Corrupt A Wish

[Pixie-K]

Granted, but it's lodged in your abdominal cavity.

 

I wish for an "Everything free" shopping card

[formel]

Granted but its only for one shopp that is specialised one product and that is this

 

 

 

 

But now enjoy your free shopping tour

 

I wish for more subordinates

[EllieSuraCremisi]

Granted but then they kill you

 

i wish i had more time to play Warcraft

[Xxantoss]

Granted, but now you can't afford to pay the subscription

 

I wish for a giant turtle.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

Granted, but he's dead

 

i wish i could find a good Skimpy Falmer armor mod for unpb

[HyperonicX]

Granted, but it causes your hard drive to wipe itself out, causing instabilities to your other critical systems on your PC, thus makign the whole thing nothing but a very expensive paperweight.

 

I wish I knew what I was talking about.

[formel]

Granted but your brain can not handel that information and will melt, thus makign the whole thing nothing but a very expensive paperweight that will decay.

 

I wish my copy & paste will remain unnoticed.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but its now copying the trolol song every single time

 

i wish i had a shark lady

[formel]

Granted a surfing trip to Australia, maybe you will attrack the attention of a female shark, then you only need to catch her.

 

 

I wish for a good and in depth tv show about astronomy and astro physics

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but it's all in Croatian.

 

 

i wish i had cake

[Bromm83]

Granted, but it's mud cake.

I wish my computer would be back from repairs so I can start modding again.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but is now hot pink and has MLP stickers all over it with a MLP desktop background

 

i wish i had more time to do things

[Bromm83]

Granted, but all of that time is used to make my computer black again and restore default background.

 

I wish I was finished with moving in.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but everything is in the wrong place

 

 

i wish i had modding skills like belisario

[Commander Drag Queen]

Granted, but due to the laws of equivalent exchange, you had to give up your name, half of your lifespan, and your sex organs. Have fun being a (null).

 

I wish I had more time for important things, like Saints Row IV.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but now you loop the same 4 minutes over and over

 

 

i wish i had my ps3 again

[Emily]

Granted, but the alternator is broken.

 

Emily wish for price correction against usd dollar value on money exchange! They should drop!

[HyperonicX]

granted but is now hot pink and has MLP stickers all over it with a MLP desktop background

You got my attention with the MLP stuff! XD!

 

Granted, but the alternator is broken.

 

Emily wish for price correction against usd dollar value on money exchange! They should drop!

Granted. Now the USD is worthless. Thanks for making things worse for everyone living in the US! I hope you're happy!

 

I wish Martin hadn't spent his last $10 on that Al Gore doll!

[The DarkSlayer]

Granted, he bought G.W.Bush doll instead.

 

I wish my ps1 didn't die.

 

 

[MikeMetal]

Granted but enjoy playing it with a smashed controller.

 

I wish I could be at a metal concert right now.

 

 

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but its just an ibeam getting smacked by a kid with a metal baseball bat

 

i wish i had bigger breasts

[Guest]

Granted, but now they're so big they block your vision and cannot stand up.

 

I wish I had a robot body.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but its a tiny mouse droid from starwars

 

 

i wish i could reach the stars

[MikeMetal]

Granted but you'll die of asphyxiation on your way there.

 

I wish I could wish for more wishes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[EllieSuraCremisi]

denied as that would be a paradox

 

 

i wish i had another amazing lesbian friend