Unfortunately, the boat landed on your head.

 

I wish to get a more substantial granting of my previous wish. (i.e. knowing the meaning of life) 42 was known to me.

[Tregarin]

Granted... 42 is the answer to the question. (it is a more substantial answer... )

 

 

I wish I wasn't about to get hurt for pulling a prank on my GF.

[Hitman69]

Granted. Now the prank backfires, ergo, you didn't pull a prank on your GF, but on yourself. In the process, you broke two bones.

 

Now, I wish for a second/third opinion, regarding the meaning of life.

[Tregarin]

Granted, the meaning of life is "the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally."

 

 

I wish I could have done that with less words.

[Mailamea]

granted u somehow got back in time and told ur self to make it shorter. Now the past you will try to lecture u about life.

 

I wish i can go at the next concert tour of Owl City