Chaos63 Posted August 31, 2015 Posted August 31, 2015 A 2009 game that has the audacity to run like a 2015 game. Bitch fucker, I can run games 3x more demanding than you on 60 fps and YOU give me shit? Who were you made by, Bioware? Off the drive and into the trash it goes.
Vacaliga Posted September 3, 2015 Posted September 3, 2015 People's lack of public self awareness/mutual respect. Example 1: I do some volunteer work at the local sail club, because hey it's fresh air and i get to use the gym free of charge, and one of the tasks i have taken on is cleaning the launch pier thing of bird droppings since it not a nice thing to plant your ass in when getting out of a kayak, but time and time again i finish cleaning one side and just as i'm about start on the other side some joker decides to launch there boat from that side and taking their sweet old time letting me stand there waiting, and the few times i have managed to clam myself and politely asked if they would mind perhaps using the other side or what i am really saying "wake the fuck up dumbass" i always get the same lame reply along the lines of "ooh i didn't know you were gonna clean this side now" or "well why didn't you just clean this side first?" and is it just me or do people just turn into extreme narcissist assholes when ever they put on a tight sweatsuit and jump on some pro/semi-pro grade sporting equipment, i swear every time i'm driving and see a group of fucks on there billion dollar bikes playing tour de france i catch myself thinking, heh that's 30 points right there while constantly reminding myself that it might be hard to convince a jury that backing over them six or seven times was the only human way to respond to an "accident" such as that. Example 2: The checkout at the supermarket, now i like to believe that i'm being smart by putting the heavy and hard things on the belt first and the lighter and softer things last while placing the bag i'm gonna put in at the very front, but it turns out that's all wrong, since the checkout person tends to grab all the light and fragile stuff first and then all the heavy stuff after, making the whole process a race against time to salvage as much as possible before the never stopping belt of destruction turns my tomatoes into ketchup, ooh forget about trying pack up the thing while rest is being scanned because what is the very last thing getting scanned? that's right the fucking bag. Things like this really makes me wish accurate pre-birth IQ tests where a thing and enforced by spartan law. (And no i mean for the parents and not trowing baby's off cliffs you sick fuck)
Chbaakal Posted September 3, 2015 Posted September 3, 2015 Things like this really makes me wish accurate pre-birth IQ tests where a thing and enforced by spartan law.(And no i mean for the parents and not trowing baby's off cliffs you sick fuck) You'd never want to work at my job then....stupid shit by stupid people every day. 1. An operator of a machine whose setups usually take far too long, runs too many setup sheets, then runs the rest as barely-passable quality has the utter gall to tell someone, "I really hate to toot my own horn, but I am one of the better operators here....". Like, what the fuck gave you that idea? 2. I'm using product for an order stacked up in one section. A forklift operator asks me what I'm running and I show him. An hour later, the idiot starts to bring over new, different product and decides to store it right in front of the shit I'm working with, then gets butt-hurt when I tell him to move the crap somewhere else so I can get to my stock. I just told you an hour ago, you fuck! 3. I come in to work and am told what machine I'm going to be on/running. So I head on over and find that the day shift drivers from three different areas have enveloped the machine and work area with loads of their shit, only to find that their supervisor/lead told them it was alright because they weren't running the bloody thing. So I spend almost 20-30 minutes on a lift clearing out the section before I can get to do my REAL job, because some useless mental midget of a floor boss doesn't care that another fucking shift has to work there too! I think I should stop here. Too many bloody things to list, and I'm already looking toward today as being another fuck-fest of stupidity.
PsychoMachina Posted September 4, 2015 Posted September 4, 2015 Lack of any amount of courtesy. People contacting me for help with a mod or looking for mods I used in a screenshot so I take on the task of gathering whatever info they need, search through gigabytes of backup files and searching the net for the mods the want only to never hear back from them. Not even a simple "Thanks". Why do I even bother?
Irrational Posted September 4, 2015 Posted September 4, 2015 Woke up this morning to find my new car keyed completely on the left side w/ "Fuck" keyed onto the hood. Needless to say I want to find this guy and key "fuck" on his forehead with a knife...
AKM Posted September 4, 2015 Posted September 4, 2015 Sounds lame compared to some of the above but I do hate it when we are C-L-O-S-E-D, putting the finishing lock on the door, and some jackass pulls up to the fuel dock and asks if we're still open. Open your eyes, dumbass. The covers are on the reels, the flags are down the door is closed, the locks are on. What the fuck do YOU think the answer to that question is??? Unfortunately, the answer is exactly what my co-worker said: Of course we're open [smile]. [Go through whole rigamarole of opening the place up again for his three drops of fuel, run the credit total on the machine - again - for one measly report, close everything back up - again - and RUN away, before someone else pulls up. Then leave 20 minutes to a half hour after closing time.] As another co-worker pointed out "Those two would be here all night if you let them". She's right. She also pointed out that "I hate the ones who call up and ask how late we're open for fuel... and then show up five minutes before closing, when we've already shut down just about everything, and are there 20 minutes later doing final closing stuff. We ought to start telling them a half hour earlier so there isn't the rush at the end of the day right at closing time resulting in getting out a half hour late, as usual." Right again. I understand the whole "this is seasonal" deal, and we only have so much time to make money. It still pisses me off when, like a previous job, I end up getting off a while after originally thought. Still, at least here it's minutes and half hours instead of solid hours's worth of, keep taking calls until we drop dead, and oh-by-the-way, be at work at 6 the next morning, even when you went to Timbuktu on a transfer the night before and got back at 4am. (That's an exaggeration, but still.)
Content Consumer Posted September 10, 2015 Posted September 10, 2015 Words cannot describe just how pissed off I am at the vanilla Skyrim launcher right now. I hate how the fucking thing enables all mods whenever you accidentally click it! I wish I could permanently disable the fucker.
Rayblue Posted October 16, 2015 Posted October 16, 2015 http://www.pcworld.com/article/2993272/software-games/nvidia-plans-to-lock-game-ready-drivers-behind-geforce-experience-registration.html Though I'm using AMD, I still find this a little too far for nVidia to strengthen its brand loyalty.
Buddy Christ Posted December 24, 2015 Posted December 24, 2015 *Riiiiise, Riiise from the dead, ye olde thread!* What really pisses me off are people that try to avoid you, but suck at hiding it. It is like ringing their doorbell and they turn off the light.... Uhm, yeah, that worked well.
Chaos63 Posted December 27, 2015 Posted December 27, 2015 People who publicly shit on cops but expect them to save their ass anyway. Feel free to stop those armed intruders robbing your store yourself next time, you ungrateful little shits.
Rorschach666 Posted December 27, 2015 Posted December 27, 2015 people who say "i call you tomorrow " or "we'll meet tomorrow", and in reality they dont give a shit....if you dont want to, dont even say it....
Guest MonsterFish Posted December 27, 2015 Posted December 27, 2015 Man I am throwing all sorts of rep points everywhere today. My parents, or more broadly, people who don't knock on the f***ing door. This isn't because they've caught me doing 'it' before, I'm extra careful in that sense. But seriously, if you want to come in my room... fucking knock. And here's a hint, if you knock and I don't answer, that means I don't want you to come in.
Chaos63 Posted December 27, 2015 Posted December 27, 2015 Man I am throwing all sorts of rep points everywhere today. My parents, or more broadly, people who don't knock on the f***ing door. This isn't because they've caught me doing 'it' before, I'm extra careful in that sense. But seriously, if you want to come in my room... fucking knock. And here's a hint, if you knock and I don't answer, that means I don't want you to come in. Count your blessing, it could have been reversed...
Guest MonsterFish Posted December 27, 2015 Posted December 27, 2015 Man I am throwing all sorts of rep points everywhere today. My parents, or more broadly, people who don't knock on the f***ing door. This isn't because they've caught me doing 'it' before, I'm extra careful in that sense. But seriously, if you want to come in my room... fucking knock. And here's a hint, if you knock and I don't answer, that means I don't want you to come in. Count your blessing, it could have been reversed... Man I am throwing all sorts of rep points everywhere today. My parents, or more broadly, people who don't knock on the f***ing door. This isn't because they've caught me doing 'it' before, I'm extra careful in that sense. But seriously, if you want to come in my room... fucking knock. And here's a hint, if you knock and I don't answer, that means I don't want you to come in. I say this again. They've never caught me. They probably know but they don't say too much to make me really care.
Brvtality Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 Ignorance. It really bothers me when people who are surrounded with so much knowledge choose to remain woefully ignorant. Case in point I read a story about a whole city that refuses to use solar panels for fear they will drain the Sun and kill us all. Its that kind of ignorance that really gets to me.
Guest MonsterFish Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 Ignorance. It really bothers me when people who are surrounded with so much knowledge choose to remain woefully ignorant. Case in point I read a story about a whole city that refuses to use solar panels for fear they will drain the Sun and kill us all. Its that kind of ignorance that really gets to me. I'd just like to point out how ironic this is. It's fake, nobody claimed it. The article was written by National Report, a satirical website. The media just ate it up as if it were a real story, even freaking science websites. But still, your point upholds. Guh, why does everything I say sound really standoffish today.
Brvtality Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 http://www.snopes.com/north-carolina-town-rejects-solar-panels/ Mostly true story. More about property value than anything. But I digress. Its neither here nor there I was just using it as an example of the type of thinking that bothers me.
Buddy Christ Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 http://www.snopes.com/north-carolina-town-rejects-solar-panels/ Mostly true story. More about property value than anything. But I digress. Its neither here nor there I was just using it as an example of the type of thinking that bothers me. Well, it was one guy who said that and every town has the tinfoil-hat wearing village idiot. The real concerns were about solar technology causing cancer, the impact on the environmet and lowering property value etc. So, saying a town rejects solar panels because of one numbnut saying something stupid isn't really true. And having one stupid person isn't enough for me to get riled up about "ignorance" of a whole town.
Brvtality Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 You literally just quoted your own rebuttal from me.
Caffeine Addict Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 You literally just quoted your own rebuttal from me. I guess he quoted his rebuttal without realizing you rebutted yourself already
Rorschach666 Posted December 29, 2015 Posted December 29, 2015 women who take everything from her boyfriend, becoming kind of a fuckable copy.
LordJerle Posted December 30, 2015 Posted December 30, 2015 One thing in the online world that pisses me off right quick, is when you're playing a team based multiplayer game, and you're the only on on your team doing anything useful. You look over your shoulder and see your teammates playing hot potato with a time-bomb, and as you're looking ahead charging the enemy, you hear a BOOM and gore lands in front of you wearing your team's color. By now I think I could be a champion head-desker. I should try and see how many desks I can head-desk through. Oh, and buy some stock in the Tylenol company. o.O Great, now I'm gonna be using right quick again. Took me years to get rid of my Oklahoma accent and speech patterns *fistshake*
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